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1. Doing a bandit demo with way to few jumps, and was landing on a road between two huge rows of pines and had my canopy collapse at @ 30 ft.... (turned out all I got was a BAD sprain and horse shit all over my jump suit and rig......) 2. Second B"A"SE jump..... Flipped and spun on exit and was facing the "A" when I dumped.... rear risers got me around the steal, but it was only luck when It happened 3.driving a motorcycle that I had no buisness driving. I really fucked up with that one..... I still dont know why I'm still here after that one (see pic's).... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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I'll Join ya...... WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess they have a problem with guys joining the nunnery...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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I so want to get back to the mountains..... Here are 2 of my favorite places.....
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I just finished watching the "Jersy Trilogy" (clerks, mallrats, chasing amy) and i just put in Dogma... What a day.... Heres another from mallrats... You're going to listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass . . . or sticking my hand in it. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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This should be an easy one... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Just plain OL' William for me.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Well they better wait till the cold, or the not as hot season if you are from up-north... cuz I really dont want to play inside a u-haul when the heat index is over 100 again..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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My friends / room mates moved back to NC today.... Damn this sux. Bill and Nicole were here when I really thought I had run out of options in my life. They took me into their house, fed me, didnt try to fix my problems, but were always here when i needed to talk....... They are real friends....
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Ah..... here we are, Friday night and I just finished my first drink of the night (and WOW did it go down nice....) ok, must get up and mix another HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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That pic you look at to make the happy feelings come back
f1freak replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Here is one of mine... Just me and a couple friends a few years back.... -
I was the same way, It was cool the other people at the DZ made me go right back up and make another jump so I wouldnt have to spend the winter off season (that was our last weekend of jumping for the year) thinking about my last jump being a mal.... I didnt have a chance to realy think about it till that night while we were drinkin a few beers, Thats when i got scared.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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ok, 1 more and I swear I'm done with this.... When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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ok, I cant pass this one up.... No matter how beautiful, how smart, or how cute she is... somebody somewhere, is sick of her sh*t! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Let's see... Jump 31 my second to the last jump of the season, I had just learned to pack. well I ended up putting one toggle through the metal ring when I set the breaks... well..... I dump and all is good..... Try to release the breaks...... WTF....... I tried and tried and tried to get it free, just wouldnt happen, so at about 2000', I did it, and before i could think about it I had the most beautiful white 7 cell canopy above my head.... Anyway thats my one and only so far *knockin on wood* and to top it all off...... I made my first A jump that same night....
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and another.... Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold-- It's paradise--pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me... That's all for now, I gotta pee! "May you be in heaven fifteen minutes before the devil knows you are dead." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Here we go..... Here's to heat... not the kind that ignites and burns down shantys... but the kind that exictes...and slides down panties! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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LMAO.... Hell, I still do the same thing It's funny how religious I become until we are above 1000' I just remembered.... Y'all should have seen me on my first jump. I had to sit by the door in our left hand door 206, when they opened the door I almost climbed into the pilots lap.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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NO SHIT!!!!!!! Mine was my first 5 sec delay..... I pulled so fast my JM said it was the perfect clear and pull then laughed and signed me off for my next jump...... There is nothing like making that first jump from 3000 with out the dope rope..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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another..... Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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I so know what you are saying..... There is just something about a sunrise.....
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Here's another for me..... I would love to get over to Monaco for an F1 race.... and a bonus to that would be for me to be watching it from one of the kick ass yachts in the marina there..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in braille. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Damn, I'm ready to make a pilgrimage to see that toast...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
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Let me kick it off by saying..... Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death If you steal, may you steal a woman's {Man's} heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother And if you drink, may you drink with me. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE