D22369

It's not gonna help Roy...you could work out 2 hours a day every day and you'd still be an ugly motherfucker*** that has nothing to do with it.... so..... how is yer mom doing? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I finally made it back to the gym today, nice 2 hr workout. weights and cardio.... I feel fantastic

So are psychics a solution or a Problem??? they are only a problem if your gullible enough to listen to them...... they are on par with televangelists...... Total bullshit.....if their lips are moving...they are lying..... hey!!! its alot like politicians too Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in Michigan's criminal code.*** ummm, i would say rape would be a more serious sexual charge..... but what do i know..... I cannot shove my head up my ass to see from these fucktards point of view.... fucking pathetic Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

and some good wine with D22369 and his son. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think Roy's son might be a little young for the wine, Dave. *** HAHAHAH..... . I fooled him, brought some terrible wine heeeee Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I came here for some OPINIONS about the canopy choice shutting your ears to good advice - even if it comes from someone with less experience is a foolish thing to do. I hope you make it. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Those fucking duckfarts almost kilt me and my cousin Karen. She was so sick she left the boogie early. *** I remember them... bad....very very baaad Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

THEIR DICKHEADS OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL*** and yer point was?...... BAWAHAHHAHA......1st post (beeer)....first deleted post....(beeeeeer) make it good beer for wed. snowboarding

Man thats the thing about Mormons, it just wasn't that long ago*** Hmmm, I see your point... 150 years..... good grief.... some people will swallow any bullshit it seems... ( I have mormon friends - we dont discuss religion much...) I think this is how we manage to stay friends Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

if it was said a long time ago by someone important, it absolutely must be true. *** aint it the truth... imagine in 2000 years....a new book is discovered by the reverend Jerry Fallwell... or Jim Baker some of them will swallow it hook line and sinker Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

That is a disturbing avatar. *** Avatar hell..... that's just Dave before his vente-half white chocolate-half dark chocolate-two shot vanilla mocha thingamabob.... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

damn...... there is a striking resemblance... but..... i dont recall the emperor being a wuss and apologising for any comments he ever made so.... perhaps a relative? Merry Christmas Dave Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Happy Birthday ya old fart Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

They do, despite repeated claims otherwise, have quotas to meet. Or if the city is being cute about it, minimum performance requirements. *** here in Yakima the quota's are called 'recommendations'... same story, same bullshit. Two of my friends are officers, one state patroll, the other is county sheriff, both are urged to issue a recommended amount of citations... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Haha, everyone seems so much more confrontational than me. I guess im still in the camp of I only have a little over 200 jumps and this guy probably has 1000s so what do I know, so I didnt think to tell him off right there. I still looked, and im alive . Everyone has made me feel so much better though about the whole incident. *** you knew to look down

fuck him, not only are you checking the spot, but what about a small plane below.... A few years ago I was on a 3 way freefly dive, it was a plane full of 2 and 3 ways, we were the first group, light came on, we opened the door, looked down, nothing looked right at all, no airport, no pond, nothin..... just farmlands and houses/barns, of course everyone started screaming and yelling 'GO', I yelled back "fuck you - you go, grabbed the other two, we backed up to the opposite side and let the other (rather pissed) groups go ahead of us, once the last one left we looked out again, and still couldnt find the dz, after another 15 or so seconds, one of the others found it....... still waaaay in front of the aircraft. We sat in the door laughing our asses off about the dipshits that had no chance of a airport landing for about another minute, then exited and had a great dive and..... landed on the airport fucking lemmings. If you want to look, then look, of course you should try to not take too much time and hose the other groups, but if it doesnt look right.... let the others go then check again They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

HAHAHAH....... oh man... that was superb! merry xmas to da skanky ho, (aka) da tart Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Why a crossbraced canopy at that wingloading? I have jumped a vx, fx and velocity at wingloadings of 1.9 - 2.3 if less twitchy-ness is what you want and still get good surfs then the fx would be a good choice. the vx and velocity were definately snappier - all three stayed in a dive a long time. but..... with a wingloading of 1.6 I am not sure it would be stepping foreward in performance... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

damn.... so sorry to hear this. major vibes for the little guy. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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Tequila Cookies 1 cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ....just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of drie d fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, MAYBE I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I'm reminded of that funny skit in I think it was Mike McGowan's greatest hits? Two guys on the ramp of a Casa or skyvan get into an argument and one of them pulls the other's PC and throws it out and he immediately pulls the cutaway handle while getting yanked off the ramp over a 3rd jumper crouched behind him. I'll have to watch it again to be sure I got it correct... *** The "puller" was Leonard Kunz - can't miss that handlebar mustache, it was at the 1994 freefall convention I believe. - (if we are talking about the same incident,) not sure of the other peeps identities it was staged for the camera using a dummy pilot chute, everyone knew about it.... except the pilot. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

So basically God sent Jesus to give humanity a message about 2000 years ago and he somehow delivered the wrong message? *** Must have....I mean what the heck, Moses actually brought the 15 commandments down from the mountain, but dropped one shattering the tablet... It was on tv AND in color..... had to be true Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

for me... I pitched the pilot chute and then my chin slammed into my chest hyperextending the neck muscles and I fractured two vertebre in the middle of my back... my definition of anything less is merely a firm opening