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Plain and simple, if a soldier cannot lift a 180 pound man with 70-80 pounds of gear over their shoulder, manage to grab both of their weapons, and run 100 yards then they should not be in combat.... regardless of sex. *** man.... what the hell are you talking about?? When I entered the marine corps, i weighed 135lbs in the beginning of boot camp, three months later at the start of ITS I weighed 165 lbs, I could fireman carry a 200lb person --- not sure how far though.... but run with them...?....lol, and add in 70+lbs of gear?? ... your smoking crack with that much weight you aint running its more of a stagger... unless you are hercules if you discount people that cannot do what "you" perceive as the minimum then you are doing them a terrible disservice.... I could never do what you consider to be the minimum specs for a combat soldier... Buuut...I shot a 243 for qualification out of a possible 250 so I am pretty sure I can kill what I aim at... i have killed my deer and elk virtually every year that I have hunted.... if the enemy enters my sights at 600 meters or less.... even now... they would die. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

If you dont pull out a 4-way from 4200 and turn at least 4 pts with a clean break off, your wasting you time. Quote erm...... 4200' and only 4 pts? heheh... i was on a dive with Dave (livendive) where we turned a four way - 3 pts from 2400..... everyone had a good canopy by 1800' -----------------------------------------------------Obviously this was long before I became a safety nazi. I now roundly condemn such reckless behavior! Blues, Dave *** P>>>>P>>>>P>>>>PU---SSY ya gotta grow old... but ya dont gotta grow up.... whats the worst that could happen? *should I mention that we (the staff) were all at the competing dz while our plane was down with a screwed up propeller? and we all almost got fired?....LOL Bob understood....Larry wuz pissed!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Now if anyone has any gripes you can just take them and shove them up your ass! I will kick you right in the nads if you complain. *** how do we say this up north (Oregon and farther) north, south Cali.... who cares.... its all SUCKVILLE (ya got some cool peeps though....) umm..... will ya come up north to administer the punishment you advertised.... ya know how I like it though...."not so hard it bleeds" Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

you gonna be around tomorrow night? Larry just called, i got a student at 6pm lets go drink, and if you wont let me borrow that smoking hot g/f for the evening...... at least have her set me up with a female at least 50 percent as hot as she is.... cause thats damn hot...!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

If you dont pull out a 4-way from 4200 and turn at least 4 pts with a clean break off, your wasting you time. *** erm...... 4200' and only 4 pts? heheh... i was on a dive with Dave (livendive) where we turned a four way - 3 pts from 2400..... everyone had a good canopy by 1800' Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

What is your most memorable landing?*** hmmm, well it was at a demo for the 2000 world sprintboat championships, The organizer wanted the three flags flown, USA, New Zealand, and Australia....plus he had heard of pond swooping so he wanted that as well, (livendive) and I got tapped to do the swooping, Gary price carried the american flag, loren Snapp carried the New Zealand, and for the life of me...I cant remember who had the Australian flag. The jumpers with the flags had to land on a small island in the course, Dave and I could swoop the course and land on the outer bank. Our swoops came off extremely sweet, The crowd went nuts !!! we were hero's...10' tall even...... erm.... for about 20 seconds..... Loren at that time was our most junior jumper, he came up short, and with a very bad case of target fixation didnt flair till impact with the first island (he was supposed to land on the 2nd) so he hit, got driven to his knees on impact, flaired, and then the canopy picked him back up about 5 feet and dumped him right in the middle of the channel... carrying the New Zealand flag with him... Dave and I almost got sick from laughing ... I can still hear the announcer with that cool australian/new zealand accent... "awww, new zealand... comes up a bit shawt" It still amuses me... I am pretty sure not one person who attended that race remembers the swoopers... but I remember... the glory was short lived... but it was goodwhile it lasted. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I had a well meaning animal lover call the cops on me at thriftway while I was shopping last year in Portland Oregon because my dog was in the car with the windows rolled up and the temp was around 85... with the proximity to I-5 neither the animal lover nor the cop that showed up could tell that my car was running.... with the A/C going full blast... my dog was cold!! I almost got a ticket for having a running unattended vehicle, but managed to point out that a 100lb staffordshire terrier plus locked doors was a good theft deterrent. I hate people that leave thier animals in a blistering hot car, But I hope you checked to see if it was running - some cars are very quiet at an idle. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

OMFG.... dat has gotta leave a mark poor Dave..... BWAahhahhahha Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Harder? *** but.... not so hard it bleeds Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

No - just wondering if you were finally going to come out. *** I told ya I wouldnt till you do Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Are they going to be at the rainbow boogie? *** why? ya lookin fer a date? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Roy, Dave, we really don't need to know about your bedroom escapades!!!! *** whaaat?........ since when? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Sorry, I was too busy with the ATL crew last night. But I was telling stories of the Hollister Road Trip (specifically the Patron). So I was at least thinking of you and Roy. ***

Did I mention the itching powder I sprinkled on the sheets in my spare bedroom? *** did I mention what I do on those same sheets? if the weather is gonna cooperate, I will be there. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

ya big mean old fart !! Get em Roy! *** Hiya sexy

obviously you have never seen a poodle and have only seen toy poodles. (neither one are particularly manly dogs, which you seem to be mostly refering to) (come on, every counter thread has to have something serious in itas well ) ____________________________ *** oh come on now.....no getting serious here!!! and yes....I didnt say toy poodles...but thats what I was meaning...

What the f*ck is wrong with me?! yer old.....very very old..... well...... ya did ask Well that explains what's worse with you! *** yea....but I didnt ask.... ya big mean old fart !! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I hate dogs. I pushed a poodle off a 75th floor balcony the other day, and I liked doing it! *** You are obviously confused......poodles are not "real" dogs...... anything that goes "arf..arf" and can be punted across the parking lot.... isnt a dog...

Is "jarhead" standard slang for US Marines? ***` it is, but if it comes from a civilian without the balls to enlist... its an insult - (I aint pointing fingers at you, merely answering your question) Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

What the f*ck is wrong with me?! *** yer old.....very very old.....

Has anyone packed a pilot rig that was used to save a pilot's life? *** Ralph Hatley's (eagle creek skydiving in Oregon) pilot had to bail out of a cessna 182 about 4 years ago, I believe Ralph packed that rig. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

yes I loved it all! *** c'mon....stop holding back.... tell us how you really feel congrats on your new canopy

well he was smaller and is now a little husk down at the bottom of her web*** well.....he shoulda been (a)..quicker (b) gay.... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Unfortunatly there are some D- lic. jumpers who are not responsible enought to take students on jumps. *** I know several that fit this description, they are either careless, or seriously lacking in skills. I think its the instructor and S&TA's job to make sure these people dont get the chance to endanger the low timer, even if it means bursting their bubble and telling them flat out they cant jump with the novice... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Or perhaps the men have written the truth. *** fanatics are incapable of telling the truth.. They change whatever they dislike.... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.