Zenister

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  1. Heya Lou, would you have a link (or even an FM number i can order the manual if i have to) to an FM that does cover freefall ops? i thought the USMC document was pretty useful and I'd certainly be interested in reading more.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  2. like the guy that was due for a reserve repack and so went out piggy back on his friends ninja at 80 and deployed?? i was amazed he landed it..but damn it looked cool.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  3. if you think chasing girls & hanging off a truck with a parachute (and other equally insane stunts, just because you can) has NOTHING to do with skydiving and skydivers then you havent spent much time at a DZ..oh yeah thats right, you havent... might i suggest you actually get enough jumps to qualify (even if you dont want it) for your A, and perhaps spend say at least 48 hours at a DZ before you make such silly statements about our culture? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  4. Zenister

    Hey

    yeah..i'm playing maytag man here at Irwin, so i'm lurking most days now... (except for Sat/Sun which i just got approval to take off) so its ok to dry your tears and come out of the closet..oh wait..wasnt that what the army didnt like about you?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  5. that and the fact that Cutway is what 8 years old (guessing) where as Blue Crush came out last year...wonder who was plagarizing who?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  6. Zenister

    Hey

    Hey yourself.. i wont be in Eloy Sat, but i will be in Perris or Elsinore (havent decided yet) to add to your already over worked self..wheres your resume?? or dont you want a 'real job'? dont worry, i dont want one either, but i need the cash.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  7. Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  8. as i said in another thread, its pretty adversarial and comes off as if you already "have all the answers you need" which is never very conducive to learning, and how well you learn has a direct bearing on surviving a skydive nothing in surfing (with the possible exception of tow in to some of those monsters in HI) can have as direct and immediate consequences to your life span as every single jump does. please listen to your instructors with a more open attitude than the one youve displayed here.. good luck, i hope you dont need it.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  9. well i'm happy to report that South West at SEA at least the TSA screens your bags right when you walk up to the counter to check in, and they have no issues with you locking them after they've been inspected. in addition they list parachutes and Airtec Cypress as allowable carry ons and were more than happy to print that section of the list (in a nice ticket sized printout) for me to take thru security just in case. the stewardess even joked about it during the pre-flight breif..(SW has this comedy routine thing the aircrew does, and she had asked about my shirt..) "smoking is not allowed on this flight however if you wish to light up we will be happy to offer you a seat on the wing...no the skydiver in row 8 cannot volunteer, so put your hand down..."actually woke up when she said this, i was almost asleep
  10. dave are you a fan of www.memepool.com? i was just reading that site (the hoaxes) after visiting it tonight.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  11. Mike Barber had a completely desert camo rig that i thought was really cool which was how we started talking and how i ended up doing several RW jumps with him right off student status blue skies mike and ive spent a good portion of the last 3 years in DCUs anyway so.. i've always liked the 'cookie dough' better than the pinks and tan the army wears.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  12. I was told the whole reason he was carrying a pistol is that some of the iraqis reportedly were armed with chairs. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  13. so i've got some cash thats screaming new rig..(that and seeing my risers on my shoulders during a HD dive gaaaah and i'm playing with these designs, but being the indecisive artist type (when it come to thing like this i need some opinions.. well? what do you think? ok i tried to keep the attachments in order but...go by the numbers ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  14. stability. you wont have it in that position. youd probablly be at least slightly head down and accelerating. also its concievable that a hard opening could cause you to pull the handles accidentally (possibly in the wrong sequence) rotfcmeo...yeah sure, your canopy really cares what you think & say about it..(hell in your case its only student gear, so your just its latest trick) btw arent you ignoring your instructors advice right now?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  15. there are Batteries plus stores in WA state too, i picked up new batteries for my protrack there on the way to the DZ last month.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  16. damn dave...did you need new shorts after you stopped?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  17. How about Coyote the Trickster? dont forget Loki. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  18. rock on guys!!..from the background on that landing (very nice C!) it looks like you guys just found the hole in the sky! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  19. i used to have that same "critical mass" philosophy in college, but the military fixed that issue
  20. he was a minorly amusing troll, but not very proficient. i just caught up on his ramblings in the womens forum..a sad plea for attention really, but at least he had the grace to leave when it was obvious he wasnt wanted.. Q: when is the last time anyone did a static line jump at eloy anyway? i dont think the school has any SL rigs they were switching most of the ripcord rigs over to boc when i went thru AFF more than a year ago..uh oh i asked a skydiving question in a troll thread ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  21. congrates on another successful lap around the sun! notices that there are alot of aries around here lately ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  22. to funny..i posted that without seeing yours... i also did a variant on the kitchen sprayer to a college roommate once..she had a water pick (dental cleaning thingy) and i aimed it above the bathroom sink and plugged it into the outlet that was controlled by the light switch...so bright and early..... gahhh, its already started..on another forum i frequent..i'm almost tempted to stay off the internet all day tomorrow.. my guess is at least 80% of new topics will be april fools jokes... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  23. thats a GREAT joke, i did that to my mother once too.. cellophane on the toilet rim is another classic.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.