meatmissile
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The A-cup is my personal preference, but I have found that the "pencil test" is a good benchmark. For those unfamiliar with this: If a naked lady stands with her back against a wall, shoulders touching the wall, a pencil should not be able to remain under the breast, but rather should fall unimpeded to the floor. It's a matter of personal preference of course. I actually never get further with the test than the part where the naked lady stands..... -- ZZZzzzz....
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You left the South African beers out again! Why not rather have a poll about sexual preferences and positions and the like? I would start it, but I'm too shy -- ZZZzzzz....
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Gives new definition to the concept of give and take! -- ZZZzzzz....
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These twins?
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He looks a bit like my boss! -- ZZZzzzz....
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Hey Klippe, rather have a braai. It kicks a barbeque's sorry ass around the block any day. Blou Dak, -- ZZZzzzz....
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
meatmissile replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
You should have added the question "And do you always practice safe sex?" as well. It seems to be very relevant these days. Hey, I didn't say it was fun -- ZZZzzzz.... -
LMAO!
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You have a dirty mind, babe -- ZZZzzzz....
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2/3 -- ZZZzzzz....
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There were two more that you didn't get.
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I'm an up-and-coming Porn Star. Hey, the job sucks sometimes, but someone has to do it! -- ZZZzzzz....
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What would you do if you were forced to upsize by 100sq feet.
meatmissile replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Not pull. -- ZZZzzzz.... -
Define detrimental? -- ZZZzzzz....
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1:1:3 Flew up to Citrusdal DZ for the Saturday in a Cherokee 180. Had a really cool jump with an American named Mike over there, and a fantastic swim in the river afterwards. The three is double brandy and cokes owed/required/downed by me and my passengers Kevin and Murdoch after the flight back to Stellenbosch - the Cape Doctor (southeasterly wind) had started up during the day, making for an interesting takeoff at Citrusdal, a bumpy flight back, and a rather scary crosswind landing at Stellenbosch. And thanks to the unknown pilot from Cape Town who showed me "how not to do it" with his PA-160 takeoff from Citrusdal -- ZZZzzzz....
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I'm 30 now, and would love to move back in with my parents (lived there until I was 22). The problem is, they won't let me. We have a really good relationship, but they need to spend these years together - they didn't have much time for each other when us kids lived at home. However, when practical necessity dictates it, I'm sure they would welcome both me and my wife to their home. Either way, my advice is to establish a very mature relationship with them before you move in - that way you avoid being treated like a kid. Good luck! -- ZZZzzzz....
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See? You get it - because you're also from lekker old SA! Scratch would probably also get it, although that gentleman has such a refined sense of humor, not to mention taste, that he wouldn't find it funny.... Or maybe he won't get it... -- ZZZzzzz....
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After about 30 jumps I bought my first system (second-hand). Upgraded to new stuff at about 70 jumps and bought my elliptical canopy at around 100 jumps. PS: Your typing error reads really funny in local South African slang. Although we spell it differently, the essence would be: When did you start to sexually abuse/generally mishandle your equipment? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Honestly? I spend a few seconds being thankful it opened (I somehow never expect it to) I check for other canopies, struggle to get my slider over my risers and stow it using it's finnicky velcro stow set-up, move myself back in the legstraps to a comfortable position, and start to play. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Good for you, Mr Aldrin. I would have done the same. You can only be patient for so long. But the ironic thing is that the film will most likely turn out to be very popular. -- ZZZzzzz....
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I've been giving this some thought again. Jumps should be free. The government should subsidise it or whatever. In fact, if elected, I would make it a law. It would make the world a better place. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Well, I live in Africa. And I have learned that sometimes the best way to deal with any really awful event is to try and see some humor in it . -- ZZZzzzz....
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The wind takes a while to start up. When I asked my jumpmistress on the way up on what was my first jump through clouds, I was very concerned, and asked her how I will be able to tell up from down. She said: "Where the strong wind's coming from - that'll be down" -- ZZZzzzz....
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Truth: You fall out of a tree, intoxicated, and hit the ground arching. Come to think of it, why were you up a tree, intoxicated in the first place? -- ZZZzzzz....