shah269

You've yet to see me doing Yoga in a speedo on the beach (FYI, it's amazing how simply saying I practice Yoga alters a girls demeanor on a date...riding..nothing...traveling..nothing..skydiving..nothing..Yoga..BAM! She's in!) But yeah it's sick! $40+K on one evening! Of which 1/4th of that is for a dress? Sadly I think I may be screwed in the future regarding this issue. Sadly many many many women have this notion in their head of having some huge spectacular wedding...even though deep down they know full well that what they really want is her, her man, beach, priest / rabbi / mullah / pimp at sunrise and to say "I do" as the run ruptures the horizon (see in shape, bendy, romantic and eloquent you know you want me!) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Darling, i know what you are thinking.....and I know...one day...but not in this life time. Fate just dose not have it in for us. But if in the next life you are walking along the beach and you see a Persian God in a skimpy speedo doing Yoga with a bottle of sangria next to him and some fruit....sit down and just maybe....maybe.....it will be me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Amen brother! Save the money pay down your debts invest in sex furniture buy jump tickets for your friends travel the world! but that being said....don't forget the open bar! My last wedding, which i had hopped would be my one and only but fate didn't have it in for us, was very low key. partly because we were broke but partly because she her self was one very cool chick. And I have to admit, I am very saddened that her and I didn't work out. Maybe I'll get lucky and find another girl just as cool as her but less prone to 3 year long mood swings. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nothing and I do mean nothing annoys me more than these chicken heads and their infinite attention to detail when it comes to planning their weddings. I mean really! If the world could harness the intellectual horse power of your average wanna be princess chicken heads uses in planning her super amazing special day and instead use that energy to find a cure for cancer or a cure for hair loss and erectile dysfunction the would be a much better place! Really! Setting up miniatures of the event to figure out who sits next to who? Using MS project to determine the time line of the wedding? 15 different variations of the "play list", all of which sadly include the electric slide and the chicken dance but never include such great wedding songs as "smack my bitch up", "baby's got back", CHRIS CORNELL - "PART OF ME" , so as to account for her moods and potential level of bloatedness! Spending what most third world nations spend in national defense on a dress that you will only ware for 15 minutes and which will no longer be her size 12 minutes into it? To which I have but two words, OPEN BAR! I don't care who the hell I'm sitting next to! As long as she is just taking up one seat and isn't prone to bombastic gas I can live with it! And no i don't give a flaming elephants ass as to what kind of flowers are sitting in the middle of the table, I'm just going to take them with me when i go. And the music, it's a wedding.......it's purgatory for DJ's....so odds are i'm not there to show of my amazing white guy dance moves! And since you banned me from bringing my smoke machine and glow sticks....well you took away all the fun! As for your brides maids....Addicted To Love by Robert Palmer...that's what they should look like. Your hotter sluttier friends! Because let's face it they aren't there to support you! They've been on a crash diet of sugar free Red Bull and news paper ever since they found out you were getting married before them in an attempt to hid their contempt for you and rage towards the last guy who they dumped! They are there to land another sucker who now thinks that all this is a great idea! As for your dress.....really! $10k for what best could be called an overpriced curtain? How about you take that $10k and use that to buy your great man a sexy motorcycle! It's the least you can do for dragging him from one tasting to another from one freaking flower shop to another! Just hit BeBe and get something tight and go commando! And for the love of god don't write your own vows! A simple "Woo hooo I got one who doesn't ask me to pull his finger mom!" will do! Oh and one more thing! Eat up! Say hi to cheeseburgers and bourbon! Why? Simple that way when people see your wedding pictures 2 years from now they will compliment you on how great you look now due to having lost the cheeseburger and bourbon, weight due to the financially not being able to afford food so as to pay for the banquet hall, instead of giving the usual BS reply "nice flowers". Words of wisdom by yours truly Dr. Shah. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look guy guys have thousands of jumps under your belt. For the n00bs...all news is good news. We are winging it, trying to remember what we were told and what we think is right. So a simple good...good...good...on the right track....would do wonders for a new guy/girls confidence. And as always remember it's easier to unlearn a mistake early then to try to unlearn it when its too late. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The radio is by no means an instruction. BINGO! It's not "turn, left, turn right, turn left, turn right." Rather "Remember to look left before you turn left, look right before you turn right....remember to slowly reduce pressure on toggles to prevent surging forward too fast. Remember body position...." It's all about building "GOOD" habits and the radio not only provides a reassuring voice but helps to inbed that voice in the student head. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It is easier to correct bad habits in the beginning than to unlearn bad habits later in life or die due to a bad habit. And the radio is a great tool. Everything from body position to understanding of the flight dynamics. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I guess I'm different. I have a million things going on in my head. Just like the first time I took a little 200CC race bike around the track. It was horrible. Then I was given a head set. And simply being told "good, good, on track, head up......" really helped me to adjust my body and to focus on the task at hand. And now that I'll be going back to finish up my AFP I will ask my instructor / radio dude for the same. I felt most comfortable and most aware when I was given data. A simple "looking good" every 30 seconds can go a very long way for a new guy or gal. Because let's face it not every one is a natural and not every one learns at the same rate. And don't look at it as "remote control n00b" rather think of it as positive reinforcement of good habits. A simple "keep your legs together" on final could have really saved me a lot of pain. But now I know...KEEP YOUR FREAKING LEGS TOGETHER ON FINAL! But the radio would have helped. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ok let me put this in prospective. Regardless of the economic growth over the past 50 odd years on average the official inflation rate has been around %3. The actual is about %5 since the government doesn't count energy when they do the calculation. SO! If you only get %2 that means you will earn %1 less this year than the last. Now as for my comment regarding the rich getting richer? As a dork taking his EMBA and just having digested cooperate accounting. Your average poor little rich kid on Wall Street or who just so happens to have a little over $10mill in liquid assets can easily pull in well ove %10 in profits just from investment activity. Also please note the record number of woo hoo bonuses that were handed out this year to companies who were able to improve profitability. Now how do you improve profitability when you aren't producing a hard product......you cut back on hiring new people and reduce pay increases. Eventually the stone will have no blood to give. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

sorry like this one just a little more? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3g2zeBVQQ and this one...we won't even talk about it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBPnZe_iMA Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Welcome to the new America brother. The rich will get richer and be free from prosecution. The poor will die off. And the middle class will have to move to Mexico if they wish to retire at a decent age! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ok how cool would it be to ride it in!

Well I can't speak for any one but my self, but I go to the fake bake for about 5 min per week in the winter months. The reason being is that my office does not have any windows and I get very depressed with out exposure to some sort of sunlight. And this is close enough. Second, if I don't get sun I turn yellow....think Homer Simpson yellow! And the girls who work there are usually very cute

I don't know....they were kind of bendy and fun!

I guess some one with good computer skills can put a name over each of our heads and repost the picture? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hu...I fake bake in the winter months to counter the dark cold conditions of NJ and that the girls who work there are super sexy!

Wow, how many guys did you put into the friend zone Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1) New bike http://motorimpian.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/2009-bimota-tesi3da-small.jpg 2) New car http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/Audi/audi_R8_TDI_LeMans_RedManace_2008-02-1024.jpg 3) New casa http://13rohinistudio.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/malibu-california-beach-house.jpg 4) Hot tub? http://www.cheaphottubcover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/hot-tub.jpg

I can't see your picture due to the firewall....but I don't ride to pick up girls. I ride to ride to enjoy the trip. As for a seat for one? I don't know....when I was in Spain three years ago there were lots of cute girls sitting on the backs of sub 600CC motorcycle Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

kkeenan, yes I have and am. Between working 10 hours a day and going to school to get my MBA on Saturdays and doing homework I really have very little time to "hang" at the local bar/club/DZ. So time for me is an issue and the internet is a great help. Nothing like flirting with a girl online while folding you clothes or making dinner. But I have to admit I have used the internet dating sights more for experimenting than actual dating. It's the engineer in me which I do my best to keep suppressed. Case in point, "Playing" with the parameters. Turns out I could make $50k less but if I were 4in taller I get 3 times as many flirts. Go figure, as a short guy of only 5'8" it is kind of funny. Especially since I have no problem dating taller girls. It's fun. The only surprise really has been that the same stupid little tricks that I used when I was 22 seem to work now that I'm 33. I really had hoped women would be more mature then that, such as actually showing any or all sympathy or empathy leading one into the friend zone. The only exception is the car issue. Girls have gone from the car to the pad. And I have a very nice pad which seems to work rather well according to some. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh if it had the money! The old GPZ will have to do for at least another year or two and she is starting to show her age with about 30k miles on the engine. But that being said I am looking at either a http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/jpg/200602/2006-ducati-superbike-749-2-3w.jpg which I can get for just a little under $7k or http://longbeachkalifornia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ducati_848_2008_02_1024x768.jpg which I can get for a little under $13k But nothing is going to happen this year. And I'm hoping the girls won't know the difference between a V twin and an L twin other than mine will sound a bit better and be a hell of a lot more agile around corners FYI that rear seat is 8.5X11 so her but better be that small! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Brother you ride a V twin. Don't you know what that by riding a Harley or a Custom none of these rules apply to you. It's like a girl with an amazing rack and great legs, she can walk up and shoot people and society will just look the other way. Maybe I'll trade in my GPZ for a Harley........no....but that new 848 in red looks real nice.

1) My admin Maria would like to thank all of you for not killing me while I was in Atlanta.

usually reffered to as masterbation! Screaming my own name using both hands. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And what is wrong with reading Cosmo! It's trashy! And the UK version more so!