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You say that . . . and you still bash and berate all the fat chicks . . . Tsk Tsk Hey no one is perfect, no matter how amazingly sexy they may look. And I'm working on it! When was the last time I posted a "chubby" chick thread? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Brother you skydive. Every time your feet leave the ground may be your last. Keep your soul clean, good Karma brother, good Karma!
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Have one to many drinks before posting and look what happens! OK screw that, do the entire interview holding your crotch
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OK I've been on TV before......and here is my advice. 1) Go get a facial so you will look super sexy for the soccer moms who are watching TV at 3pm.....which odds are will be the time your spot is shown. You know between Ellen and Prancing With the Stars. 2) Ware clothing that is at least one size too small, it's all about proportion and you want to look down right huge! Don't forget to place cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil in the front an not the back. 3) Smile and say strange things such as "gravitas" and "existential" and "yes I am just this good looking" 4) If you get stuck just pretend you are Kerk and ask your self "What would Kerk do to this green chick!" Oh and don't think about how if you screw up this video will be downloaded and viewed by millions if not billions of people for all of time! Extra points shall be given if you ask the reporter out do brunch.
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It's all fun and games....oh my god my freaking arm! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I don't know I think that's what wrong with society. The next girl I marry, better have had a good sex life so as to have a good understanding of who she is and what she likes. Nothing worse than being with a girl who's a prude! NOTHING! Been there done that, never doing it again! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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How many sexual partners could you have in a week's time?
shah269 replied to k-dubjumps's topic in The Bonfire
All i have to say is "youth hostels" is where it's at! Hang out at any for a week straight and odds are you will clear the 3 mark by Friday. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
So i guess I shouldn't tell you how I'm going to rig my summer riding jacket with EL wire so I'll have that Tron effect while riding in the evenings?....you know....in the name of safety via increased visibility!
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Well...I'm not sure how the aero or the visibility on that would be. I mean you could get one of these (which I own) http://www.no2.speedmotorcycleclothing.net/img/p/19-95-large.jpg and maybe have some one overlay some paint and some stickers on it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Depends on the inflection of her voice, where her hands are and where she is looking. If said after a hug.....then yeah it's bad. If said before a hug.....oh yes it's GOOOOD! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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The first one is real. It was the first iteration of the design. Note the large darn door on top. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I'm actually a Bender fan...but Zapp...Zapp is the man! Death by snu snu! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Teachers, good teachers, are the hardest working most passionate individuals I have had the pleasure of knowing. And if they were paid a million dollars a year it still would not be enough to cover the amount of blood sweat and tears they shed in educating our children. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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That's using the old noodle! Am i the only Zapp fan around here? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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A-men brother A-men! Look there is nothing wrong with passion and emotion because that's the fire that fuels loves. But don't ever raise your hand to strike. Yes grab a wrist and pull her close to look in her eyes to remind her how serious you are and how much you love her but....don't raise your hand. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Entirely different situation Yes that involves leather and Redbull! And you know you like it! But that aside, no. The moment then hand comes up her shit goes out the door! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Works better in your early 30's! Bu then well....we all know about looks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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THIS IS HOW I SHALL COMMUNICATE FROM NOW ON! http://www.lazy-nation.com/features/Brannigansoundboard.htm
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Need a big titted girl - don't care where she's from . . .
shah269 replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
Start off with a long legged, flat bellied amazing assed girl....and buy her a set! They aren't that expensive! I had promised the soon to be X that I would get her a set when she graduated and I think they were only $6k! That's $3k a tit! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
1) See a really good looking girl who thinks her shit is gold, walk up look her up and down like she were second hand shoes and say "The girl on the other side of the bar....exact shame shoes" Then sit next to her and talk to some one else. 2) Find hot chick with not so hot friend. All hot chicks go out with not so hot friends so they will feel better, the hot friend just goes out for the sloppy seconds. So find hot chick / ok chick combo, look hot chick square in the eyes, smile say hi, turn and devote 100% of the attention to the not so hot chick. And when hot chick starts butting in, smile, say she's cute and go back to not so hot chick. Both options take huge brass balls but I don't think that is a problem here. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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You+me+a bottle of chocolate red wine+wifi.......oh yeah this could be fun!
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You should be able to make clicky's faster by now I was taking notes!
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http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-lesbian-sex-secrets-for-raising-the-bar-on-your-sex-life_10.html I just want to take this moment to thank all the lovely butch lesbians for teaching us dumb men how to do it right! Rosy this is for you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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How about smile and say "Let's go to my place." Come on Shah, that's a no brainer. Wow you guys think I'm some sort of.....man whore! I'm just a pimp. And it was a little out of the blue you know...i mean...she cough me totally off guard. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Screw pink! Make it glow in the dark! Now that would be fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!