shah269

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  1. Gorgeous bikes, amazing sound, very under rated, very hard to get parts for. I have a line on a race prepped 05 that would usually sells for well over $15 but due to the piss poor economy I could get it for $7.....if I had $7k! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. 1) I love that song! Sing it with me bitches! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now This song should be blasting at every DZ....that and Blur Song 2 2) I've had some odd dates, some good, some bad, some...just not right! My latest ones, i got my "unit" grabbed. No joke! straight up having coffee....at a small coffee house and she went for it right under the table. I mean what do you say? "Ms? Pardon me can you please let go of my twig?" Worst was the one before, again having coffee, half way into my cup and enjoying the fact that I'm sitting across from this gorgeous girl and she has the most gorgeous gray eyes...she says "I want to have kids....in two years...if you are not that kind of man then we can't talk." I mean who says that?.....(hint women in their early 30's! stay away from them.) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. First bike was a race ready 87 700 VFR. Not the best bike to learn on but boy was she ever fun! I sold her to a local collector. I then bought this http://www.asker-mc.org/Image/Kawasaki%20GPZ1100.jpg It's big it's black and it's.....really not me. But it's reliable and very stable. But I've told my self if and when i graduate from my EMBA program I'm going to get an 848. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. You know.....why do you need a pick up line! I mean rally! Ladies....the few that jump. Stop being such sticks in the mud! You know who the "good" guys are. Be their wing men. Nothing gets a girl more interested in a guy like a girl with a guy. Come on! Do it for your friends! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. She's hot she can sit on my face and day....yeah I'm slowly recovering
  6. Shah's top pick up lines validated by those at the DZ 1) Is this seat taken? Then sit your ass down. 2) "over hearing a conversation" I'm sorry but you are wrong. 3) After conversation starts, Oh your full of it! 4) So what's your nick name? 5) Pull out your latest issue of Parachutists point at one of the gorgeous pictures....."That's what true happiness looks like!" 6) Look across the room, make eye contact, motion her to come over. 7) Ask the girl you like what her friends name is. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. one word Hi Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Go to local DZ, point at two guys, tell them to fight each other and that the winner can buy you dinner at a place of your choosing. Stand back enjoy fight get free dinner and maybe a new boyfriend!
  9. Shah, when you do - Please. Be. Careful.
  10. http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/02/tyrannosaurus-sex-dinosaur-special-discovery-channel-video-clips/ The video is very x rated! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. Yes we men are superficial but we are comfortable with it. Women tend to be just as superficial but are not comfortable with it. Hence why guy bartenders don't tend to make as much as their female counterparts. But yes women do tip more then men at restaurants. That's due to women being more understanding and can relate to the waitress. God knows I could. My last relationship....shit I was that girls butler. But that's a different thread. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. It has to do with the price of the product and how it's distributed. If your waiter gave your meal one part at a time with a bill you would tip more. A bartender gives you a drink at a time, thus the $1.50 tip for the $2.50 tip. Also let's be honest and I hate to be a realist about this, but if a girl were good looking and wanted to make good money why be a waitress? Sadly the same can not be said about us guys. The day you women tip us as well as we tip you due to your looks....what a great day that will be
  13. I DIDN'T WRITE THIS! But I agree. That being said on average per beer I give $1+change. so if it were say $2.50 I would give $1.50 per drink if it were a simple draft. Not for mixed drink it's $2+change. If there is food than the usual %15. Long story short, tip well tip often. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. I thought it was a good movie http://tube-reactor.com/images/covers/cover-23747.jpg http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/photos/8515/terminal-velocity-1994-8515-1656214074.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. For possible assault right? See that's not right and yeah a few months in the slammer is needed to educate him. But all the other stuff......
  16. And why would he go to jail now? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. I would give my left testicle to be that man! I would! Really! I mean what a freaking life! The drinking, the women (he dated a few porn stars) the money, the one skydiving movie....i mean really! If there was ever a man who I could call my her other than Heff...It's Charlie! *I'm not paying her to sleep with me, i'm paying her to leave!* Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. life has kind of kicked my ass over the past 6 weeks. lots of damage lots of scars lots of lots...... You know it's bad that even after an hour and a half of Yoga practice you can't find the strength to meditate Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. I need to get back in the air ASAP! I know where all my tax refund money is going.... I feel so freakign down it's not even funny and I just want to quiet my brain for a few sconds. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. Yeah. My first tandem was a sunset jump. I just sat there in the plane on the way up. A little hesitation as I swung my feet out and then....peace. We did what we had to do...you know the three practice pulls alit checks....but just so peaceful. when we landed still so relaxed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. I'm sorry I posted via my BB while in a meeting that just didn't want to end. Never the less the "quiet" of the mind is such an blessed moment. Even if that moment lasts but 40 seconds. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. I ride a motorcycle, I practice Yoga twice, I indoor rock climb....but I've only skydived 7 times thus far. And you know what I love about this sport? For 40seconds my mind is quiet. Right now my life kind of sucks, my inner voice of doubt just won't shut up and I'm not 100% sure what the next few months will bring. But I know the moment I get back to the DZ and I get back into the air to finish up my AFP program...those 40seconds of free fall.....will be the first time my mind will be quiet since the day I had my accident. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. You are assuming Shah could persuade a chick to do it more than once. Ouch mate....ouch. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Wait....those exist?! Got any links??? http://www.urbancougar.com/ There is nothing and I do mean nothing wrong with going older. Aint nothing wrong with being a kept man!
  25. I mean hell even an ugly dog can get laid 11 times in his life. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!