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I made some snide remark about a large womans mass.....she started chsing me down the runway and well you know how these big women are once they start building up momentum there is just no stopping them. And she rolled over my right leg. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What's the one where while doing her doggy you grab her ankles lift her kees from under her and push her face first off the bed....? One of my old university buddies had a twist on the old rodio. While doing her from behind...it always starts that way doesn't it....reach foward and grab her nipples and twist...two handed....and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What did i say now? She asked "What's too windy?" And I said I spoke to my instructor and he indicated it was.......... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well....I called up. Spoke to my instructor who i trust and he indicated that it was too windy at 15 mph on the ground and much higher at 5k ft and didn't want to chance it. I trust him. He says it is too windy I beleive him. I'll go sundy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

mdrejhon Thank you for the information. The old 265 is no more. I'll be jumping a 280. I was about to leave the office for the DZ but was just informed it was too windy. Again thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Your right doll......I have a lot to work on. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you so much guys! I wish, and here is where the inner dork comes out, that there was a beginners book for n00bs. Every thing from judging height to judging and examining your equipment. Thanks again and hoping for sun this sunday! ps I'm just looking at my log book. Jump #5 was on a newer yet smaller canopy a 260 instead of a 265 and per my notes i not only had a softer landing but the flare caused me to flat line across the ground which was very cool and soft! Except where I skidded feet first into some bushes! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Bro i'm learning here....give the n00b some slack. Now dumb one can a ZP rig loose it's ZP? And how do you test it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hey, I'm the young guy with the GQ body! And soon I'll have an MBA and move from a federal job to a private job where my chair will not be held togehter with things i brought from home. I'll survive. But for now ..... it hurt..... and by it....it's the intangible the intrinsic the soul Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

but what does that have to do with your ex not giving a crap about who you are with... Because I know how that girl works. And I know exactly what would cause her the greatest pain. Just the way she knew how to cause the most pain. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So why did my instructor who weighs 50lbs less then me have to PLF it when he took it for a test drive. The reason I'm asking is that well....no one teaches you what to look for on a canopy when it's on the ground. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Darling if I only had the time to tell you what I did for that POS. Of the 10 or so girls I've gone out with over the past 4 months, some just coffee, most want to know why and how a guy can get divorced and not lose a thing so they ask about my x. And I tell them the story, which I just don't have time to do here. And to a T each and every one of them has 1) Given me an alternate phone number incase their cell is off..... 2) Asked if I was free for a second date...hell one even put me down up to date three....that was fun...I like date #3 3) Have said "Wow, she's a moron." Look I don't know darling, I just don't' know. I never wanted to get divorced, up until 6 months ago I saw myself growing old with my x and having a good life. The divorce not only shocked me, but our friends and our family (mine and hers). Ever have a motorcycle accident? It's a lot like that. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hook, dumb question though. And this is hind sight which is always 20/20. When I and another AFP student would put our student rigs down. My canopy would deflate almost instantly and their smaller one would hold air for much longer. Should have been a clue to me that something was not working right. And no....the weather looks crappy today. And windy tomorrow and ok on Sunday. I think I'm just going to keep my eyes open and one week where it looks sunny just call in sick with jumpitus. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Comparing dating in early to late 30's for a guy to that of a girl is akin to the analogy of throwing a bullet and shooting one! If the woman is at all in shape and at all stable just point at two friends tell them to fight to the death and the winner may ask you out. That aside, I need to reorganize my life. The bitch may have not have taken a dime but killed my self esteem but I have to get it back or else she wins. But my fear, and you women are going to hate this so brace yourself, is that I let go of my values and "settle" for a + sized girl. And with 75% of the female population + sized in my age bracket it is a strong possibility. I want my next long term relationship to blow my x out of the water. I want he to be a weapon. Smarter, kinder, move compassionate, and size six. I want my x to look over and my fat dumb happy face take a knife and carve out her heart and eat it. I'm Persian, we don't play to the death, we play to the pain. And I want her to suffer........mix one half depression with one half desire for revenge and you get the perfect storm. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

ZP = Zero Perosity? The cannopy I'll be jumping will be ZP. The one where I had the issue was suppose to be ZP but you couldn't tell with the way it bleed air. As i would drop it on the packing mat it would just flatten out in a second or two. Also I'm told this rigs liens are actually of correct length thus reduing the need to wrap up any lines before landing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Weren't you the guy that had all the comebacks for the Ask Dr. Shah thread a while back? Yeah...optimism takes energy. An amazing ammount of it. Every other week I've had a date for the past 4 months......but at some point during a brainless conversation you sit back take a pull of your beer and come to the sad conclusion that maybe just maybe what was, was better than what is sitting across from you yapping about absolutly nothing. and then it's a base jump into an elevator shaft. And no I'm sorry SkyM, to quote my grandmother "god gave me eyes" no ammount of inner good will get any guy to cross the bar / club / cafe / street to say hi. And Im very sorry I have some standards and that those revolve around a medium sized girl. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Barcelona Spain. Simply amazing city with a simply amazing beach. My x didn't go nude just topless and she had fun. I on the other hand hung out with my wang out. It depends on what kind of a person you are. As for the people there. Very cool very hip and very nice. So if you are open minded and liberal you will enjoy it. If you have one conservative bone in your body don't go. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I think it's where I live. I didn't buy my condo because it was the place to be for dating, i bought it beacause it was close to my x wifes job and to the school she was attending. Didn't want her to spend an hour int he car every day going and an hour comming. so now i'm sorrounded by old ladies and young couples with their first kid. So i am in effect fishing in the dead sea. There are just one too many issues on top of one another and the stress levels keep jumping up. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You what it is....we have a failure to communicate. For me size 8 indicates a medium. What ever that turns out to ins sizes so be it. So let's call it that. But doesn't change the facts on the ground. Dating when you are 20ish and in university....fun... easy.....a true joy...then fun things happen around the age of 27 and seem to continue to the ages of 37. Stagnent life style with a biological clock produce at what best coudl be described as a sea of Star Jones's. And as I told a friend two months ago, yeah it sucks get a mistress you'll be happy and she will be happy. And guess what....they, he and his wife, are perfectly happy! Sad isn't it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Maybe you should focus less on a woman's looks and more on whether your personalities are compatible. To every woman who says this I say the same thing. 1) Go date a fat guy who doesn't take care of his body nor makes makes any money and lives off your income. It's about the same thing. 2)A woman can have a list, and most do, regarding key features they want in a guy. But the moment a guy says he is looking for a girl who is outgoing, good looking and sub size 8 he is called the pig dog from hell and "what's wrong with the world." So basically what you are saying is that i'm sub par, sub human, under qualified and how dare I have standards and thus I should lower them? RIGHT? Mates I give you the 27-37you dating pool. Sure we guys get in shape and stay in shape, make more money, become more critical thinkers......but how DARE we ask the same from the other side. My advice to any guy between the ages of 27-37 even thinking of getting a divorce from your size 8 girl. DONT! Yes your current wife may be a flaming bitch and have the sex drive of a dead nun....but given what's out there.....and the attitude it comes with and the baggage it carries....do the smart thing just get a mistress on the side! It's like swimming across the ocean, after a while your mind just gives in and your body isn't that far behind and you sink into the blue abyss. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thanks guys......but.......I'll be honest....i've met more than 10 women.....but let me tell you being 33....wow what a horrible age to date. And having a gorgeous x.......well let's say it's not going to be easy...if not impossible! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just saying. I've been having one of those 4 months, where sadly i have this funny feeling that the best was behind me. Which is silly since I'm doing very well in my EMBA classes and at my job. Even got a bonus. Ever since the divorce, I have this sinking feeling that she was the best.....in every thing from smarts to size. And though it was a mutual split.....I can't help but feel I'll never find anyone even close to what she was to me. (this is where I hand in my man card in i guess......) Praying for a nice day this friday to jump, to clear my head. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

strangely i half expected my name to be brought up in vain? And though I can't see the video my friend and I accidentally discovered what works to really get women to blow their top almost o command. During a conversation at a local bar where a friend was questioning why I was even dating and why I was putting my self out there he brought up my career path and my potential earning potential, assuming i don't screw up too bad. Which unannounced to me caused a number of skirts to listen close to our conversation. At which point, by cosmic coincidence, my friend stated point blank that dating American women was for suckers and that at a given income level it's all about the mail order Eastern European women due to their physical.....attributes.....and their propensity to actually be friendly and well educated. (this guy makes me look like a saint so divert your anger ladies) Once he indicated this bit of information the women to the left of me had what best could be described as a full body twitch and a bout of turrets and declared "You two are what is wrong with the world." and left the bar. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sing it with me brothers! long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assssssssed hotttttttties! But not only that, she has to smell right. Smell is so important. Nothing like spooning a woman you care deeply for with your nose resting on the back of her neck breathing in her aroma and for one brief moment knowing that the world is a good place and that life is worth living. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I would love to jump 2 days in a row....but I have class on Saturdays so sadly I will be taking a half day on Friday from work if the weather looks good. As for downsizing...no thank you. Not yet. Maybe later in life. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!