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I've learned to enjoy roller coasters even more now that I'm skydiving. Something about relaxing a bit and enjoying the ride makes it so much more enjoyable. Lummy P.s. I think you have to pay duties for alcohol. Oh and Budweiser is actually a better beer over there :)

BIG SMILES for my friend and fellow evil do'er Ya did great.... REALLY great. Now aren't you glad you hopped in the danged car n drove up ?

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Management A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

am I getting it right?" someone wrote: Close...he gets the rig knocked out of his hand and then chases it down in Free Fall. Put's it on and pulls just in time to get partial inflation and land on the car roof. aww.. c'mon. I do THAT all the time. Throw the rig out and chase it afterwards........... My kid has a book that is a bunch of "what to do if's......" Well, there's a What to do if your parachute doesn't open. This book actually says to signal to your buddy thaat you have a mal, fly over to him, wrap you arms in his straps and hold on. The book did say that you'd probably dislocate your shoulder but....

my turn Born: Teaneck NJ (suburbs of NY) Currently living in Walnut Creek Ca Current home dz is SkyDance Skydiving Davis CA. First jump was a Tandem Byron Boys boogie 98. first AFF Nov1 2000 SkyDance

Or in Vienna (or Moscow for that matter) where you can buy it at the little street corner places. US equivelant would be like a hot dog vendor. beer and casey kreiner were a regular lunch for me

chris wrote: Or some sick quack who knows there are a lot more guys that skydive than girls. Was that a confession?

If a skydiver logouts and no ones is there to see him logout, is he still there? Stupid If a skydiver logs in and no one sees him login, Will any one care? Stupider....... Ah the hell with it. It shows who's been active the last 10 minutes

Okay.... that's the LAST time I send out a joke to a skydiver friend :) they get around way too fast........

in reply to.. working on it! talked the significant other into a pff course for the summer, the rig will have to wait a bit... Now, a REAL skydiver's significant other IS the rig.......

It never stood a chance :(

Uh Details please.....

MUHAHAHAHA......... Well his IS big enuf to need a running start ;)

I'll wear that compliment with honor :)

Jsut didn't want to wait and post a MEANINGFUL one ;)

Clay wrote : Hey.....I made it to the 6th grade......*sniffle Yeah, but how many times?

Remi wrote: anything with a tailgate I'll Second that!!!!!

CLAY STOP IT!!!!!!!! Do we REALLY want ot hear EVERYONE going thru their steps? NO NO NO!!!!!!!

hehe....... MIT antics are legendary :) Hold on have to answer the phone....... "whaddya mean you can't find the ANY key?" It's right next to the... oh never mind ......" Frickin BHU's are making me work today :(

Justin wrote: Vegetables would be fun. This wouldn't specifically relate to Newton's theory because it isn't in a vacuum. Although if you threw a Hoover next to the vegetables.... But why would you want to put the vegetables in a hoover?

BillVon wrote: Back in school we'd even have guards on the ground when we wanted to throw something really heavy (like a piano or a jeep) off. I'm more curious as to how you GOT the jeep and piano up to the 10th floor.... You didn't go to MIT, did you?

forget soda cans, try large fruits and vegetables I think you have to disprove Newton's theory of gravity and see if a Watermelon AND a cantelope fall at the same rate of speed

NO no no.... Don't EVEN go there. LAst thing I wanna hear is how she's done us all wrong and is going to make amends for being a Postwhore......

When soemone finds a Skyvan, let me know. Then again, I can just get a shoe box and tape some cardboard ontop and it would be pretty close to realistic