lummy

I have that dream all the time, except I'm not wearing the Bikini :) Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

yeah, that's what I heard as well..... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

It's pouring, This old man is boring The kid is sick and being a prick So I gave him some NYquil and he won't be up til the morning..... Yawn.....

Oh that is horrible!!!!! How can they do that to that poor guy?

Frogger, While I can inderstand why you would rmake that request, This is a forum for people to write what they want with few limitations. HH gives us the freedom to express our views with out prejudice with a few exceptions. While in a perfect world, it would be wonderful if everyone respected others views and beliefs and never said a bad thing that would offend others, in the REAL world, that is an impossibility. we can only expect that others will have views and beliefs that differ from ours and they are entitled to those AS MUCH as we are entitled to ours In short, Scott (or anyone else for that matter) is entitled to write what they want JUST as much as you are entitled to write your objections. If you don't like the post or title, don't read it. Lastly, I would like to welcome you to our little world. We are a very nice bunch once you get to know us better Lummy

I guess it's time to jump on the bandwagon. This is was taken at Lake Tahoe last year

Hmm.. Never went that far. I do have a habit of "SPOTTING" while riding BART, or Launching solos out of the elevator or making stick figure freeflyers out of wire ties and post it notes (post it for the rig). Altho coworkers have had to drag me away from the windows when I got that "LOOK". 34 floors is what? 450-500 ft?

IT's been done http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/mysterymachine/ ebay search http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?query=mystery+machine more http://www.livingart.com/raving/mysterymachine/mysterymachineflyer1.htm

Work? Is THAT what I'm supposed to be doing? Baaaaaaaaaaaaa.............. DAMN!!!! I just thought I saw a sheep run past my cube...... Uh, yeah, it was, There goes Clay after

Yeah, you do at that, Don't you?

Oh, I forgot to mention that it's for CC Reno. Stayed there last week with the kiddies. My daughter learned to SKI!!!!! YEAH!!!!!

Or Like I've always said. I should have been born a woman, who is a lesbian.....

Yeah, Actually I knew that already ;( And I was at the DZ most of last Sun and couldn't jump due to lack o funds......

That I know OH to well........

Clay wrote... Exactly how I imagined it Uh yeah, and I'm sure that wasn't your hand you were imagining, was it clay?

Hey, I just got a coupon for 2 nites at Circus Circus if you two are THAT desperate

I think the point trying to be made wasn't the show but having some hot babe crawling all over you. MEn, we're such pervs ;)

And I was getting scared that we might get the whole day with out a post mentioning them

GASP!!!! He thought about leaving his rig?!!!!!

And a whip!!! Don't forget the whip!!!!! handcuffs sigh........

I resent that!!!! you don't have to live someplace where it's too cold to jump. Don't like it, then move out here with the rest of us Take it back or I'll Tell on you!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!!1

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

Clay wrote: Just stuff my lifeless body under the hotel room bed when your done. The maids will get it..... What a way to go!!! Yeah, it'll only take 4, maybe 5 seconds..........

Geez.... Why don't you two go get a room or something ;)

Adding to the collection A woman has a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. When her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Then her husband comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here. Lover Man says, "Yes, it is." Little Boy - "I have a baseball." Lover Man - "That's nice." Little Boy - "Want to buy it?" Lover Man - "No, thanks." Little Boy - "My dad's outside." Lover Man - "OK, how much?" Little Boy - "$175.00" A few weeks later, it happens again. The boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball mitt." The lover remembering the last time says to the boy, "Okay, how much?" Boy - "$375.00" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy responds,"$550." The father says, "That's terrible to take advantage of your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy they sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."