lummy

I have this strange feeling that just about any guy here will let you borrow his "dingy" Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Ahhh.... Enron jokes..... Anybody else particualrly enjoying Doonesbury lately? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Sure.. as long as you tell what you're doing when you think about them.... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Lummy pulls out the big guns.... 3 guys are in a bar bragging about how good they are in the sack and basically trying to outdo each other. Finally they decide that they would each bet $20 to see who could make their girlfriends to scream the longest. They shake hands and agree to meet at the bar the next day and exchange stories The next day, they meet at the bar and the first guys says:" Well guys... I got this one. I made reservations for a romantic dinner and then we went for a lovely stroll thru the park. Afterwards, we went home and made love and my woman screamed for a good two hours"..... The second guy then spoke up. " Is that it? Oh, I have this one HANDS down then!!! Well guys, here's how you do it. I went to the movie store and rented a couple of 6 hour pornos and then bought some Tequila and went home. Popped the movie in and did couple of shots with the ol lady and guys, no lie I had her screaming for 6 hours straight......" The last guy who didn't seem at all impressed finally spoke up." tsk Tsk Tsk.... WEll guys, I went home made the wench cook me some dinner. After Dinner I told her to get her skanky ass in the bedroom where I slid it in and got off in 5 seconds flat. When I was done, I got up, wiped my schlong on the curtains and that bitch is STILL screaming!!!!." Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Uhh.... did you add the parrot part? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

hehehe... I have a very good friend who has a masters in PHilosophy from UCB. He's STILL working at an Alphagraphics..... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

That's a given... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

impeccable timing aye Andrea? TBh, that sounds more like something that would happen to me They say that you can still get it, it's just not as bad. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

In response to Scottbre's Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Answer: Pay for the pizza. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

That's it JESSICA!!! NO MORE JOKES FROM YOU WHILE I'M DRINKING COFFEEE!!!! It hurts when you do that ;) Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

very good points Bill. If only people would stop bouncing, the press would never hear about skydiving Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

and no matter HOW boared you get, don't sit there and count them....... Anybody else know that there's a vaccine for Chicken Pox now..... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Those stinkin Commies!!! They'll stop at nothing!!!! Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you slut." Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!" Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky bastard." Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

I was listening to one of the morning talk shows and one listener was saying that to get mixed drinks, you have to belong to a "private" club and a double is like $20 or something. Terri, when you hear my bag clanging, don't worry, it's just the "entertainment" Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

for some reason, I don't think he'd mind as long as he got to see the pics ;) Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

ROFL!!!! Nice comeback ;) Really tho, I can't take the time off I have a lot of stuff going on and am off for three days next week. I would if I could, really.... Then again, the thought of two hot chicks making out at manifest....... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Hmmm... somethin's whacky. I can direct FTP to it but after I log in as anon the window just closes down. Web browsing won't take either. Never seen a firewall do this tho...... Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Way cool. What's the porter like? I only got three but 3 works ;) 2 Flailflying and one RW 2 way Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Is it just me or is skydivingmovies down? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

6 jumps this weekend Clay? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

I'll make it 5. Still a baby so I'd probably have to sit out n watch, unless you have a REALLY BAD need for base ;) Oooo oooo Hybrid ;) Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

I'm in It's a semi true story, believe it or not. I made up a few things and there's some I forgot, but the truth and the telling are both real to me, and they all run together and turn out to be.. a semi true story

Are you coming down to my neck of the woods? When ya coming down thius way? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

Awww........ This is TOO tempting [/evil grin] If I do, Can I at least tongue? Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....