ChromeBoy

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  1. Pete, lol. What's up man? It's just a couple of cutaways! That is why you have a reserve! As for packing error PM me the news. Man, whenever we discussed cutaways a short time ago I had no idea that you would be needing to do it so often! If it is three in a row I will pay for your repack!
  2. Thanks. The thought decision was by the time I new I would not be able to have a turn into the wind landing my only out was a small cornfield right next to the road or the landing area. I chose the landing area. Oh well, I got to jump again for the first time in awhile and I got my fix. Now I am not planning on jumping tomorrow but I am sure when I wake up I will probably go to the dz. Hope the winds are better.
  3. Winds were in excess of 20 mph today but I did get one interesting jump in. We did a two way sit. (I am stable now Clay!). We were the last out and we waited 12 seconds between exits because the winds at altitude were 50 mph. Our scheduled breakoff was at 5k but the guy I jumped with had his visor come up on his Z1 so he went to belly and was right above me. Needless to say I started tracking away from him, he deployed and I finally did at about 2,8k. I was quite aways from the dz so I rode my rear risers going downwind towards the dz and I made a dumb decision. (Hate Those.) Instead of landing off I decided that if I kept heading towards the dz I would make it but it would be a downwind landing. I was screaming along about 50 mph downwind and basically swooped the whole damn landing area and plf'd it! As I walked back to the hanger I noticed everyone was staring at me. I got a couple of "nice landing". The students thought it was very impressive. Later I apologised to the head instructor and she laughed and said "at least you realize your stupidity!"
  4. The sky is crystal blue in Virginia. Going to jump for the first time in a month. My hands are shaking I am so pumped! Woooooohhoooooo!
  5. Clay's Corner Kennesaw, GA 30152 www.clayscorner.com Luxuriate yourself in one room with a queen vibrating bed. The middle scale Inn rents by the hour if you want to bring a significant other, or you may choose from one of Clay's Whores. All examined by Clay himself for diseases. But Clay is not a doctor, so you have to sign a waiver releasing Clay of accountability if you were to get infected. If you rent within the next 24 hours, Clay will be there to personally videotape your acts and give you a copy. The other copy will be posted on DZ.com with play by play broadcasting. Clay personally tipped Quade to ensure these tapes will not be deleted from this moderated forum.
  6. Warning: And she doesn't like flowers or roses on the first date.
  7. I know what I would do if I was around Lisas boobies.
  8. Lisa is Bill feeling your boobie?
  9. Fast Eddie...takes the same girl on a naked tandem jump each year and turns her backside into the sun so the camera can get a better shot. He also did a 31,000 foot jump with no oxygen. Crazy guy.
  10. Her grocery store is wondering why poeple are starting to buy so many cucumbers. They are bringing them in by the truckloads. Lisa, my x-girlfriend used to swear by the plastic toy until I met her. It would probably be more of a down payment up front but the plastic will last longer.
  11. You need to get laid dude.
  12. I want the other person to be a girl. Besides, Lummy runs around in a square all day so he probably has more stamina than me. I only run two miles a day!
  13. Get it while it's hot Viking!
  14. I got it. I was thinking the red light message thing instead. Sorry. I replied.
  15. Jumping on AggieDaves bandwagon. How about yelling DOOR every time it opens.
  16. My little red light is not on. Roxanne, you have to turn on my red light.
  17. Your allergic to nuts? That sucks. But I guess you don't. haha
  18. Your still a virgin Viking? Damn...21 years old, just started drinking, jobless and still a virgin. Someone raised you to well. Come to the darkside.
  19. Your not supposed to put diesel fuel in it Freaksis.
  20. Spy sex is when a man puts his penis in a womans vagina. Remember now?
  21. Damn Drew that goes back to the early 80's. It been awhile for you bro. Good luck on the date tonight.
  22. Not being picky, but on the Photograph Competition page you misspelled prizes. You said pizes.