ChromeBoy

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  1. No but my penis is turning purple...
  2. So the guy comes to the U.S. and all he says is he wants hummis? Where did this come from? Just by some from the store and put it on a cracker.
  3. I did a down winder with those winds last weekend. I got a few laughs and a few frowns.
  4. That's why you should sing the bird Tweedle Dee song Wingnut. It's safe. Yes, I will agree with you it is gay but it is also safe.
  5. Is hummis another name for a hummer. As in felatio. Ormi is walking around Skydive America asking for oral sex? Someone might want to tell him we are generally not THAT forward in the U.S.
  6. Congratulations on the SUV. I bet it is big if you are 5'2. But just think of all the little cars you can run over if they make you mad. Be careful parallel parking because it is hard to see out the back.
  7. I would if there was work for me? I'm needed up north. I have to pay the bills. Ormi, are you going to get your Atmoshere Dolphin ratings?
  8. Pahoke has enough troubles with their Otter now they have the Plane Accident Guru down there? We are sending good airplane wishes your way. Damn I miss Florida. Blue skies every weekend and if it does rain it turns into sunshine an hour later.
  9. And Quade thinks Chromeboy is one of the gays from West Hollywood!
  10. Or... Cutaway: Want To Reserve: Survive
  11. Cutaway: Need To Reserve: Survive
  12. I think you think people misunderstood you because you changed your thought after reading our response. If we keep it entertaining without being judgemental (unless it is necessary) things are fine. We all have different thoughts and reasons for our posts. We do not however need to be disrespected. This is here for us to talk and have a good time. Politics and titles when misused will make possible heretofore unachievable overall communication.
  13. ChromeBoy

    the lucky ones

    It's the sleep we have the night before? It's the waking up early in excitement unlike the regular work week? It's the drive to the dropzone? It's the welcome by friends when we get there? It's the dirt dive? It's the call from manifest? It's the gearing up? It's the walk to the plane? It's the jokes and talk on the way to altitude? It's the door! It's the JUMP? It's the FREEFALL? It's the CANOPY FLIGHT? It's the friends we make? I love it all...
  14. I mean my ancestors and there is no incest there. I can promise everyone.
  15. Have fun with your life man. I personally do not care about numbers and titles. I am just having fun like we all should. I think rudeness is unnecessary though. They should be banned.
  16. We will CUM together Dove. This request for the holiday has been in my family for 69 years! If you don't want to Cum I will not PROBE you!
  17. [wipes off sweat from sex] Brian got it right. [/wipes off sweat from sex] THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK
  18. ChromeBoy

    Happy Easter

    Warning: Replies to this thread will result in another reply from the poster which will lead to curse words eventually. Skybytch will then have to monitor it on easter. Just don't reply and Rhino will go to bed.
  19. Chirp...Chirp! I have a Dove Feather in my mouth!
  20. That's why you multiply it times two. It's pretty obvious isn't it Lummy. We will know a lot about people from this though.
  21. Outside of jumping, working and dz.com I am usually on the couch at night drinking a beer and watching my tapes. I think I have a nice life!
  22. You cannot use 1, 10 or anything higher. The number must be either 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. The outcome will be a three digit number.
  23. This is pretty neat how it works out. It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Get a calculator or a piece of paper and pen... 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (Has to be between 2 and 9) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752.... If you haven't, add 1751 .......... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. Now post the three digit number here. I will tell you later what it means.