jumpingjunkie81

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  1. Less than 72 hours!!!! WOO HOO!!!!! I already have my grass skirt and coconut bra!!!! (got one for you too, Jess!)
  2. I never get any late fees, cuz I rack em up on my sisters card!
  3. put baby powder in their hairdryer its super funny! And if they REALLY fucked up: put nair in their shampoo bottle ex-lax their beverage Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick, then hit your ex up for "abortion money"
  4. So I will start the list of people who are going as of yet: anthonyfellows cocheese figment floridajumper87 freefalle jumpingjunkie81 LuckyMcSwervey SuperGirl SWATcop Who else???? Its going to be so much fun!!!!
  5. Happy birthday cocheese!!! safe travels today!!! And see ya tomorrow!!!
  6. Its called a Pleasure Party in these parts..... Or a Passion Party!
  7. ***As long as i can get fucking drunk i dont care what bloody seat im in. *** Uh-huh..... That is, until you get stuck sitting next to Mr. Bad Breath, Mr. Body Odor, or Mr. Takes Up His Whole Seat Plus Half Of Yours! I bet you would care then!!!!
  8. Hahahaha!!!! Love this!!!!!!! Cant...... stop......... laughing!
  9. also depends who is around, but I say around 75!!!!
  10. Hey now..... dont you go bringing B.O.B. into this! I am only give up sex with boys! (kinda...) Hahahaha! You get the award for most persistent, Skittles! Ok, when do you wanna start??
  11. Yay! I get to be part of the "No Sex" club! My mom would be so proud!
  12. Of course it is! Theres a boogie next weekend too! Perfect time to come and play in Florida! 4TH ANNUAL TEAM DIRTY SANCHEZ COME-ON-I-WANNA-LEI-U LUAU Friday, March 6 - Sunday, March 8, 2009 At Skydive Sebastian! Thats where all the new sky chicks will be at!
  13. The above was a recommendation from Skittles... A valid point, so I am going to have to agree with him on this one! Hahaha! So, I am (technically) giving up sex too!
  14. I wouldve thought that too, only it wasn't Ian who told me! He was doing awesome maneuvers in front of me while filming me though! Sitflying is cool as fuck to watch from 3 feet away!! And he was amazing during my 2nd tandem! We did all kinds of tricks during freefall! I would be willing to bet that he is a champ of sorts!!!! I am SUPER HOPING that he ends up being my AFF instructor!
  15. *raises hand and volunteers to be prize*
  16. There is Deedy! And I will be there!
  17. Im not that bored, and you're certainly not that lucky!
  18. Good one theonlyski! (plotting my revenge!) Hahaha! Thanks guys! Yes, my video guy (Ian) is awesome! He's a world record holder or world champion or something (I dont really remember) He was also my TI on my second jump that day! And Peej, I'm South African... Of course I'm a hottie! Edited to add: My t-shirt thing worked out... twice!
  19. Can gather a group of crazy people together for a fun day like no other!
  20. Has pleasant flashbacks of playing crocodile dundee when he was a kid!
  21. I agree wholeheartedly! Or Skittles and his friend should both fuck her, and both ditch her! Its a win/win!