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  1. jumpingjunkie81
    Uh-uh.... dont try and pawn him off on me now!!
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    Ski, you straight up got SHOT DOWN!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
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    On second thought, Karen, you can have your desert dessert... I call dibs on IronTwoSix!!!!
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    *pulls out the boxing gloves* I call the red corner!
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    er.... WTF is going on in here??? I am gonna be the happy police!!!
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    That would be fantastic!!!! Sign me up for one of those, please!
  7. jumpingjunkie81
    Guys.... we need MORE PICS!!!!!!!!!! Uniforms are delicious, and Im getting hungry!
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    That would suck, but ALMOST be worth it!
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    safety instructor impersonator!
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    Gladly!! Although, all of them seem to be either taken or in another country! You're NOT! there is no competition! However, I will admit that there is nothing that quite compares to the real thing!!! I dont want a man for any reason other than sex! Unfortunately, it never seems to work out that way for me I have to ditch 'em for being clingy and/or controlling.... If I wanted that I would be in a relationship!
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    Nah, that BOB is brand new and serves all of its purposes quite well!!! Although I do have some other things, BOB serves hid purpose quite well! That reminds me.... I need to go get batteries today!
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    WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! Matt, that begs the question.... How the hell did YOU know that???? And the cap was off because I needed the batteries for something else!
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    Skydivers who wear uniforms..... Sounds like a 3 course meal to me! YUMM-O!
  14. jumpingjunkie81
    But you dont get to play!
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    Oh, and no, Im not allergic to it...by ANY means!!!
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    It doesnt hurt anymore! It just hurt when i woke up and the "thing" was still stuck to it! I cant believe the mark is still there! Oh, and I realize the object looks like a condom, but its not!!! if you guys are stuck, I guess I could give a clue!
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    umm.... lickable, YES! resisting temptation... thats one thing I can make absolutely NO promises on!
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    Anthony, you should be spanked just for talking about that pic!! Its disgusting!!!!!
  19. jumpingjunkie81
    Yes she is, but thats why we love her!!!! So, LisaH, start being a post whore!!!!! theres tons of topics to post to!!!
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    YAY!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Okay, so yesterday morning (Wednesday...after St. Pattys day partying) I wake up and the first thing I notice is that my thigh is in pain! I'm thinking "WTF is wrong with my leg?!?!?" So I roll my hung-over ass out of bed, and find something stuck to my thigh!! Today, (24 hours later!) the mark is STILL there, and its all raised and looks like a damn crop circle on my leg!!! Here are 2 pics, taken like 15 minutes ago, of the crop circles (if you look closely, there are actually 2 circles!), and the object I was apparently sleeping on all of Tuesday night!!! Any guesses what it was????
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    I was thinking the same thing Deedy!!! And btw... just for the record, I have NO complaints about this being the fuckery thread!
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    So, for those of you who HAVENT noticed, Divot thought it might be a good idea to bring back some threads from like 2001...... McCheesey is getting annoyed, so I thought I would find out what everyone else thinks! So have at it! PS..... for the record, I chose option 2!!!
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    *drool* thats some pic, theonlyski *drool*
  25. jumpingjunkie81
    A guy in uniform in my bedroom??