jumpingjunkie81

It's my avatar pic! Yeah, got that shot on purpose so you could see my shirt! Everyone commented on it all day long! It says: "All I want for Valentines day is an orgasm!" Edited to add: Oh, and I am at work, so I will attempt to put the video on Myspace later tonight! And I have no clue whst type of plane it was!

I wear this shirt to convince myself!

Hey everyone! I DID IT! And I loved it SO much, that I did it AGAIN! 2 tandems in one day! And I helped on both of them, so they count as my first 2 jumps for AFF! WOO HOO! Why the hell don't more people do this??? It was the most crazy, insane, fun thing I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in my life! How do you people maintain regular jobs knowing what it's like to skydive? My new goal in life is to do that for a living! some way, some how! HOLY FUCKING FANTASTIC! I have never felt so alive! I cant even describe it! You guys all rock! So I got the video on my first jump, which, sadly, I don't even remember that well. From the time we left the plane to the time we landed felt like a grand total of less than 2 minutes, I swear! It went by so fast! My second jump, though, was the most amazing experience of my life! Double forward loop out of the plane, a bunch of spinning, and Ian let me control the canopy almost all the way down!!!! This jump lasted forever, and I still didnt want it to end! The worst part IMO is the plane ride up. Both of Sebastians twin otters were at some boogie, so we had a little cesna with one engine, and it took more than 20 minutes to get to altitude! Once up there, they just opened the door and started jumping out like it was nothing! I couldn't beleive it! YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BADASSES!!!! I am at a loss for words now! FUCK A ROLLER COASTER!

Butterflies? Nah, they're more like seagulls! It's cool though, I'm still going through with it! No worries! Im gonna kick those seagulls asses then laugh in their faces! Looking forward to no longer being a measly lil whuffo! See ya on the flip side! XOXOXO

he was the brightest kid in his class...

I like to be different....who wears a bathing suit to the beach anyway?

I just wanted to make a mold for a really big cake!

HIGH: My boss is out of town, so I made today "casual Thursday"! LOW: Hmm... I don't really have a low today!

I like my steak RARE!

HIGH: Pop the cherry Jump on Friday!

"it" = fellatio

I'm protecting my brain from an alien probe!

life in plastic...its fantastic!

I dont need 22's up here!

I took the Build-a-Bear workshop way too seriously!

Its really not entirely fair though, since he invited Skittles to join. Ticket prices are a box per head, so all things considered, I am owed 2 boxes!

I'll trade you the link for your thin mints!

Hell to the yes! I love anti-valentines day!!! What a super idea! I'm going to celebrate by not buying a single thing for anybody, then I'm going to go home, drink a few, play with my vibrator, and go to bed!

No sunlight, no water, and dont EVER feed it after midnight! Oh, Crap!

i just saw Bolas in his thong!

check out what I just saw in the mirror!

But everyone knows my shades are way better!

Glad they are okay!

A pack of cigs!