jumpingjunkie81

Members
  • Content

    430
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by jumpingjunkie81

  1. Congrats! I have been smoke free for an hour and forty five minutes...... I think its time for a break!
  2. Sorry Misternatural, but there are several issues here: A) We werent drunk when we did the brazilians, only when we came up with the idea! (1/4" of hair growth is required, so we all had to play "grow it out" for a couple of weeks) B) I was not aware of the bonfire rules when this took place, especially paragraph 23 section C. Had I known about said rules, there wouldn't be a problem C! C) No footage of said fuckery exists! D) You called me FUNKS, so next time, when I do have footage (now that I know the rules!) you shall not be privy to any of it! (Thats Article 27, Sections F and U! Look it up!) *~Tammy~*
  3. Next time he'll explain what he meant by "eat the pussy" beforehand!
  4. Sex, Drugs, and HOLY SHIT, WTF YOU CRAZY PSYCHO BITCH?? I dont get how he just got out of bed and left. I would've at least punched the bitch in her dick sucker first!
  5. By the time he gets done waiting he'll look like airtwardo's avatar pic!
  6. What, you think Christmas is coming early this year or something?
  7. I happen to LOVE my crackberry! And I can back up my info too!
  8. It's a blackberry, but it's referred to as a crackberry because you get addicted to it when you own one, kinda like a crack addiction, I guess! And what you are talking about is called a dingleberry!
  9. And what a dull life that would be!
  10. Please pardon my ignorance, but how do the numbers work? I get that the middle one is how many jumps you made, but I'm baffled by the other two numbers.
  11. (((hugs))) Just remember that if it weren't for all the bad emotions we experience (pain, heartache, sadness, etc.) we wouldn't know how fabulous the good ones are, because we would have nothing to compare them to! Hope you feel happier soon! Wow, thats harsh! Sorry that happened to you!
  12. You two want to share my cell number? And that, my friends, concludes todays lesson about POP!
  13. All four is great! Go big or go home, right?
  14. Where do you find morons like these who send out free naked pics of themselves? Apparently these people didn't get the memo that if you're interested in someone, HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH THEM! If they're interested in you they'll take their own pic of you with their own camera phone!
  15. What paper did you read that in? And who are these poor sex deprived people participating in this "rage"?
  16. Are you accusing me of having no self control/willpower? Did it ever occur to you that maybe they should be the ones looking out for me? Tell me you've heard about the power of the pussy?!?!?! After all, when you're good, you're me! *~Tammy~*
  17. Sorry to dissappoint you two, but I'm not currently that bored, and he's not that lucky!