jumpingjunkie81

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  1. I concur! Slimey, undercooked eggs are the most disgusting thing I can think of! And dude had 11 of them on that sandwich! *GAG!*
  2. I pick the bug! Any day of the week! That first sandwich made me throw up in my mouth a little! Did you see how slimey those eggs look? UGH! *runs to bathroom*
  3. Okay, everybody, calm the fuck down! All lining up activity is temporarily suspended until someone tells me what "7 the hard way" means! Then we'll decide if I'm taking volunteers!
  4. Okay, the line starts here! BTW... Thank you! I love the shirt too!
  5. Hi Taylor! Glad you finally decided to take my advice and join DZ.com! WELCOME, my friend! Everyone on here is awesome! Sebastian was insanely cool, wasn't it? We had a super good time! Too bad we weren't on the same load though! Next time it's on like Donkey Kong! And bet Im going to outjump your ass! See ya in a couple of hours! XOXO *~Tammy~*
  6. Either you're completely insane, or insanely disillusioned! "Skittles" and "valiant" should NEVER be used in the same sentence!
  7. Okay, so I might as well make it more interesting for them, right? Actually, I rock kick ass shirts so that girls will stare at my rack too! (Snce the guys already look there to begin with!) I am admittedly an attention whore! Most of the time!
  8. T-shirt hell is awesome! It just takes sooooo long for you to get your shirts! I ordered some like 6 weeks ago already, and still no package in the mail! I love rocking kick ass shirts!
  9. "I swear Im not bald on top... see?" Edited to add: This had me cracking up for like 5 minutes!
  10. No wonder you jump outta planes for a good time! Sheesh!
  11. OOOOOH....Does watching a movie count??? I have an in dash TV and have watched the CKY series on a road trip once! Totally forgot about that until now!
  12. Okay, don't judge me! I have done all of the following while driving: Changed my shirt Changed my shoes Put on makeup (all of it!) send and read text messages (guilty of this daily!) eat drink chat on the phone brush my hair brushed my teeth (Dont ask!) painted my fingernails In my defense, I have yet to get in an accident thats my fault! (knock on wood!)
  13. I can ride my monkey with no handlebars, no handlebars.....
  14. Hey Jessica! It was so nice to meet you last night! You are officially the first DZ.commer I have met in person! Good luck finishing up your AFF chickie! We gotta meet up for a frosty beverage one of these days! XOXO *~Tammy~* How come nobody told me there were so many sexy bitches in this sport?!?
  15. Hell Yes! Did my first two jumps yesterday on Friday the 13th! (both were tandems) Jump 1 was scary but fun! Jump 2 was insanely fun! Skydive Sebastian is the shit! TJ and Ian are fucking rock stars!!!! (THANK YOU SO MUCH!) AFF is 3 weeks and counting.......! YAY!
  16. Yes, hugs and snuggles to everyone who gives a fuck about today! XOXOXO To the rest of us..... Happy Saturday!