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This boilingmidnight guy is the most competent typist troll we've had around here in a long time. Did you see how carefully he accents the borrowed french words? And his insults are so rich and tasty! I'm in awe. He's an artist. I hope he stays around a while. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Personally I think it's perfectly reasonable to attack punctuation or spelling under three conditions: 1) He who made the error was himself attacking punctuation or spelling 2) The error is so ridiculous as to make the post essentially unreadable 3) The quantity of errors is in serious conflict with the writer's sense of his own intelligence First Class Citizen Twice Over

Your reading of bush's sentence is the obvious one, but dorbie's reading is also reasonable. In Bush's sentence: it's the first assertion that's completely indefensible. Oddly the second assertion is defensible, although the defender WOULD have to stipulate that bush is functionally illiterate in order to make the "dorbie" case. First Class Citizen Twice Over

I tried to imagine what size of penis could just slip in to an anus with a "whoopsie" and ... well ... it's not very flattering. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Such a poignant and timely response -- I'm in awe. It's posts like this that make me wish I could hear recordings of some posters' spoken voices. Hey! You know what's even funnier? "Regarless" doesn't offend the gforum spellchecker! First Class Citizen Twice Over

I don't make fun of what you read. I do make fun of what you post. It's often useless. (When it's not useless I don't make fun of it.) And I do make fun of your position. You have more faith in your position than people on the other side have in theirs, then you make fun of their faith. That's funny. First Class Citizen Twice Over

FASCINATING statement. You neither know my views on global warming NOR what I read. But I'm terribly amused that you think otherwise. First Class Citizen Twice Over

You have fun from making a mistake, being corrected, then taking credit? First Class Citizen Twice Over

I'm shocked SHOCKED to see rushmc posting an anti-global-warming reference. What doesn't shock me is that it's such a weak support for his case: "might lead to less warming"? Oh wow. Smoking gun! Global warming is a political sham indeed. Bring on the SUVs! First Class Citizen Twice Over

Actually (and this is a fine point) this wouldn't strictly be hypocrisy either. The two actions (predating and opposing predation) would have to be more or less simultaneous. It's not hypocritical to change your mind. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Oooo. This is fun. Let me try one too. Since skydivers have never come out against mass murder of left-handed, blond-haired double amputees by drowing them in melted ice cream, you can't claim hypocrisy if a skydiver is found guilty of this crime. Oh wait. That's NOT hypocrisy. It's murder, and probably many other bad things as well, but by the very plain and ordinary definition of hypocrisy, it's not THAT. Those definitions of words are kinda frustrating aren't they? Edited to add: Damnit bill! First Class Citizen Twice Over

Ever heard of the show "This is Your FBI"? Talk about modern liberal whining and blaming everybody but the criminal! In this episode the FBI is closing in on Danny, a 16 year old who's just starting to get into a life of crime. The agent in charge is interviewing Danny's sister. Narrator: "There's an important point brought out in tonight's case from the files of This is Your FBI. The moral is there is no quick answer to juvenile delinquency. The problem is deep-rooted and varies with each individual. It is the job of social workers, psychiatrists, all those who come in contact with anti-social youth, to burrow deep and find the cause of delinquency in each particular case. Then to treat the cause itself." Danny's Sister: "I think I have everything here that was taken. And I'm willing to pay for whatever is missing if you can just drop the charges." Agent Taylor: "Well Miss Sullivan, I'm not sure it's going to be that easy." Danny's Sister: "But this isn't entirely his fault." Agent Taylor: "Well whose fault is it?" Danny's Sister explains that 6 months ago Danny was hit on his bicycle by a hit and run driver and his face was left disfigured. The kids at school taunt him now. She doesn't have the money to pay for plastic surgery. Danny's Sister: "So you see, he's not really to blame." Agent Taylor: "No, no I guess in a way everybody is to blame." Later, as soon as Danny is caught, Agent Taylor introduces Danny to a "doctor with a social conscience" who fixes his face for free and the judge lets him go after hearing the sad story of his accident. The narrator closes by encouraging everybody to volunteer to improve the lives of juvenile delinquents because "this nation is breeding criminals faster than it can build prisons to house them." Oh... by the way, "This is Your FBI" was a radio show from 1948-1953.J. Edgar Hoover, that famous soft-hearted liberal himself, called it "the finest dramatic program on the air." First Class Citizen Twice Over

Your points are (is) easy to miss. First Class Citizen Twice Over

You optimists are so cute. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Seldom? Omniscience is UNIVERSAL invervention in free will. If god knows the future he knows what I will choose for breakfast tomorrow. Let's say it will be oatmeal. Then I CANNOT choose waffles. I'm having oatmeal damnit! I'm stuck. Some free will! (Actually, I'm not in the least bit worried about free will but I do think the christians need to make some sacrifices in their mythology if they actually want to be intellectually honest. That doesn't seem to be very important to them however.) First Class Citizen Twice Over

Damn! Foiled again. You Limbaugh followers are cleverer and cleverer all the time. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Hey man, that's great. Keep inventing clever new techniques for writing English. It really bolsters your case. Let me make sure to remember this one... if a pronoun refers to a plural object that's made from a singular material, write the plural pronoun followed by the singular in parenthesis. Excellent. I'll look so snart! First Class Citizen Twice Over

Why did you write that strange construction "them (it)"? Were you having trouble deciding if "marbles" is plural? Don't worry. Rush Limbaugh doesn't care if you can write. He only wants you to keep hammering away, right or wrong, no matter how much you embarass yourself. Keep at it, man! First Class Citizen Twice Over

Sounds like the perfect reason to never join a military. First Class Citizen Twice Over

Rush Limbaugh is SO proud of you. First Class Citizen Twice Over

The easter bunny brought me candy from dreamland this year. And when you wish upon a star, the drinks are free at the bar. And hordes of three-legged machines from Mars are rampaging America. Oh, and find your own dam sources as I am sure you did not see any of this on your favorite sites. But the info is out there if you care to find it....... First Class Citizen Twice Over

In other words, when republicans do bad things it's good people making mistakes. When democrats do the same things it's bad people showing their true nature. Or is it the other way around? First Class Citizen Twice Over

I think you have a sampling problem. "Those people" seem to have one parade a year in any city I've ever lived. First Class Citizen Twice Over

You can stick your head out the window. You can weave side to side. You can stick a pillow under your ass. Or mostly you just follow the edge of the runway out your side window and trust there are no cows in front. First Class Citizen Twice Over

You got something against parades? I thought everyone loves a parade. First Class Citizen Twice Over