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Hate Halloween??? Tired of Greedy teenagers???
theonlyski replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Here's how I decorate for fall. Pretty much just the front porch. I don't single out Halloween. Please pardon the ski delivery... the pic is a a couple of years old. I was thinking I delivered what?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
If I didn't have a lot to lose I would've been up for pulling pranks back at them. Since there was no mischief I guess it's now a non-issue.
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Hate Halloween??? Tired of Greedy teenagers???
theonlyski replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
I just turned the porch light on. Like moths to a flame. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Paraglider pilot and tourist get lost inside cloud
theonlyski replied to markbdaniels's topic in The Bonfire
But CFIT isn't a big deal... RIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4528403#4528403 I live 7-8 miles from the closest two non-towered airports and about 12 to MacDill and Tampa International. I hardly ever hear planes flying and if I do, it's cause they're cruising low. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I don't want to get in trouble for providing alcohol to minors. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That's not too bad, still a little cutie. Was that 5'7" counting the hat too? Glad to see some people aren't whoring it up. Watching some of the trick or treaters this year didn't give me any warm fuzzies about the kiddos around here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The annoying thing about that is that eventually you may delete the pictures and people scrolling thru the thread will try to see what they are, but only get a "this photo has been deleted". Even if you don't and somehow your account gets closed, same deal. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Skydiving eyewear - sunglasses or goggles?
theonlyski replied to GAjumper84's topic in Gear and Rigging
Clear goggles while you're on student status. Once you're licensed it comes down to what you want to do. I use my "Liquid eyewear" glasses when I'm doing camera jumps because they fit in my helmet much better than goggles and if they fog up, I can easily clear them just by moving my face muscles to get some air in them. For regular goggles, try to leave them off of your eyes as long as possible. Once the door opens and the cool air hits them, they're generally fine. A few seconds prior to exit you can clear them again (just let the air get inside them usually does the trick). Full face helmets are great for flying with others and I wear one when doing AFF because I'd rather not catch a knee to the chin and still want the student to be able to make eye contact with me. My old OXYGN helmet fogs up like hell because the visor is jacked up and won't open (had to duct tape it closed after a jump that it wouldn't stay closed). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
You're short! Nice costume though! Wouldn't work down here in the 80+ degree trick or treating weather. I should've started handing out water, some of those kids were looking beat. Glad I was handing out candy and keeping my house cool... kids were even commenting at how good the air coming out felt. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Apparently many people out there don't understand that the FAA trumps local government. http://www.aopa.org/News-and-Video/All-News/2013/October/31/aopa-calls-lawsuit-to-close-santa-monica-airport-meritless.aspx?WT.mc_sect=tts&WT.mc_id=131101epilot I for one am GLAD the FAA isn't backing down on these things. More airports for us to use. But same story, different book... houses built and bought decades after the airport was established and they're bitching about noise and smells associated with the airport. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Who are you flashing?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hate Halloween??? Tired of Greedy teenagers???
theonlyski replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Best Garfield costume ever. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I believe it's in the first volume of the Poynters parachute manual. When I get home I'll try to scan it if someone else doesn't beat me to it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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how do i tell the diff in ZP and f111?
theonlyski replied to bsoontirfel's topic in Gear and Rigging
This way works too... at the cost of looking silly. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Change Screen Name Without Creating New Account?
theonlyski replied to aws140's topic in The Bonfire
You could try sweet talking THEM but who knows if they'll do it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Hot, horny girls are ok to take around skydivers, provided you keep them satisfied... they shouldn't have to beg. Seriously... it was after the last load and we were already pretty well on our way to drunk... so it wouldn't have taken much for him to lose his turn. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Seriously??!! Yep... couldn't let the pretty lady go unsatisfied. Though I'm sure there would've been plenty of others there willing to help her out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I was just thinking it looked like a bunk house already, with a pop-up trailer and all. 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Small lot though, only 1/4 of an acre, but yeah, if you can get landing permission, that'd be sweet in the back yard. Pool and all! The estimates of the values in the area put that house lower than many of the others. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Maybe they could counter-sue for the constant headache they've gotten from her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I just read the document... What a crock... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Given the nature of how cameras play tricks on us, I'd say there was a probably pretty decent separation (though I would like to have been further). I've got a picture somewhere of the top of the 182 that was clear enough to see individual rivets, as he banked hard around me. Fucking planes can sneak up on ya! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, you can flutter-kick them to death, if you want. For some reason my section NCOIC decided to invite our 1SG to pool PT with us. He showed up with a bag of 'goodies'. He is a green-hatter, but none of us realized he used to be on a dive team and SCUBA. We didn't make that mistake again. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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No pictures are attached "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message