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  1. theonlyski
    are you SURE that your skyhook is rigged properly ? I have seen a Skyhook "not connected" They're SOOO difficult to connect, nobody at a big named loft has time for that! For what it's worth, I'm sure mine is rigged properly. I watched my rigger do it. I don't know if it would've mattered in an incident with 1.5 seconds between chop and impact. The only time I recall seeing a skyhook tested that low was intentional and slider down packed reserves. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    I saw him a couple years ago at Sebastian for the invasion... Had his hot girlfriend with him, and she was having a hard time getting him to have sex, I provided him a hand full of prophylactics and we managed to convince him to go take care of the lady. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Apparently they didn't learn from places like Tippers Pub (NOT the club). Keep a tazer behind the counter, people get routy, fire that puppy up for a 'warning shot'. People get REAL calm pretty quick. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Driving to Florida after I signed out on my terminal leave, I get a call about a job in Hollywood (Miami area) working internet for cruise ships. Pay wasn't horrible either... They said basically what happens is a ship at sea radios out that their internet is down. I fly to the next port that ship will be docking in, board the ship, fix the internet and ride it out till the next port... then fly home. I would've gotten in SO much trouble doing that... Easy pickins . But yes, knowing what's required to support it if the link goes down, I can only imagine how much that porn surfing costs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Much more of a pain in the ass when there's a huge center console... like in a HMMWV. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Damn. Your high school's Driver's Ed program was a lot more fun than mine. All fun and games till the OC and Tazer's came out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    A life skill everyone should learn. Hey, ya never know when it could come in handy. In my previous job, it could've saved my bacon... and my life! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Honestly, I'm not overly concerned with hitting another vehicle if shit hits the fan. We practiced "break out box" scenarios just for that situation (yes, we actually rammed cars during the practice). Knowing how to ram a barricade of cars helps too. People think they're going to stop you dead in your tracks, but they can be defeated normally. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    I once attended a lecture by a security professional who made that exact point. I always drive in a manner that I have a route out. The girlfriend thinks it's amazing that I can almost always predict peoples driving and next move... I consider it a survival skill. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    He sounds like he was a hell of a man. I wish I could've had the honor. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Apparently the "free cookies for life" was a bit overstated. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Personal Attack! Call the cops, tell them he's got a squirt gun!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    What can I say. I have a problem with the nylon-American agenda. Who are YOU CALLIN A .... Oh wait, nevermind, that's the politically correct term. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    They're busy arresting girls with squirt (water) guns. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    I necro'ed the oldest thread I could find for your birthday. I figure it's fitting, ya know, for your old ass. Happy birthday! Him, him.... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Well, no wonder it's so depressed. Isn't this supposed to be the worst year ever in history for hurricanes? Yeah, but I feel bad for the little buggers. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2013/10/21/depression_forms_in_.html Well, no wonder it's so depressed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski

    BORED!

    theonlyski replied to JoeyH's topic in The Bonfire

    You're lucky only 3 of tbe 7 voices in my head think you should die do you ever get a consensus ? I do, 10 out of 10 assholes think I'm an...... Well, I'll just stop right there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    TIIIIIIIIINYYYY bubbles In my wine Makes me happy Makes me feel fine "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I trust my rigger implicitly. I know he is doing good because I've got the bottles to prove it. But no, I've never chopped. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I thought they had way more than 9 planes! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    My 143W2 is a single-throw ZZ. Trade? Hmmm... I may have been wrong about the stock 143W2 being double throw. I could have sworn I saw that in the manual, but now I can't find it. That would certainly explain the reason for the conversion. I better keep this one - it's not mine, it's been loaned to me - though I suspect it may never end up going back.
  23. theonlyski
    My 143W2 is a single-throw ZZ. Trade? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    I believe it is 100% undisputed, self induced amnesia.
  25. theonlyski
    The pack data card shows OP-6463 but the picture of the reserve shows OP-6462. I know there were a hand full of them, but apparently not all pictures of the same rig, or someone transposed the cards. (but the pack data card shows the same SN as the rig) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message