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  1. theonlyski
    He has given you the answer, I dont see how its possible for you to miss it on the sticky. Just dont jump the camera tomorrow, then you have plenty of time to read it without worrying about it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski

    Boredom hurts

    theonlyski replied to Cheach's topic in The Bonfire

    Try Anal Sex . . . Divot says it hurts, but it's not as bad as going down stairs. Your experience? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Hey... I resemble that remark! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Im down for either! Hell, I'm alot closer too! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Swing and a miss... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Not getting the shot "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Clicky Looks like its starting to catch on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    wow, 1,800,000 ft skydive? that sounds like it would be about 10 mins! Gotta love absent minded typos! I'm no mathematician, but... Touché! Gotta love it when the bitch slapper gets bitch slapped! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    wow, 1,800,000 ft skydive? that sounds like it would be about 10 mins! Gotta love absent minded typos! I'm no mathematician, but... Touché! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    No way, I make sure that a girl I like knows. She needs fair warning that I'm going to be spending my weekends at the dropzone. So she either needs to be cool with coming with me and hanging out, or have her own weekend hobbies/job. .... Probably why I'm single. Make it easy on yourself Matt... Find yourself a skydiver Yeah, its not all its cracked up to be... Hey now! All your friends seem to think we make a lovely couple Yes, but honestly, the sex just isnt cutting it for me... Next time try it with my mom. It's a lot better. Ahh, I knew there was something I was missing... thanks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    No way, I make sure that a girl I like knows. She needs fair warning that I'm going to be spending my weekends at the dropzone. So she either needs to be cool with coming with me and hanging out, or have her own weekend hobbies/job. .... Probably why I'm single. Make it easy on yourself Matt... Find yourself a skydiver Yeah, its not all its cracked up to be... Hey now! All your friends seem to think we make a lovely couple Yes, but honestly, the sex just isnt cutting it for me... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    No way, I make sure that a girl I like knows. She needs fair warning that I'm going to be spending my weekends at the dropzone. So she either needs to be cool with coming with me and hanging out, or have her own weekend hobbies/job. .... Probably why I'm single. Make it easy on yourself Matt... Find yourself a skydiver Yeah, its not all its cracked up to be... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    wow, 1,800,000 ft skydive? that sounds like it would be about 10 mins! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Now now now, you know the rules... share with the class! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    UPT sponsored? FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    UPT sponsored? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Love the confidence! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Agreed! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    exactly what I use. to the guy that says not to lub the yellow cutaway cable. this from the Vector manual for every 3 months... 9. Clean and lubricate the release cable with a light oil such as “3 in 1” brand or silicon. Put a few drops on a paper towel and firmly wipe the cable a few times. A thin, invisible film should remain... And from the V3-M Manual apparently they've changed their minds on the 3-in-1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Carefull, them college girls can break a fella off, especially 2-3 of them! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    As soon as you said its not a BSR, I looked it up, I know Ive looked it up before, maybe I just remembered wrong. I knew that the sebum was a good oil (many guys use it on certian parts of their guns) but never knew about it being a natural locking adhesive/lubricant... those seem to contradict each other. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Hes probably refering to the BSRs about jumpers having > 200 jumps before jumping a camera. Out of curiousity, why do you prefer the metal adapter and how do you secure it? (locktite, gaffers tape) It's secured by the threads. I do use some sebum to create a natural "Loktight" but that's it. I prefer metal because it doesn't degrade in the sun and it's more secure. Some folks prefer that a lense be torn off by a riser strike, but I'd just as soon not have that happen. FWIW, there is no BSR regarding camera and jumping. That's one of the recommendations left to common sense. Hmm, sumbitch... I stand corrected. You say 'sebum' thats the oil of the side of your nose/in your hair correct? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    It seemed like the odds were pretty good out there at the casino's. Ohhhhh I would say that there was plenty to do after hours with a number of casino's.....and I thought the people watching of the families with plural wives that come down from small towns like Cedar City at the Virgin River Casino... was pretty priceless. What do you mean after hours? Are we talking the middle of the night (when vegas goes wild) or during the late morning, early afternoon (when everyone is recovering) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Hes probably refering to the BSRs about jumpers having > 200 jumps before jumping a camera. Out of curiousity, why do you prefer the metal adapter and how do you secure it? (locktite, gaffers tape) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Jesus was white? Maybe he needed a tan?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message