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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Drunk chicks looking to 'get away and be wild'... I like the way you think! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Variety is the spice of life!! Sorry to hear you're deployed.. But if you come back when it's cold, at least it means you've come back I wouldnt be quite so upset if they would just deploy me during the cold months, they keep sending me over here for the good parts of the skydiving seasons... It really sucks to sit here (120*+ weather) and look at the perfectly blue sky... Bastards at the air field wont let me jump either... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The Rack 3.0 (but not really until Skybytch says so :p)
theonlyski replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
TTIWWIP "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What words can you NOT make a sexual inuendo out of?
theonlyski replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
Nothing less sexual than this! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
As much as I would love to capitalize on lonely chicks ordering pizza and keeping them company until a game of 'Just the tip'... I dont think I could ever get the smell of pizza out of my truck... Dont wanna screw up the leather interior with greasy pizza... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Everyone with a brain in their head ought to copy this info to their desktop before it disappears. Seriously. I've been told my brain is much lower than my head... guess I dont need the book then! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I *am* the boss of you and you *will* suck it up and answer my question! Edit to say: And fetch me a sammich & beer while you're at it! You just had pizza and beer, now you want sammich and beer? I see the beer, but really? The pizza not enough? To answer your question, it could go either way, I've got a new rig that should be shipping soon, a main and reserve already waiting on the container, enough cash to buy the aad and get her in the air. BUTTTTT I'm deployed, again... and wont even get to see any of this stuff for most of the rest of the year, when I get back it will be cold and not many people will be jumping, and I dont know what I'm going to do for work starting in january... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Poor bastard always has to wait til the very last day for his birthday. But he has ONE HELL OF A PARTY! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Cool - didn't mean for it to sound like they didn't exist. Well, that sucks!! I'm considering a set of Tifosi Brown polarized for daily wear - gotta love 9% transmission! I need to find a store that carries them though, to see how well the frames fit. Currently wearing a pair of Oakleys from the PX, so I hear ya. Nothing against the Oakleys, they just fit a little weird on me. Id be pretty hard pressed to jump Oakleys... I love them on the ground, and even have a dedicated set of polarized wire-frames just for driving (even match the color of my truck) But the ones we get issued break WAY too easily... by design! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just bought some Liquid Hellfire's, they are a transitions lense, Wearing them unactivated is like wearing regular clear shooting glasses, and from what I hear, snowboarders had to take them off because they got too dark in the snow. I think they should work just fine... Yeah, yeah...you just bought them because LouDiamond is on their website... Look to be a lot like the Wiley-X stuff...didn't see the "Hellfire" model on the site, though. Its not listed on their website, but I assure you, they exist... Military gets a pretty damn good discount too. they go from like 12%-84% tint... but they dont work in extreme heat, so i cant tell how dark they get here. They are MUCH better than the Gatorz I have construction wise... cant wait to get to jump 'em "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Its easy for my dz to watch out for folks and such because we just have a couple of Cessnas. What about the guys jumping at Eloy or Perris or Chicago? It seems that it would be extremely easy for them to get onto a plane where no one knows who they are or their skill level with a camera with no one ever saying a word. The good things about those dropzones is that there are tons of really good and experienced flyers to learn from. The downside is that it is easier to do stupid shit and not have anyone notice or care as long as you don't endanger them. VERY true...like I said I don't know 1/2 the people on a given load at my DZ. (Spaceland) ...and if one more n00b asks me if my flag container is a tersh and can they jump it, I'm gonna pinch off their little heads like a mantis! d00d!! you got a tersh rig? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just bought some Liquid Hellfire's, they are a transitions lense, Wearing them unactivated is like wearing regular clear shooting glasses, and from what I hear, snowboarders had to take them off because they got too dark in the snow. I think they should work just fine... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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We could make that happen But you don't know what I voted!! I think its worth the risk "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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We could make that happen "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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AVG would hit on some (but not all) of my programs, but that hasnt happened to me in a good while now. It got pretty bad at one point though. I write the file, so I know whats in it... I will test it a few times then push it on one of the networks, make sure there are no issues and push it wherever else it needs to go. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I told ya before and I'll say it infront of everyone here... We need to start marketing the BEST FIREWALL EVER Note: Only works on wired connections... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I think that did it...Thanks Phree! Psh, yeah, give HIM all the credit... I softened it up for ya, Phree "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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And it sure seems like they deliberately try sometimes, doesn't it? OH Hell Yeah... one way is to be VERY selective of who goes into the Administrators group... so that they have to ASK when anything that I dont find as approved by policies in place does NOT get installed. The quickest way to mess up a test box or dev box is to let testers and devs have administrative rights.....fuckers will do some REALLLLY screwed up shit for sure. I make sure that everything they test is on servers tht have the same things loaded as they will find in the Production data centers. If they cant make it work right in test with the servers set up the same way the Prod boxes are.... back to the drawing board and find a fix. Loosening up security to make something work... is not a fix to a bug. I write all of my own scripts, its much nicer to know exactly what the program is doing. Some patches we wait for the requirement to come out, and I'll automate it (not so easy to push some of these thru active directory/SMS) AutoIT is really easy to use if you've ever done any OOP, and it can do just about anything you can imagine. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Thats why you're so pale... I thought its cause you didnt have the altitude to get a tan. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ahh!! I get yelled at when I land in the short grass at Spaceland... Now I know how to get away with it! Thanks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What kinda shit DO ya get? None.... thats the problem... duuuude my computer is boring....no crap that I can go dig thru the registry for... no downloading special tools.. to remove crp off the puter... I mean shit... it really sucks... everything works all the time [pretentious voice]That can't possibly be a Windows machine, you must be on a Mac. [/pretentious voice] Im about to just get a mac and brush up on my mac coding skills just so you mac lovers will start bitching about the ads and porn shit popping up and you will have NO support... Shoulda thought about that one apple... shoulda thought about it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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PM me, I have something that might work whenever you've got a few mins. I dont want to go into it on the thread because misuse of the tool could kill a computer pretty quick. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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CCleaner is a great free tool for cleaning all kinds of shit on your computer. I also suggest getting the MVPS hosts file as it will block most ads and malicious websites. I remember a thread a while back about the ads on dz.com getting out of hand or something... I hadnt noticed, I dont see ads. ETA: The hosts file is extremely easy to remove if you want to get to some of the sites it blocks (certian 'malicious' sites I go to are blocked) I could just edit them out, but Im lazy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message