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Everything posted by theonlyski
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If this deal doesnt go thru, I'll hit you up, seeing as I bought it from you to begin with Whole system still has less than 140 jumps (when I got it, it had less than 20) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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RIG for the upcoming supersonic skydive
theonlyski replied to skydiverek's topic in Gear and Rigging
I'd put the Cypres on the main, or a reserve on a tersh that could be cut away, that way, if it fires too high, you can still chop it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
If a 35 year old male is banging a 20 year old female...
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
young girls are so manipulative, they'll do anything to be with a man with "mature" skills, sooner or later he'll figure out that she is taking advantage of him and leave her for a more mature women that respects him for his mind We really just want to be held Yeah thats exactly what yall want Never specified *what* he wants held *where* did he? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
If a 35 year old male is banging a 20 year old female...
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
Gettin fat there kiddo! I kid, I kid... dont stop sending me fatty food! -
If a 35 year old male is banging a 20 year old female...
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
Gettin fat there kiddo! I kid, I kid... dont stop sending me fatty food! -
Your military static line jumps count towards the numbers you need for licenses, ratings and awards. See http://www.uspa.org/Portals/0/Downloads/Min_BOD_2005_01.pdf, page 27. Mark Well, sumbitch... thanks man! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If a 35 year old male is banging a 20 year old female...
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
Odd. I walked away from an engineering school, and the DZ is hardly the only aspect of my life, and I seem to be doing quite well. But hey Im 20 and smaller than a size 8, which is really all that matters right? Well yeah doll...I hate to say it but yeah. I mean let's not fool our selves and call it as we see it. In an environment where there is more competition a girl can let her self "go" a little. Let's be honest you didn't dress to impress like your friend in business class? To quote my chick engineering friend, "Shit now that I'm in the real world I have to shave my legs! And watch what I eat." Ah well....what ever. Such is life isn't it? The eternal struggle between a man and a women.....the difference between the chased and the chaser. Why fight or even question the very fabric of nature. Best to simply walk away I dont think amstalder is gonna have to watch what she eats for the next decade at the least... I even tried to fatten her up a bit with some Whataburger! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Bout damn time, Max! 0:0:0 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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In short, you can log them if you wish, however they do not apply to awards or certifications. Not sure why you quoted the awards portion of the SIM, but heres a couple other ones: & BSRs seem to be the kicker, seeing as the exit is too low. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Has any of the "which dz.commer you want to bang" come true?"
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
That depends on which asses I have left my handprint on....although that only makes a VERY loud smack.... a BANG would require a bit of good OAK Tease "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Well, went ahead and ordered it thru Chutingstar... man, gotta stay off that website when I got a credit card in hand. Getting the 176, this way, if I ever have to use it, it will be an upsize! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Tell them since the other person is putting other peoples health at risk....period. There are WAY to many idiots out there that think because THEY got it...its their right to pass it along to everyone else as well Its common knowledge, if you get an STD and give it to someone else, then you dont have it anymore, because you gave it to someone else... Herpes and AIDS are like a fruitcake... you dont really want to get it, and you would rather give it to someone who might enjoy it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Has any of the "which dz.commer you want to bang" come true?"
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
who dat!? You know hookers dont like telling people their names! I thought hookers didn't kiss... Guess it depends what kinda hooker ya get! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Has any of the "which dz.commer you want to bang" come true?"
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
who dat!? You know hookers dont like telling people their names! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Riser flaps opening in free fall...
theonlyski replied to DebaucheroRdrgz's topic in Gear and Rigging
" ........................................................................ Yes! And you will encounter the same problem if you pack an older (pre-2000) Javelin according to the Javelin Oddessey manual, because you will end up with too much bulk across the top of the reserve container and all that extra bulk will prevent the main riser covers form staying closed. Older Javelins reserves should be packed thin across the top edge, similar to a Vector. You riggers are a bunch of sourpusses... just slap on a piece of duct tape, damn! to the op, im just kidding, dont ever tape your rig! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I dont know, that was a pretty shitty landing... he may need some more practice bringing it in a little softer and more level. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Certainly not. They were, uh, critiquing my writing. To be honest with you, poor penmanship is usually a euphemism for "you don't know how to work your equipment!" Now that creates a dilemma...I am an artist...I can draw almost anything , yet my penmanship sucks.... (we won't even go into spelling and grammar) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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He didn't say he was looking at his own kids. Good point.... Guess it depends what the persons definition of 'kids' are... cause some people *ahem* have said they dissaprove of my actions with a certian person. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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IF YOU SKYDIVE YOU MUST SEE THIS VIDEO!!!
theonlyski replied to Juanmacasnog's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Dude, that's a bit misleading. To my knowledge, the only video you "must see" is the one before signing the waiver with "the guy that looks like he's from ZZ-Top" (Bill Booth). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdf_ycf1qtY Thought that was only if you were doing a tandem... In theory, ya wouldnt have to ever watch that video, if you went straight to AFF. The only one I think is a MUST is Fandango. All others are candy. The FJC in Fandango should be required viewing. Never seen the whole movie (cant find it) however, I have seen the FJC part! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Having sex while watching kids play... Thats some weird behavior... Well their sex made those kids, so why not?? We have already established you're not the best person to take advice about sex from... so shush! What did I do to you? You call me cupcake, tell me to suck it up, and get rid of a piece of ass... all today! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That has been back and forth for a while, some say that they were in violation of the BSRs because you exit at 800-1250' which is well below the minimum pull alt for any license, others say you left an aircraft in flight, so it counts. One could argue that there was an engine malfunction on a caravan at 1300' and you jump, it counts right? Remember, the air force maintains those planes, there's proabably good reason to jump every time! I add them when someone asks how many jumps I have, but I log them seperate, so my skydives and my static lines are kept track of independantly of each other. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Having sex while watching kids play... Thats some weird behavior... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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IF YOU SKYDIVE YOU MUST SEE THIS VIDEO!!!
theonlyski replied to Juanmacasnog's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Dude, that's a bit misleading. To my knowledge, the only video you "must see" is the one before signing the waiver with "the guy that looks like he's from ZZ-Top" (Bill Booth). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdf_ycf1qtY Thought that was only if you were doing a tandem... In theory, ya wouldnt have to ever watch that video, if you went straight to AFF. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message