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  1. theonlyski
    Please dont use WD-40 on your rig! Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    When you get more sandstorms than rainstorms. You know you've been there too long when the sand storms dont really bother you much anymore. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    2200' foot lose under a slow speed mal (compared to a bag lock and such)....lucky you pulled high. Deploying at 5000 feet does not mean in the saddle by 5000 feet. Well, it could, but boy I dont wanna be that guy! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Hahaha - good one (don't forget the footprints on the seat or the shit in the shower stall)! I saw more pit toilets in Kosovo than I think I did in Korea, but I haven't seen any pits in the Gulf so far. Perhaps I'm in the wrong place... mh . Ive seen the same stalls in UAE as well "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    10 PRINT "Fuck computers' 20 GOTO 10 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    We got a single beer tonight. Also, look what I saw on the AKO homepage today... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Maybe if we re-word the statement... How could sit fly experience hurt??
  8. theonlyski
    I haven't seen it! I didn't see it in the book but I will look for it. Funny thing I am landing where I say I want to land...it's just the last 200ft...that looks a bit strange. I think it will just take time and practice. Thank you! Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Wouldnt it be better to learn backflying in that case? You have a full view of the formation, you're not hauling ass and you can still move around to a safe spot to flip and come back up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    So you're saying, Im docked on a formation, WHAM, im now under the formation on my back... that one should go into a sit, get way low, the far out, slow the fall rate to get back up to the formation, and go for the dock again? Not trying to sound like a dick, I just dont see how sitflying would help any. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Clicky That should get you started. sorry, had to do it, but it should help "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Ok, so they claim "But the best part is that it's fast (normally taking less than a second to run) and contains NO Spyware or Adware!" Why should I believe that? Clicky There, thats just for you! You sound like you could use a set... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Ok, so they claim "But the best part is that it's fast (normally taking less than a second to run) and contains NO Spyware or Adware!" Why should I believe that? The only part of the software that could be considered ad-ware is the yahoo toolbar that it will install unless you uncheck it (its very simple to do). If you dont believe that it works and its free, dont use it... I dont care "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Fixed it for you Its also a great dz, those guys are always flying! (minus the occasional weather hold, which isnt usually that bad during summer months in Houston) The indoor air conditioned packing room is a HUGE plus. HUGE! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Clicky That will let you delete all kinds of crap you probably dont even know about. For the paranoid, it also allows you to set a secure delete with overwrite... but you dont peg me as that kinda person. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    West meets East "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    yeah, that was a bit of a pain in the ass, but I got it to work, check your pm box On a side note, I figured my Core2 Duo 2.4 GHz processor with 4gb ram would have been able to manipulate that data a little bit faster... It took me more time because the excel kept crapping out on me than it did to just fix it a different way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Bored today, ski? What gave it away? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    How big of a file are we talking about? I dont see any easy way to do it in excel, but if you really need it, I might be able to write something to make it work and just send me the file, Ill see what I can do. ETA: Yeah, didnt look at Mikes link... that should work for you, if it doesnt, try using "=concatenate(x1," ",y1). I guess Im just looking for shit to write a program for... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    What ju talkin about, Willis? The U.S. Navy has some pretty good "yachts" south of Basrah. Not to worry, these type of personalities are not afraid of taking up skydiving.
  21. theonlyski
    P for plenty! Good luck with that one... they could afford the boat, they surely can afford to tow the motherfucker back to port. I dont think Iraq has a yacht club that I could join... so that might not be happening anytime soon. Tennesse doesnt either (that I know of). MUST GET TANDEM RATING! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    BAM! Well played, sir! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Navigational hazard. If its has hard to sink the boat as they made it sound, how are they going to do it? Massive amounts of weight on it? There are very few things in this life that simply can't be solved by the proper application of high explosives! Nope, not many at all, but I highly doubt (or would hope) that the ship that picked her up is lacking these explosives on board. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Some parents wont let their kids take the family (~18k) car out for a weekend... Whens this chick turn 18, and hows she look? I feel like a trip to Cali to meet my future wife is in order! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    They could just find an iceburg and pull the ol' titanic move on it? I dont know if I would want to sink that puppy, sounds expensive! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message