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  1. theonlyski
    Spoken like the guy that the girls avoid because of the unwanted flirting. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Never dip your pen in company ink!!! flirting is harmless at work though Not quite, if its not wanted by the person being flirted with, it would make that person very uncomfortable and possibly less productive. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Then why the fuck did they misspell the damn street name? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Yeah, I noticed you deleted me "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Fuckin northerners "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Ky-Ken-Doll....lol. I dunno Exactly! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    My old tech-support company we used mIRC to chat inbetween techs, so techs could answer a question and we could help each other out, without getting off our phones. Apparently they log the private messages there... got a nice 3 day suspention for 'inappropriate' talking in there with the girl I was with at the time. Funny thing is, that day she told me to come over after work, and they suspended me first thing, so I came over, and had to tell her she was suspended too. Still got laid! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    "Nothing makes them drop faster then a man in a Mirage" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    How the hell did you pass the Height/weight and tape test? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I beg to differ, I grew up in Houston... its pronounced just like it looks. Funny thing about being from Houston... not too many people know how to pronounce Kuykendahl Rd. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    You think thats bad? You should see her 'short' PMs! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    I only did that once! and it doesn't count because she was dressed as a hooker for halloween sorority party If she charged, she wasnt dressed as a hooker, she _was_ a hooker. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Well stop screwing those girls (boys??)!! Jeez, all it should cost you is condoms, which are available for free at most clinics Some guys gotta resort to the 'paid professionals'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Yall get to go home next month? Can I come with you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Herpes "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    I was in elementary school when 9/11 happened. Definitely remember it. My little brother now...He took his first steps that day. I was in high school Damn kids! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    http://www.otterbox.com The Defender series is you friend. I got one for my iPhone 3g, and when I get back and upgrade to the 4, I will put it in the Otterbox before I walk out of the store. I shattered the screen on it before I deployed, ordered and replaced the screen (aint got shit to do here sometimes) and ordered the otterbox. Did the drop test as a few of the guys in my shop (who have iPhones) cringed as the phone fell about 5' straight onto concrete. It increases the bulk of the phone, but I dont mind for the level of protection I get. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    So long as the pre-paid SIM is from the same carrier as the phone is 'locked' to, or the phone is carrier unlocked. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Really hard up for that herpes medicine arent ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    He wouldn't be able to join the team without ALOT of paperwork, due to his current unit. However, the 101st PDT jumps up at Start Skydiving, good group of guys, and I had a couple of them as my AFF-I's for certian levels. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Be a man and just use a pull up cord! And Cocheese hit it on the head... I hate seeing shit hanging from mirrors... Too bad I live in SE Alabama and most folks around here are dumbasses. Shaddup! You try closing a Sigma with a pullup cord... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Just think about the dumbass in the boat... a low johnboat fer crissake.... and there is he just motorin right on thru them. You got that right. Not gonna do it. Not me, not nohow... Not my boat, not my problem, no way, no how! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Damn, nice catch! I hadn't even seen that... ofcourse, I wasn't looking at the words. The link is broken, I can't scroll up! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    They're going with the numbers...3 to 1 male to female average. and how many women don't mind looking at a hot girl dropping her drawers?