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THAT is AWFUL. I dont stay in hotels unless I absolutely have to... I really get creeped out... Gonna reserve you a honeymoon sweet at a hotel that doesn't have a toilet lid. That should be entertaining... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Even if I know who it was that called, I probably wouldn't return the call because they said that. If its important they'll call back or text. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If you aren't already, that is... Well considering Ive seen my GYN about 27 times in the last three weeks, Im pretty sure I would know if Im preggers by now... Gimme two weeks and I'll let you know if we've got a baby Stalder on the way. Princess is letting you keep your name? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Shit, I almost need someone to steal my truck and be so considerate as to clean it out when they're done. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If you aren't already, that is... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Deal WHAT? Nooooo! just NO! Remember that? I posted it a couple of posts up! That is NOT in my CPC [Cheach Pimp Contract(TM)] Better than working for A Pimp Named Slickback. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I recieved a picture of a dz.commers nuts painted gold... along with several others on the old dz.com dd list... that was a little disturbing but not entirely unexpected since he informed us he would be doing it... I miss the old DD list. And I remember when Broke did that to his nuts. I was the first person he sent the pics to. I immediately called him up and laughed at him for being such a dumbass. I do not want to claim i was first or 2nd or even third receiving that pic. I just know i lmao cause he called prior to doing it. Never thought he would paint his little buddies gold. That thread is around here somewhere, for the people who haven't seen it... Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I forgot it was Friday... Work "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ok, so I dont like the part about never seeing the end of the jug, but thats a pretty neat idea. A quarter for every time you have sex
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"One Dirty Halloween" on the Farm 2010
theonlyski replied to AndyU's topic in Events & Places to Jump
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Ok, so I dont like the part about never seeing the end of the jug, but thats a pretty neat idea. A quarter for every time you have sex
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Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks... Ouch, burn. They make a pill for that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Not entirely I don't think. FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If only that were true! No kidding, I was going to say, that was not the kind of marriage that I was in. You mean my fiance will stop putting out once we get married??? Shit. This isnt cool. Wedding cake, the #1 killer of sexual appetite... Are you calling me fat? Yes... Asshole (
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http://travel.yahoo.com/p-hotel-374981-augusta_inn_and_conference_ctr-i Check out the reviews for the Augusta Inn... I can't even find a website for them, I know they're still there as of a few months ago... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Deedy: my ass is getting sore "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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My ENTIRE company would go out and get rooms at the Augusta Inn... usually booking them solid, then we just got the booze, and you could walk down the halls and whatnot going room to room getting hammered. It was funny, we took one weekend off to do something else as a company, when we got back, I got in a cab to go somewhere and they asked which company I was in. I told them and they asked where the hell we were that weekend. Apparently they were used to a bunch of us getting cabs to go to the motel. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If only that were true! No kidding, I was going to say, that was not the kind of marriage that I was in. You mean my fiance will stop putting out once we get married??? Shit. This isnt cool. Who wants to bang a pregnant chick? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If only that were true! No kidding, I was going to say, that was not the kind of marriage that I was in. You mean my fiance will stop putting out once we get married??? Shit. This isnt cool. Wedding cake, the #1 killer of sexual appetite... Are you calling me fat? Yes... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Augusta Inn was pretty sketchy... but Knights Inn (in Augusta, GA)... that place is a whole different level of scary. Ahh, hotel parties... those were the days! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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QuoteOn the contrary-I absolutely LOVE the touch Interface-for me it was what attracted me to it in the first place. But no flash content? If I jailbrake the thing will it void the warranty? If you have to return it for warranty issues, simply re-install the current iOS. Jailbreaks are completely reverseable. However, I do not know of any more recent than iOS 4.0.1. I have no issues not being able to watch a flash movie on my iPhone, its a phone, not a computer. I can still watch youtube, so what else do I need flash for? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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There was a hotel off a dark desert highway... You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I've done a minimum of 84 a week for the past 6 months. I don't recommend it. Given your location, what else are you going to do with your time? Besides your 84 hour weeks include dz.comming, facebooking, and calling all your favorite skydivers.
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Dirty Pirate Hookers are here! Come join us!
theonlyski replied to k-dubjumps's topic in The Bonfire
The group gets better pics cause yall are my peoples! No fair... some of us aren't in a place where we recieve cell service. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Isnt he? I am! Besides, once I told the blackhat, the only special treatment I got was the occasional "You're still alive, airborne? Well, you still got x many jumps left..." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message