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  1. theonlyski
    From the Sony website: "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Haven't found anything yet. Any suggestions? I'm looking for more advanced free fall skills (beyond what is thought in AFF) but still kind of basic. No freefly-moves like headdown, sitfly and so on. More like side-slide (mentioned above) or the circling around another person. Even the best videos on youtube about that are just going to be drops in the bucket compared to an actual coach for a couple jumps. Seeing is one thing, feeling is another, and if you're trying to do them solo, you're never going to know if you're doing them right... so you should just jump with atleast a stable coach (I say stable because believe it or not, people aren't always neutral and stable, just ask any tunnel instructor about the skydivers first flights in the tunnel ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    I don't know... they've been putting loads up early as shit. I think Hans has a $10 first load some days. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    It looks like the AMC 20 is the only one within reasonable driving distance, and sadly they don't sell beer nor kick out texters. But, I did find out they have military appreciation days on Tuesdays... $6 tickets all day! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    10 hands, 8 teeth. You do the math! It's for an after action review. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    You can obviously buy/jump whatever the hell you want. But do you want your last chance to be the smallest thing you've landed? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Roofies for him, meth for you... chocolate syrup, viking helmet, handcuffs, bowling shoes, a bull whip and some Village People mood music~ lemme know how it works out! DUDE! You told me that was OUR thing! Either that or he will be horny the entire time because he's already imagined how the sex will be. No point in trying to visualize the sex, you might set your expectations too high and be let down. Also gotta leave some fun for the imagination. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    That's a common practice, but bad idea. You have to account that you're jumping your reserve, if you're comfortable jumping a 135 main, your reserve should be that or bigger... atleast thats MY opinion. (don't want to have to deploy your reserve after a total mal, and now be low, far from the dz, and under the smallest canopy you've ever jumped) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Not ALL systems have a deployment bag, but there are plenty of rounds (static line and freefall) with bags, and many more with diapers. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Probably should pick a couple different faces for your comment about him and doing that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Don't let the other person NOTICE the condom though. (atleast until you plan on using it) Or so I hear... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Also, what the hell did you do to your canopy that caused it to split in half? Don't do that either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    There's a difference between not working and not looking good. There are techniques to make a reserve pack a little bigger to fill the space. I would talk to Sunpath and ask them. Also: WHY do you want a smaller reserve?? Most people get a small container for the smaller main and just downsize their reserve. If you're interested in a container that will fit you and your main, AND a larger reserve, I would think that is a great idea, and get a larger reserve to go with it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    +1 I was my suits in cold water, then hang them to dry. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    In regards to those with comments about politics going on, it will be interesting for you to learn that the esteemed reverend Booth solely owns Vigil USA: Florida Secretary of State Yes, we know that UPT is the US Vigil center. Would only make any difference to me if they banned ALL AAD's except the Vigils. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    skydiving is also better AFTER sex or so I heard "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Yes, I have... It sucks for a good long while, but it gets a little easier in the long run. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    I have one each of: Z1 OXYGN Cookie MXV Bonehead Guner Each for a different purpose. I don't really jump the Z1 much anymore because it needs new padding and the OXYGN fits fine. The MXV has my camera mounted on it, and the guner is for when I just want to fun jump with an open face (or when I need people to be able to see my mouth in the air) I keep a pro-dytter between all the helmets, just gotta remember which one I left it in last. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    +1 I was a packer for a season, and have NEVER packed more than a few line twists (I bet it was her body positon) That's tandems, students and up-jumper sport rigs. Got tired of packing for peanuts Don't think I ever got tipped either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Actually, thinking about it, if the Paras go out of the tailgate of a Herc for example, they are back to the relative wind, the canopy is blown over their heads by the prop blast. So thats even more extreme than the scenario of a head up in FF deployment. You're also not going as fast, and the canopy is only blown 'over your head by the propblast' (which... is really just the wind) once it is at full line stretch and inflating. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I got 5 years of free medical from the VA Bring it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Too far "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Young? maybe... little? ABSOLUTELY! Err... wait... nevermind "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Hi, I'm Ski... How YOU doin? Not the ski I wanna ride So... take the bottom. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message