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  1. theonlyski
    Commanders discretion Not that I wore a black one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Full of shit? It really was her birthday! I think that's a PA... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Banning it would never work in the US. That would dry up the entire methamphetamine economy. Then the trailer parks would disappear. The only benefit would be fewer tornadoes. Fewer reported tornados. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Sheesh, she turns 50 and y'all can't even say happy birthday?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    in Ireland don't count SL... need 25 FREEFALL jumps julio_gyn is correct for the US as well, it's still 25 freefall jumps. Static line jumps dont count towards the 25. I know first hand, being first a static line student and now a SL/I Since when? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    I would agree with you, but I don't remember if you're right. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski

    My daughter..

    theonlyski replied to fossg's topic in The Bonfire

    THAT'S why? Here I was thinking it's because you can't find a woman. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    I heard rumors that you wax your tan line. Rumors? I showed you a few weeks ago! That explains the blood dripping off my eyelids. I told you my ass was white... you're the one that wanted the mental image 'burned' into your eyes! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Also, your license is only valid as long as you're a USPA member in good standing (paying your money). Granted, I've never heard of USPA starting someone over from step one when it comes to coming back after a long lay off, they have the wording to enforce it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I don't know the size compatability of the I6, but if you're thinking about jamming a couple big canopies in it... have fun with that. It'll probably look stuffed, feel like a brick, and be a bitch to close. Not to mention that no rigger likes to 'jam' a reserve into a tight container. ETA: Looks like a 210 is a 'tight' fit while it's probably just fine, you'll get to be a pretty good packer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Haven't had one. Don't trust my rigger enough to use that reserve! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    gay friendly rigger tip of the day : in order to unhurt his feelings, hook the canopy backwards
  13. theonlyski
    I heard rumors that you wax your tan line. Rumors? I showed you a few weeks ago! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    There was a thread about how to tell if an AAD was fired. Search for it, was only a few months ago. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Read post #20 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Happy 50th birthday old lady! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    There is no problem that cannot be fixed by the proper application of C4. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    That's a tough situation. I find it helps to leave the slider outside the too-small bag to make more room for the canopy. I'm sure Twardo would be fine with that.
  19. theonlyski
    Tie your shoes tighter, double knotted, and tuck the laces in. Not sure what the effects on a freefalling shoe would be, but I'd rather not find out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I would suggest not using pine trees though... they're more flimsy and the pine cones/needles suck to lay on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I think that the only limitation is that sharepod can't modify the files on an iPhone/iPod touch that's running iOS 4 or newer. However, it allows you to copy all of the music off your device and import it into iTunes "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Sure is, if you want limited functionality. http://www.copytrans.net/purchase.php "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Interesting. Never would've thought that it would be an easy thing to do. So they essentially changed their names, then they became the new owners of the Wonderhog TSO, and since then, have held no liability for the older systems out there, and can't even tell us what to do with them if they tried? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Skyper said Hence my reply to him saying that it should be mandatory. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    So, even though it's the same company (just a name change) they're not really responsible for the older Vectors, and cannot really issue SB's for them? Just trying to learn the ropes, this doesn't come up much. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message