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  1. theonlyski
    Maybe if she used some 'elastic retaining bands', her 'stow' wouldn't be so nasty. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Pull lower, so you don't gotta spiral! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Who the fuck is JB? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    I thought no tip just made it a rubber band around the penis? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    That's another way to skin the cat, but... doubtful that it will be implemented. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    It matters not, she has already sucked his life from him and disposed of his body... Much like every thing else in life she's done. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    The "Copy Shortcut" link is not even displayed on Firefox because the forum software is seeing your user agent string as a Firefox browser. If it sees an IE string, it will show the "Copy Shortcut' link. (I confirmed this by changing my user agent string in firefox to reflect an IE9 string, and the link showed up) The reason for this is because Firefox (as well as many other browsers) does not allow access to the systems clipboard. There ARE ways around it, that shouldn't be too hard to pull off, but frankly, I doubt that the site mgmt would even be interested in 'fixing' it.... and it COULD be a security hole, as it requires a shockwave flash file to make it work. (Break out your foil hats) Too bad I don't have access to the sites' files, as I would probably fix it just because I miss that damn link too! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    The question is, would she be awake for it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Nice! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Big girls need loving too! (You walked into that one) Holy shit, I think I would have remembered that, How big was she that i could just walk right in? and what the fuck were you doing there? Did you get video? He's not allowed to have video yet, doesn't have 200 humps to his name! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Take her into a sit... no drogue needed! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    So ...how would one know whether the shoes were marking a gang's territorial boundaries or were from skydiver that packed a slammer? Either they're skater shoes, or they're Jordans. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Wow, way to really screw things up FAA... What the hell were they smoking? All repairs on a TSO system are major? I could argue that a new reserve closing loop is a repair! Oh well, it's the law! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I know that, but if you're a USPA member, they can revoke your membership, licenses and ratings. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    They don't have to be. Thought you woulda known that, old timer! BTW: I was close. Funny that it says on the parachute, not on the container... but hey, it's the FAA, guess they don't know that the parachute goes inside the container! Also, get this... military re-enactors doing combat demo jumps (exiting ~1000-1250') are actually in violation of the BSR's, so USPA can go after them if they're members. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    *runs for cover* Try 25, which is half way to 50, so she minas well be 50... Try 26 Who will be b.a.s.e jumping off your boobs? Holy cow udders! I'm a recovering sex addict you know...somebody censor those things! Happy B-day btw... Oh...so now people are just gonna start deleting their replies to my post? You're all growns up now...I'm the asshole?...I'm outta here...I'm not eating anything, I wouldn't eat here, I would never eat here anyway... I'm just tellin' it like it is...and I get banned among all the crap spewed in this place? Anyways folks, goodbye...hope I was able to entertain a lil'...good riddance hey? Happy B-day Cheach! Have a good one, don't mind me. I deleted my reply because it wasn't appropriate for the forum. If you're going to really get your panties in a wad over that, go ahead. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Shit man, I don't know! Not sure if I would want to 'throw' the reserve out, or have it pulled out. If it's marked "PILOT CHUTE REMOVED, FOR INTENTIONAL JUMPING ONLY" I believe is the wording. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Try 26 I was giving you a free year, sheesh! I gave her two!!! Actually, only 1, and it was in the wrong direction! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    *runs for cover* Try 25, which is half way to 50, so she minas well be 50... Try 26 I was giving you a free year, sheesh! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    *runs for cover* Try 25, which is half way to 50, so she minas well be 50... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Sounds like you turned too fast (non progressively) and ended up losing tension on your lines. I've done it before, pretty scary stuff under 1000'! Now you know the feeling, you can tell when you're turning too fast and dial it back a bit to keep tension on the lines. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Glad I never went back and finished college... Would hate to take that much of a pay cut! Especially for the first day at your first job. Who on EARTH would settle for 65k at their first job? Apparently a bunch of engineers "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Glad I never went back and finished college... Would hate to take that much of a pay cut! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    It was HOT pink. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Modern sport rigs have the reserve handle (usually) on the left side main lift web. Dont know the difference with military gear. I cant imagine the reserve handle being on top of the reserve unless it was an older belly mounted reserve. Doesn't have to be an older military one, the new military ones have it there too. Military static line rigs are still using the T-10 H/C system. (well, now they're getting the T-11, which also has a belly mounted reserve) IIRC they switched over atleast 5-6 years ago in most units. I do think there are still some of the older side pull ones floating around (not to mention some of them without PC's apparently) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message