theonlyski

You are really seriously looking to get hurt now Im sorry, c'mon down and let me buy you a drink to make up for it. (brz... where can I find these roofies?) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

It's ok, its just drinks! Shhhh though, don't tell her! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Yes people, please! I don't want her to roofie my drink "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Know when to cut your losses. Patience is a virtue. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

#6 Free pie after your first 100 jumps #5 Chicks dig scars "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

So you're jumping with pre-license holders without any kind of rating? Oh, my God!!! Say it isn't so! What the hell did we do before USPA created the Coach rating? Hope... and pull! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Apples to oranges... If a mechanic fails to attach a safetly wire and the plane comes apart in flight is NOT the same as someone forgetting to set up a fly by wire system that allows the plane to be landed (remotely albiet) with no input from the pilot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Some of us still remember those old pics you once posted.

Never give up, never surrender! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Watch the Racer packing DVD... that put me to sleep EVERY time! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Are you trying to get yourself hurt? Sometimes a little pain is a good thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

FIFY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Only counts if you stole the pencil "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Geez, Peter. Just ask when you get here. I'll let the cat out of the bag. That should make enough room to get the canopy IN the bag! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I'll bite... UPT is NOT dodgy, I have called them, emailed them, and even visited them. They will give you a tour of the entire production floor, for free... they will show you things you probably didn't know they did, how they do it, and even some insight as to WHY they do it. I even brought my rig to them to verify a couple things I had questions about, they took all the time I needed to be comfortable with their answers. I am a very big fan of UPT and have a nice new V3-M sitting in my apt that I absolutely love. They weren't stitching 'errors', they decided to upgrade the stitching to a stronger one, in order to reduce the chance of a one in a million mal, happening again. The SB doesn't require that the stitching be replaced immediately (provided its in good shape), and if you have a new rig, you've probably got plenty of time before those stitches become any sort of an issue. The RSL velcro you're complaining about, is because the rigger didn't put a mating piece on top of it. If you don't remove your RSL/Skyhook, its a null issue. However, if you are afraid of your gear, let me know what you have, and I'll give you a few hundred bucks for it. Maybe I'm more fearless than you. Don't try to bs and say unless you're a rigger you can't know everything about your gear... how the hell do you think we became riggers?? It wasn't by complaining and saying we don't know anything about the gear, because we weren't riggers! I am a weekend funjumper AND a rigger. Being one doesn't exclude being the other... and hell, if you're both, free repacks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Last pack-job of the day...every time. That way if there is a problem I can't fix I just drop it off for the 'Riglet for Funds' Fairies to Fix. . . Reminds me of that line that I can't seem to find, goes similar to: You won't have to worry about being fat, having alcohol problems or STD's as a rigger... by the time you're done with the repacks/repairs for the night, all the food is eaten, beer has been drunk and the women have been taken care of. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

+1 on all, especially the gear knowledge. There are many things that can be resolved if the owner would just know what to look at/for on their gear. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Illegal... Jeeze man, would you use that damn degree of yours?!?! I know I'm not as smart as you, but some days you make me wonder. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I always look at the visible stitching, toggles, risers, closing loop and lines while packing, though it may not look like I do. I untwist my brake lines either every day, or every other (once or twice a weekend) None of the preventative stuff takes long to do, and it's a lot better than airing out my reserve (don't want to have to pay for my repack and the booze ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

+1 There were a few questions I had on my actual written that weren't on the test prep, but it wasn't anything crazy. Even the diagrams for the knots were the same ones on the actual test! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Too bad she got it wrong the first time and had to ask me for help on fixing it. At least I didn't click any of the links! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Hence why I set up a VPN connection back to my apt, so when traveling in foriegn countries, I still have the relative security and freedom that my internet home has. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I welcome it, schedule permitting, any one is free to come check out the entire process from pop to sign/seal/log. (I say schedule permitting because some repacks I will do at times that are convienant for me, may not be convienant for the owner) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

That might work for getting him over a woman. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

We know you're not 'hammering' any women... but ya really are starting to worry me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message