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Everything posted by theonlyski
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I've got about 14 months deployed since I started jumping. Glad I got out of the arm-ie! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Anti-depressants that caused massive weight gain (talking about 30 lbs in about 2 months), which made me bomb a couple PT tests, which made me depressed = Anti-depressants that depressed me. Also caused me to have some strange ass side effects that the doctor said were in my mind. No more for me doc, thanks! I have a bottle of muscle relaxers that were given to me for my lower back... every blue moon I'll take one, but I hate doing it. Usually ends up being after packing a reserve or two. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Preventing kill-line burns on top of a canopy
theonlyski replied to aeroflyer's topic in Gear and Rigging
You can jam your hand in the bag after the canopy is in the bag, and clear the bridle/kill line. I generally cock the PC twice, once before bagging, and once after bagging. Ofcourse, I've got the Vector bridle and it doesnt have a free kill line to run around canopy parts. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Looks like you posted a link to an attachment in your email. Gimme your username and password... I'll go look. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Too Dirty Halloween On The Farm, October 28-30
theonlyski replied to skyflychris's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Don't forget about the Sanchez's. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Justifying your letter to the paper? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Too Dirty Halloween On The Farm, October 28-30
theonlyski replied to skyflychris's topic in Events & Places to Jump
See ya there, asshole! (I'll try to remember my muffs) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
They didn't want to show off the car swooping the round canopy. Might give chevy drivers some stupid ideas. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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DZ's screwing you over on pay cheques.. advice??
theonlyski replied to criolli's topic in Instructors
Lawyers are going to be expensive, so keep in mind that it's possible you will end up blowing the whole check (and then some) if you 'lawyer up'. Also, USPA wouldn't give a rats ass, it's not their job to worry about pay issues. Good luck getting your money back though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Yup, just tested it, works pretty well. http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/17926/use-drive-mirroring-for-instant-backup-in-windows-7/ You can mirror your drive across several disks and it's pretty easy to swap to the other one. Don't even need to remove it! Just a different boot option. I'll be doing this on my machine this weekend. One drive to mirror the OS. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well. Capewells on the shoulders, d-rings on the ribs. Cardiac hill isn't the most fun way to wrap a long run up with! No snow shoes though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
That conversation was BEFORE the corset trying on. I think a voice recorder would've been funnier. Poor sales lady. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
That's better than a nugget ... It's a JEWEL (De'Nyle) I thought denial is a river in Egypt? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It's actually funny you talk about this, I ended up putting a slider that is *almost* as big as a tandem one on my safire2 169, and boy, it opens like a charm now! Maybe it was the pockets. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just wore a pair of PT shorts under my pants. Kept the boys from slipping under a leg strap well enough. I still remember the bruises from the capewells on the training harnesses. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
She totally would let ya warm her up. She told me so! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Great... now I gotta clean my monitor. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You only wish they were piling on you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
He's lying. He's just trying to suck up now Make him grovel for it! +1 Maybe an idiot slap too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I was really hoping to take you up on that tandem course offer one day, sad to see you go, but thanks for all the mentorship! (Don't think we ever did a jump either!) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Umm... yer gonna miss the party. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I meant to get on it about creating a backup like that, but never did get around to it. I should get on it... maybe I'll pull the tower from the DZ next weekend and give me the week to work on it. I do have an extra hard drive with everything loaded that's mounted IN the chassis, so it would be a swap between the two drives SATA connections, but those are both in the same case. I don't know of any software for PC's that creates an actual full backup of the OS while you're using it, but I could be missing something. ETA: Looks like Microsoft has a 'disk mirror' option in Pro versions of vista and 7... May go try that out this weekend. Going to probably swap some new hardware into the tower and upgrade my OS drive to SSD. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'll probably be there, not 100% sure though. Ask Jo, she will probably be there too, and since you've been sucking up to her.... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Didn't realize I had a cat?!? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What do you do with your gear at a boogie?
theonlyski replied to jrmrangers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
OK if you were at Eloy, Holiday Boogie i was going to offer my car to lock your gear. there's loads of folks on here from Fla, ask someone to help you out. Sadly cars aren't even safe. Last invasion at Sebastian, someone had their car broken into and a bunch of gear got jacked. Let me catch some motherfucker doing that... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message