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Everything posted by theonlyski
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That's because those of us who were there, saw it and had plenty of jokes that would likley not be funny here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Stupid noob questions about jump planes
theonlyski replied to FL_new_jumper's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Do you mean "banked left"? It seems like a right bank would have a passenger looking up at the sky, as the door would rotate away from the earth, rather than towards it. Depends how far right he took it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
So many things to do when a simple host file will do them all for you and work across all the browsers. Hell, I don't even see ads on my iPhone anymore! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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This has pissed off several of my friends. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Fuckin newbs. Welcome to the sport! You'll make friends, don't worry bout that! Just stay after the beer light comes on and soak up all the knowledge you can, the friends will be there with ya. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I had to take it downwind this weekend, they said land towards, so I did... wasn't about to try to fuck up everyone else patterns so I can land slower. (BTW, I stood it up, suckers!) Took a down winder today in the 172, really didn't notice any problems. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Usually gives the TI something to laugh at though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Pictures? You know... for uhh, "research" purposes and all. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Not to mention camera flying. It is great though to be able to jump all weekend and walk away with some money! (I rig, coach, pack and camera fly, depending on what they need at that moment.) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
She loves me. Even if I tell her to 'shut the fuck up' from my tent at 3 am. I just yelled right back at you! So there were only 2 dz.com winners....and they were Skootz and Deedy. Skootz won the free life coaching session from Melanie Curtis. And Deedy won a necklace from BluSkyz Jewelry. WOOHOO!!! I WON!!!! ((((Doing the i won dance..Doing the I won dance..stirring the butter..stirring the butter....Doing the I won dance....)))) I love winning things.... Now if you'll just tell me when we're going to the tunnel, you can get it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Hey, it turns on... that's asking a LOT from a Gateway I'd probably suggest a Dell Mini, but I am a bit biased towards Dell. (I own an old dell E1505, a new Studio 15", a 2006 MacBook, and a oldish MacMini, so I'm not knocking Macs much, just not a big fan) Dells are great machines, easy to work on, great customer service, they even post their damn service manuals on the web! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Too Dirty Halloween On The Farm, October 28-30
theonlyski replied to skyflychris's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Maybe you should stay awake then. I don't have any pics, I know K-dub had some. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
That's just wrong!!! Yea well.... +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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5 deployments, left with a girlfriend, not a single one of the girls lasted 3 weeks. Just glad I wasn't married to any of them, though I was dumb enough to leave my truck with one. Hell, I found out when one of them changed their status to engaged, and I asked when I had proposed... "Oh, I've been meaning to talk to you". Sorry man, it's the life you lead, not an easy one... sadly it's also a great way to tell when your woman isn't the right one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
You got fucking tickets?!?! Is that better than the Prairie Screw?? Yes, sadly I was unable to use them. Damn cold weather. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
She loves me. Even if I tell her to 'shut the fuck up' from my tent at 3 am. I just yelled right back at you! So there was only one dz.com winner....and that was Skootz. She won the free life coaching session from Melanie Curtis. Deedy is a dz.com winner. So am I. Just edited it to add Deedy. You don't count, you were there and know what you won. BTW...I'm still waiting on my bribe money. It was paid in the form of 70 fucking tickets. I better have won something or I was taking your jeep. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
She loves me. Even if I tell her to 'shut the fuck up' from my tent at 3 am. I just yelled right back at you! So there was only one dz.com winner....and that was Skootz. She won the free life coaching session from Melanie Curtis. Deedy is a dz.com winner. So am I. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
She loves me. Even if I tell her to 'shut the fuck up' from my tent at 3 am. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Charity Raffle at Too Dirty Halloween (The Farm)
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
Probably front row seats to the "Bolas making an ass of himself" spectacle. Dude... Bolas, this year... I sadly called it. He FREAKED EVERYONE OUT! That's an enormous feat for a man that is known for walking around in a thong... I still believe he should've won the costume contest, hands down. BTW, I won every prize, suckers! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
He was like that before I met him. Just for the record, I drink wine on most nights. So, alcoholism runs in the household? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Wow, you're driving him to drinking every night? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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There is NOTHING wrong with sex on TV!!
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Flat screen or big tube? Big tube...or so I've been told. Goats are talking to you now? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Leashing/safety tie on small format cameras
theonlyski replied to DSE's topic in Photography and Video
But... but... but... What about the awesome footage I could save by having it securely tied to my canopy whenever we find it (with my helmet so I don't have to buy another one)? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Most snag-free go-pro or contour mount?
theonlyski replied to aeroflyer's topic in Photography and Video
The term 'snag free' is a tough one to define, as almost any mount on the market can get snagged somehow. IMO the trick is reducing the snag points and putting them in the places less likely to be snagged. Also, how are you going to attach it? Nylon screws are better... what about a helmet cutaway? Talk to your local camera guys, they'll show you all kinds of things that could possibly scare the crap out of you when you see how dangerous some are. I cringe when I see camera fliers that don't stow their brake lines... 10" of line just floating around on each side of your helmet, waiting to snag something. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
+1, the tunnel walls are hard, and they don't move. (don't ask how I know this ) I know some tunnels have rules as to casts and physical limitations, so talk to them, IF you decide to risk it. IMO, I wouldn't push it. wait a little now, or wait a lot overall because you rushed it. If you set yourself back, you're just going to kick yourself (with the good leg) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message