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  1. But, now that I am leaving town for a couple of days, I'm thinking there is going to be some retaliation... _______________________________ That could be scarey! Chuck
  2. _________________________________ NICE mullets! Bwa hahahahahaha! Seriously, I thought the Afro was kinda cool. Mullets, still suck! Shaved heads on Black men look good. On others... not so good. JMO Chuck
  3. ________________________________ We'll have to wait and see on that one. The All - Star game, was fun to watch. It don't mean much but, it is a chance, for the fans to see their favorite players together for one night. Chuck
  4. _________________________________ That's hilarious!!! I think, you've out-done yourself with that one! Chuck
  5. That's great! Why not? Look at all the 'business' that is done on golf courses. Why not skydiving? Chuck
  6. Well, Natl. League, tried. Maybe next year. They haven't won it since 1996. Chuck
  7. It's on it's way to you. Chuck
  8. __________________________________ I would have to agree with you! Ralph called me one time, in regard to one of our jumpers wanting to purchase a high performance eliptical. Ralph wanted my opinion as to whether or not, the jumper was 'ready' for such a parachute. From that, I could not say he is 'indiscriminate' in regard to what he sells and to whom. Chuck
  9. _______________________________ She probably got scared-off. Chuck Me?! I ain't skeert! I ain't skeert a no one and nuthin'!! I just got busy at (gasp!) work. ____________________________________ That's the Rebecca we all know and love! Chuck
  10. I'd return the money by mail with a note saying "Thanks anyhow." sign your name and fahgetaboudit. If, you keep the money, she's got one on you. Keep the slate clean. Chuck
  11. _______________________________ She probably got scared-off. Chuck
  12. __________________________________ Yeah, o.k. They just can't handle a 'real' competitor! Chuck
  13. good luck aggie _____________________________________ FLUFFER! Could we please get a FLUFFER over here! Gawd! Chuck
  14. Out of context this could be a line from a porn-star training class. ____________________________- Bwa hahahahahaha... After re-reading it, I see your point. Good luck to ya'! Chuck
  15. __________________________________ As you're finding out. These things take time. You'll be fine. You'll get the position! Loosen-up a bit. Chuck
  16. Be prepared. We had a guy buy a neon green jumpsuit a few years ago, and he was quickly nicknamed "Luminous". Some people now don't know him by any other name. Then there was the guy who bought a purple jumpsuit, and became known as "Barney", like the children's dinosaur. Be very prepared. _________________________________________ Several years ago, we had one of our jumpers come to the DZ with his brand, spankin' new rig. That thing was the butt-ugliest thing I ever saw! I asked him if he was the one who chose the colors. He said he told the manufacturer to use every color they had and mix 'em up. Well, they did. His reasoning was; "Nobody'll steal it!" Chuck
  17. _______________________________ I hate people who sue! Chuck
  18. ___________________________ Well, she did come-over and hold my head and see if I was all-right. I had to cut 'her' some slack! Chuck
  19. ______________________________ If, you like it... that's what matters. Chuck
  20. Wouldn't it be more like (_O_)? It is Frenchy after all! Did you use your strap-on on him again? No but I hear Piisfish is hung. Yo! TMI! This thread has gone down into anal seepage jokes fast... /exit _____________________________________ The Rump Ranger... rides again! Chuck
  21. Ya she won the lawsuit and she made some nice cash selling the implants on eBay. That's right, she had the implants taken out and sold them on eBay. _____________________________________ That sounds about right! Chuck
  22. _____________________________________ Behind every successful man is a woman with big boobies! Chuck
  23. Wouldn't it be more like (_O_)? It is Frenchy after all! ________________________________ Good lord! The poor man must have to wear a Depends! Chuck
  24. ____________________________________ Aw shucks, I knew that! Us guys, gotta stick together.
  25. Come sit on my lap Becca, and I'll explain the ins and outs of baseball. I might even show you my bat and hit a homerun. OMG! Funny Slappie! You? Hit a homerun? bwahahaha!! ______________________________ Dayum, girl! That was way below the belt! Chuck