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  1. _______________________________ Or absynthe! Chuck
  2. I don't have a penis. Just balls of steel. GFD has balls??? OMG!! __________________________________ ...and ...and ...they're STEEL! Holy CRAP! Chuck
  3. involuntary squirts down the peehole? ____________________________ I think... I'm gonna be sick! Chuck
  4. _______________________________________ I've seen enough of it, in real life and yeah, it bugs the hell outa me. It's not right and it's not fair. Sometimes, I've found life just ain't fair. I don't know what I can do about it. The world leaders, are supposed to have those answers. I think, it gets into the control of wealth and power and that's too bad. Chuck
  5. Whats wrong with the boarder control? they let this dude get all the way to chicago ______________________________________________ In 1970, we had about 880 Border Patrol Agents and did better than the 1200+ we have now! Chuck
  6. __________________________________________ Thank you M'am! I think I should have typed; "Yeah! They'll know... all the wrong answers!" Did I do good? Chuck
  7. __________________________________________ Yeah! they'll know! Chuck
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    Phonetics

    _________________________________ Wow! I'm not really versed in Chinese. I just made a w.a.g. at it. Chuck
  9. Mexico, needs to do something about it's Northern States, instead of ignoring them and the inhabitants. It seems as though, they leave that to the United States. JMO I can see this going to SC! Chuck
  10. masterrig

    Phonetics

    ___________________________________ Ee-yin Ven... ? Chuck
  11. FREE HAT??? Those babies can be lethal when they travel in packs. ________________________________ hat... is everything! Chuck
  12. ________________________________________ You are referring ONLY, to the hurricanes???? Chuck Of course! That's what I was referring to, or I'd have been banned from DZ.com by now... Just to be sure, in NO WAY was I referring to ANY female DZ.commer as a bitch. And if I did, I did it in a loving way. _________________________________ Got that settled! Easy, huh? Chuck
  13. _________________________________ 'nuff said! Chuck Damn bitches.... ________________________________________ You are referring ONLY, to the hurricanes???? Chuck Chuck
  14. Not to mention they're all female... _________________________________ 'nuff said! Chuck
  15. Well now you know how poor widdle Eric Foreman feels! ______________________________________ There's gonna be a bunch of us out here who will know how 'widdle Eric Foreman feels!' Chuck
  16. There used to be an old joke, about the Astros, that a Houston sports reporter told me, years ago. What do Michael Jackson and the Astros, have in common? For no apparrent reason, they both wear a glove! They can't say that any more! Chuck
  17. OMG!!! That's so funny! And I'm so busted! I'm on a conference call, my phone isn't muted, I opened that up and laughed out loud... while the medical director of the company was bitching at everyone!! shit! _________________________________________ I thought, you'd like that! Tell the medical director... "Laughter is the best medicine!" Chuck i played it off and pretended to cough! thanks for the laugh! ____________________________________ You're welcome! Any time, I can help!
  18. ________________________________________ That, is definately... dumb-ass material! Chuck
  19. OMG!!! That's so funny! And I'm so busted! I'm on a conference call, my phone isn't muted, I opened that up and laughed out loud... while the medical director of the company was bitching at everyone!! shit! _________________________________________ I thought, you'd like that! Tell the medical director... "Laughter is the best medicine!" Chuck
  20. ________________________________________ Was that a game, or what? I think, the 'stros are fired-up, now! Chuck
  21. ________________________________________ Aw, I don't think so. There were some other calls in that series worse than that one. We'll never know. We can imagine all sorts of results but, it could've been the other way 'round. Yeah, the additives in the hot-dogs got to him! That's the ticket! Chuck
  22. _________________________________________ That 'missed tag', was un-believable! The ump was right there and made the wrong call! Hell, the folks in the nose-bleed section saw that one! Dayum! I was amazed, that the Cards didn't go absolutely nuts! Then again, it was early and the Cards are a class-act. Helluva game! Chuck So when does the series start? I missed the announcement. ___________________________________ This Saturday! Be there or be square! Chuck
  23. ____________________________________ Can you believe it? Well, were the dreams 'sweet'?
  24. _________________________________________ That 'missed tag', was un-believable! The ump was right there and made the wrong call! Hell, the folks in the nose-bleed section saw that one! Dayum! I was amazed, that the Cards didn't go absolutely nuts! Then again, it was early and the Cards are a class-act. Helluva game! Chuck