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  1. _________________________________ I always got a kick out of crowds at demos. Everyone has landed safely and those doing the demo remove their helmets and you hear this over-whelming sound of surprise from the crowd... "One of 'em is a GIRL!" ...and the problem is? Chuck
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    But are you a *big* *Tool* fan? Size doesn't matter silly! __________________________________ That, reminds me of a recent country song: 'Girls Lie Too!' Chuck Couldn't hold a straight face anymore.
  3. ______________________________________ Ahhh! Must be raining where you are? Unfortunately. ________________________________________ Well, I hope it takes the week-end off and it gets sunny! Chuck
  4. are there a lot of fake skydivers??? should USPA know about this? ______________________________________ Where do you jump? How many jumps do you have? How long have you, been in the sport? Do you have your own gear? If so, what do you have? Did you go through AFF? Did you do a tandem? Did you do static-line? Do you have hemorroids? Acne? Psorisis? Bleeding gums? Night sweats? Bleeding ulcers? Leporasy? Chuck
  5. *** Ya never wanna open one in the house...you'll go straight through the ROOF! ___________________________________ Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha ... love it! Chuck
  6. of course, we all have..... but which one do you hear usually hear first? I've heard them all too, but my first post in this thread is the one I usually hear first... Oops, did I say "hear"? __________________________________________ What if, your first chute doesn't open? "I'd pull the reserve handle!" What if that one doesn't open? "Put my head between my knees and kiss my ass good-bye"! Chuck
  7. ______________________________________ Ahhh! Must be raining where you are? Chuck
  8. Same reason you would click on the NSFW pictures! The excitment of getting caught....well actually, just the excitment! What if you work in porn? ____________________________________ Sit back and 'grade' it??? Chuck
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    The one that coats is the only one you need. _________________________________ Right-on! Chuck
  10. __________________________________ Kelly's cute and all but, I've always had a thing for Adrienne Barbeau! or that chick on 'Dog Eat Dog'!!! Chuck
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    _________________________________ Uh... didn't he like, die ror something? Or was that Milli? I always got them mixed-up. Chuck One of them did die of suicide. They blamed it on the rain... ___________________________________________ I'll bet, neither one of them ever had laryngitis! Chuck
  12. ____________________________________ Hell yeah! That Frenchy... he's a sly one! Chuck
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    ___________________________ Heh... heh... heh-heh... he said 'tool'! Chuck
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    _________________________________ Uh... didn't he like, die ror something? Or was that Milli? I always got them mixed-up. Chuck
  15. __________________________________________ It's a sammich! Slice it straight from top crust to bottom crust or diagonal... it's a sammich. Getcha some 'tater chips and a cold-beer... Chuck
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    That's funny! Chuck
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    ______________________________________ Yep! They got him all-right... hook, line and sinker! I recall, back in the late 50's, I had an uncle, who was in his early 20's, was reading L. Ron's book. I remember asking him what it was about. He just looked at me, his face was pale and he just said; "This, is scarey!" I don't think, he finished that book. I guess, some folks need that kind of thing. Chuck
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    ___________________________________ Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha! Very well said! I heard a rumor that his baby, if, it's a boy, he wants to name it L.Ron Hubbard Cruse! Chuck
  20. ____________________________________ Taking care of people sneaking across our border should not be our problem! If, their native nation would do that... we wouldn't have the problem. If, they would like to go through the proper processes of entering this country... maybe. Chuck
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    scienTOMogy

    Scientology, should divest themselves of Mr. Cruise. He's 'certifiable'! I see nothing wrong with the satarization of someone. As long as it's not me! For Tommy boy, let the games begin! Chuck
  22. ____________________________________ Damned good point! I really didn't want to get into it, too deep and make this place look like SC. I think, there's some religous beliefs involved and about birth control. They don't believe in it. In the end, we pay a big chunk of the cost. Chuck
  23. I don't have a penis. Just balls of steel. GFD has balls??? OMG!! __________________________________ ...and ...and ...they're STEEL! Holy CRAP! Chuck Oh wait... they must be Ben Wa balls... _______________________________________ Bwa-hahahahaha Chuck
  24. I don't have a penis. Just balls of steel. GFD has balls??? OMG!! __________________________________ ...and ...and ...they're STEEL! Holy CRAP! Chuck Oh wait... they must be Ben Wa balls... ______________________________________ Hey! It's O.K., folks! GFD is a professional! Whew! Chuck