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Ways to piss off a man ... let me count thee ways
masterrig replied to lisamariewillbe's topic in The Bonfire
Reminds me of a little story... An ol' boy was sittin' in his recliner watchin' T.V. His wife enters the room and asks;"Do you love me?" No answer from the ol' boy. Wife, again only louder: "Do you love me?" No response! The wife goes over to the T.V. and shuts it off and looks her hubby right in the eye and asks him; "Do you love me?" Frustrated, the ol'boy responds; "Look, on the day we got married, I told you I love you. That was 10 yrs. ago. If, I change my mind, I'll tell you!" and turns the T.V. back on. Chuck -
Or that it's not a financial advice site (not that those may be any better). In other news, STILL raining in Seattle. Do I smell a record? Fortunately, I'm migrating south this weekend. ______________________________________ I heard our local weather guy say this morning, we have a 'slight' chance of rain on Sunday! This is West Texas! 'Slight', means... none! 40% chance or better... I get excited! Less than that... forget it. Chuck
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______________________________________ Bwa-hahahaha... Excellent point! Chuck
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Reserve Rapide Links: part of Container or Reserve?
masterrig replied to Remster's topic in Gear and Rigging
like trying to organize a bowl of spaghetti.... ________________________________________ When I first started working on my Senior ticket, my instructor would hand me a round to I&R. When I got to stowing the lines in the pack-tray that was whet he said; "Now, make me a bowl of spagetti!" Chuck -
Aw, hell... where do I start? Lemme see... I try to avoid saying anything that might piss someone off. In your case... I'll make the exception. Besides, there are very damned few threads in the BF that 'don't' get hi-jacked. Why, should yours be an exception? Now, go away... you bother me! Chuck
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__________________________________________ Back when, 20" bikes were all the rage among kids, I recall seeing them but, only in 20". They may still sell them at bike shops or they may be able to order them. They were a 'bitch' to install but, they did work fairly well. Just that, you had to periodically pull thorns, nails and the like out of them. Chuck
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Greg's going to be very surprised to learn about his dopplegangers. ________________________________________ Maybe, he needs to see a doctor! Chuck
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I grew-up, liking them but, have gotten away from them in may 'adult' years. They're really good with a cheese sauce. Chuck
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I was always told; 'You reap what you sow!' This is 'Bonfire' it's expected! Pobre cito/a! Chuck
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I'm not trying to sabotage your thread but, did you win that gurning contest? (see Funks avatar) Chuck
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I prefer Men are from Mars and Women Want Our Penis better. __________________________________________ Just not necessarily yours! Chuck
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_________________________________________ Forget her birthday and remember her age! Forget your anniversary! Leave your socks and underwear laying on the floor. It's the 'little things' that count. Chuck
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That's pretty cool! All the best to you. Stock-up now, on stay-awake pills. Chuck
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Reserve Rapide Links: part of Container or Reserve?
masterrig replied to Remster's topic in Gear and Rigging
________________________________________ No, the rapide links, stay with the parachute. That applies to both main and reserve. Risers, main D-bag, pilotchute and bridle as well as free-bag, bridle-pilotchute stay with the container. I had a guy ask me one time if, the slider stayed with the parachute he was selling! Chuck -
Naaaa. Id still love em anyway.. They are soft and smell nice. Oh.. and they have Boobies too!! _________________________________ Those are... fun distractions! Chuck
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I'm beginning to believe the ol' boy that told me; "If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on them!" Chuck
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One thing I finally figured out.. Sometimes Women just want to be Upset or Angry. They do not want you to help them feel better or the problem solved. They just want to feel Upset for a while. Any attempts to solve the problem will only make things worse. This is one area where Men and women are VERY different generally. For a Men.. If there is a Problem.. We want to Find a Solution. Fix the problem. For Women.. Sometimes they just want to just be upset about a Problem for a while before trying to solve it and sometimes they dont even want it solved. During these times.. Men should just sit there and Shut up. Just a General observation (And not true of ALL women or Men) ________________________________________ If, I sit there and just shut-up, I'm told I don't 'care'! Chuck
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________________________________________ Obviously! You just can win, with a woman! They've got all the angles and they never quit reminding men of the fact. Chuck
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___________________________________________ Yeah! Police calls increase drastically, too! Chuck
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Oh please. It's easy to avoid pissing the ladies off and I can't think of any reason to want to piss them off. Walt How about them being pissed off about something stupid and you try to help them through it, and they get pissed off even more... Been there, done that! Walt _______________________________________ Yeah! No matter what you say, it's still, the wrong thing! (Been there... done that, too!) Chuck
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That would be rodeo sex! ______________________________________ Exactamundo! Chuck
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Making love with one and call her by another girls name! Hangin' on for 8-seconds, is the trick! Chuck
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We've got plenty and would be glad to share, since we've got floods out the wazoo. Oh, and just to keep j0nes happy, I have an ING Direct Orange account and could send a referral that gets an extra $25 put into your account (and I get a kickback too). ___________________________________________ That would be nice! We've got a helluva drought goin' here. Most of Texas is like a tinder box. Grass fires all over. Forgive me if, I don't show concern for the bank interest rate at this time. Chuck
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__________________________________________ We've had clear, sunny skies. Highs in the low 70's, here in West Texas. windy as hell, though. We need rain, something terrible. It's like a tinder-box. Chuck
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So! That's where they come from. Hmmmm Chuck