masterrig

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  1. I'd do like you and find another wife!!!! Walt ____________________________________ Funny, you should mention that! Third time is a charm!!! Chuck
  2. I wanna know how she got you involved in folding sheets!!! Walt ________________________________________ It was either that or no pussy! What would you do? Chuck
  3. ________________________________________ That's the spirit! Chuck
  4. I'm amazed that Funks didn't post this! Chuck
  5. _______________________________________ My second-ex, used to fold them and involved me! Whaddya' need to know? Chuck
  6. ____________________________________ That's great! I'm not organized but... I could use the funds! The best of luck to you on the new job! Chuck
  7. _______________________________________ Good lookin' boots! Now, you're talkin'! (Big thanks to Mike!) Chuck
  8. Uh... by the way... nice boots!
  9. __________________________________ Thanks, Man! I'll do it! Chuck
  10. ___________________________________________ No... and I don't want to, either! Chuck
  11. _________________________________ Yes, M'am! Chuck
  12. ________________________________- I read that and about fell of my chair, laughing! That's funny! Chuck
  13. They got her junk in there? How, does she fit into Rock n' Roll??????? She's about as much a 'rocker' as Tiny Tim! Chuck
  14. ______________________________________ You gals and your 'bling'... sheesh! Chuck
  15. _______________________________________ A big ol' 3-cornered ruler, that's what! Chuck
  16. You could check-out the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame! Chuck
  17. _____________________________ Weeell, O.K. Seein' as how it's you, we'll let it drop. Try to be more careful or the Greenies will whack your pee-pee! Chuck
  18. Well if it's *that* bad, maybe not. Oh, who am I trying to kid--shit yes I wanna know what's in it! Walt _______________________________________ Yeah! I wanna know too! Slappie's up to something and knowing him... Chuck
  19. ____________________________________ You don't have to but, it could help at some DZ's! Chuck
  20. _____________________________________ Have you ever gone back in your logbooks and re-read some of the things you wrote in regard to your 'early' jumps? Were they like novellas? As you progressed in jump numbers your loggings were like: '4-way', '20-way', 'F-F''... something like that? Chuck
  21. Nope!!! Well, there was this one time, involving a vaccuum cleaner... Chuck
  22. ______________________________________ I told that joke to a buddy of mine, who was also my instructor for my Senior ticket. He, laughed his butt-off. His wife, sat there straight-faced and gave me an ugly look. She's a big-wig with Texas DOT! I've noticed that in a lot of other states, where the DOT trucks are orange. Chuck
  23. That, my dear, was why I used the sarcastic remark about starting over. It will undoubtedly take so long to finish what they started, that they'll have to start all over again and repair what's broken in the meantime. So, no, technically, they'll never finish. ______________________________________ That's called 'Job Security'! Hey! You know what's white and sleeps five? A Texas DOT truck! Chuck
  24. What happened to the 'Your nuts on your chin' choice? Chuck
  25. I'm thinking 2, maybe 3 hours at the most! Walt _________________________________ I was gonna say that! O.K. I'll give him 4 - 5 hrs.! Damn, Walt! Chuck