LOSTandCRAZY

All the guys at work keep asking me: "What if your chute doesn't deploy"? The answer? "You know, I never REALLY thought about it....." That usually gets the eyes big! "Get these balls!"

YOUR new fortune? LOL Give it to the kids man. Split it between them. You can really sleep at night? "Get these balls!"

Yeah, my bad, homie. It's all good. We're all skydivers at the end of the day. "Get these balls!"

Because I don't agree with you, and you're the moderator? Lol. Finally someone whom can outlast your mighty intellect is a threat? GO ME!!!!!! "Get these balls!"

No one was calling Jakee a moron, read the post. "Get these balls!"

Much like the Dictionary never being used to describe words in legal terms. So then, your point is??? And you further eluded my point by not responding to my POINT REPLY: In the popular vote, it was more of a majority than either Bush claimed. "But wait!!!! Bush didn't WIN the popular vote, so why are you even bringing that up? Al GORE won the popular vote, moron............. " Dipshits abound! "Get these balls!"

In the popular vote, it was more of a majority than either Bush claimed. But wait!!!! Bush didn't WIN the popular vote, so why are you even bringing that up? Al GORE won the popular vote, moron............. And yes, in the electoral college, it was a landslide. Are you kidding me? And no, I'm not a proponent of the electoral college. I'm a Libertarian, but in the choice between a guy who spent too many years (and was BROKEN) in an enemy prison camp, meaning that he'll do WHATEVER he is told, running with a chick that can't SPELL the town that she is from, and swears that she keeps an "eye" on Russia, and Barack Obama with Joe Biden? Are you kidding me???? "Get these balls!"

I would tell the Pharmacist to do the job he was HIRED for, and to leave his politics at home, or be FIRED. FILL PRESCRIPTIONS. He's not much of a Pharmacist, if he doesn't do his JOB, then, is he? Just like the rest of the issues we grown-ups have to deal with on a daily basis. If he can't do his job, he doesn't need to be doing that type of work? If he CHOOSES to be a pharmacist, then he CHOOSES to fill my frikkin' prescription. If he wants to get all socialistic, then maybe he should seek work inside clergy, until then, do your JOB, or be FIRED like the rest of us. FORCED to fill prescriptions? What, the bad ol' Gub'ment has a gun to your head? If you can't fill a prescription, you are either: A) One of Sarah Palin's kids B) CHOOSING Not to, therefore leading to: C) Find a new career, because you CAN"T PERFORM YOUR DUTY due to your political opinions. Worked for me!!!!! "Get these balls!"

I can prove ONE side of the debate: LANDSLIDE victory for Obama. Now, I'm neither side in THIS debate, but I can say one thing..... TWO BOOBS are definately better than none, but don't expect ANYONE TO VOTE FOR A BOOB! And Sarah Palin has two, and positively IS one. I support IQ tests for people that run for elective positions, simply because they call themselves "LEADERS" instead of "PUBLIC SERVANTS". Stupid people need to be led, that's why church was invented. Stay there, let the REST of us LEAD. And public servants are that, there to do whatever-in-the-hell WE THE PEOPLE tell them to do, not the oppsoite. I don't need a leader, do you? And, WHY? "Get these balls!"

What is my side? I'm not a Democrat! "Get these balls!"

My point in this: SARAH PALIN IS HOT!!!!!! I would DEFINATELY do her ALL NIGHT LONG! Now, for the bottom-of-the-TV-screen-like warnings about that activity: (Use protection, only 50% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded, better odds than what comes out of her mouth!!!!!) "Get these balls!"

What I find as REALLY funny, in the whole thing, is that Republicans "hate" Government, that's their WHOLE platform. Yeah, they hate Government until it's time craft laws to tell a woman how she can treat her body, until it's time to decide that the Government must force schools to teach fairy-tale "creationism" as science, and Republicans HATE Government until they want laws banning gay marriage. Not to mention the fact of bailing out a bunch of their college pals with taxpayer dollars concerning one of the largest financial rape and pillaging of the average consumers in HISTORY. But discuss that with one, and LO AND BEHOLD!!!! YOU ARE UNAMERICAN! (I've shit TURDS with more brain cells than most of these assholes. Beer tends to do that.) I hope the Republicans run Sarah Failin' as their candidate in 2012 (even though I'm Libertarian). That will just secure Barack's place for another 4 years. Now, to ruin every point I just made with a comedic manism: SARAH PALIN IS DEFINATLEY HOT. I would POSITIVELY do her, all night long. (however, I would use protection, because we know that her mouth is not the ONLY place retarded things eject from this woman..... half of what came from the vajayjay is, too. And I DON'T want any DUMB kids saying "DADDY" to me.....) WOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "Get these balls!"

Holy CRAP! BikerBabe is my NEW HERO!!!!!! skybytch is running a close second........ Well stated. "Get these balls!"

ANY ORGANIZATION that's a political organization, PAY YOUR TAXES. Unions included. My business pays taxes, the employees pay taxes, and then, I pay taxes on top of THAT on my earnings. So should it be for all. Churches earn a LOT of money, otherwise, my minister would not have been able to afford that $150,000.00 motorhome. Shit, I CAN'T afford a $150K motorhome..... "Get these balls!"

So now you're a socialist? Giving to the poor? Helping people? Helping the sick, and people who can't afford healthcare? Helping old people with Social Security? Wow, how NOT REPUBLICAN. Sounds like "Spread the wealth" to me! GOBAMA! "Get these balls!"

Nah, that's not redneck. If you had burned down the trailer park, using food stamps to light the fire with AFTERWARD? Yeah, that'd probably be a little redneck. "Get these balls!"

Even if he does NOTHING, it can't be any worse than the last 8 years..... Vote Libertarian! "Get these balls!"

Who's business is it who marries whom? If two dudes or chicks want to get married? I DON'T CARE. GET MARRIED. It really doesn't affect my life at all! Bone whomever you like! It's a free country (or IS IT???) The rest of you? GET A FREAKING LIFE, and quit trying to CONTROL everyone, you communists! Just because most of us choose to bone members of the opposite sex, doesn't mean that others can't bone whomever they want. The last time I checked, homosexuals and lesbians PAY TAXES in this country, thus giving them their rights to enjoy the benefits of living in this fine country, marriage TAX RELIEF being one of them. These are, after all, consenting adults, whom control their own destiny, and PAY TAXES. So they don't get to decide how to live their lives? Are you kidding me? Churches DON'T pay taxes, but get to tell their parishoners how to vote? Please..... Tax the churches if they have the RIGHT to a political voice. I'd vote for THAT. Billions of untaxed dollars flow in and out of them, and not one cent paid..... Want to reduce the national debt? TAX CHURCHES. It appears that they DO have the right to a political voice, while not being held responsible for the ONE THING that makes the rest of us Americans: PAYING TAXES. "Get these balls!"

Still, not even compared to THAT guy, does Sarah Palin appear to have one single brain cell...... "Get these balls!"

Drink a LOT OF BEER. Maybe she'll be more tolerable, and with the beer goggles, may even become a touch hotter. REALLY like the comment about the arm, CLASSIC! "Get these balls!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 'Nuff said "Get these balls!"

I prefer no politicians at all, and prevalent anarchy. ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT. Otherwise, they wouldn't have POWER. And Patriot? Yeah, he gpt shot down by a patriot, missle that is, probably sold to the Vietchucks by a US weapons manufacturer. I need to be a weapon of mass destruction, that way, no one would EVER be able to find me! It's all about money, greed, and the willingness to whore-out all of us for a quick buck. VOTE LIBERTARIAN. And do whatever you like. "Get these balls!"

Man, there are some REALLY ugly women out there.......... Glad I'm married! (At least I know she's a woman..........) "Get these balls!"

I got 9/16, but I picked all of the GUYS right. I prefer to be on the BUSINESS side of the penis, so I'm happy enough with that..... The other chicks were just UGLY. Besides, I like to play it safe when it comes to "penis parking". And if they LOOK like guys? Janet Reno can HAVE them! "Get these balls!"

Fuck Her! Go O.J. On her ass! Turtle is being a bit extreme. Although, a good anal pounding does usually staighten them out. You have to be agressive in a marriage. Cave-man rules. Yeah, fuck going OJ, go "Ron Jeremy" on her ass(literally?) "Get these balls!"