LOSTandCRAZY

Google him, he's a decent dude. "Get these balls!"

She's hot, I'd do her. If her mouth was taped-shut..... "Get these balls!"

Did I miss something???? "Get these balls!"

And, murder is murder, period. Self defense is one thing, I WHOLLY COMPLY with aggression in that form. Pre-emptive strike?????? MURDER. I could say that my ex-wife was planning to kill me, and kill HER first, but that would STILL be murder. Call it what you want, we need to get the F*** out of Iraq. I'm sick of seeing my brothers getting blown up for a government that WON'T EVEN HELP THEM RECOVER from wounds they proudly, PROUDLY recieved, in a war that was COMPLETLEY unjustified to begin with. I have a new name for this fiasco!!! DESERT NAM. Blame the intelligence reports, blame Bush, blame GOD and ALLAH BOTH for all I give a shit... These are AMERICAN SONS AND DAUGHTERS over there, dying, for what??? It's simple bullshit, and must stop. Would you send your kid over there? Then wrap their dead body up in a flag and say "Oh, wait, they died for their country...."? The country will STILL BE HERE, your kid? Maybe not. It's a shame that which WE value as a country, it REALLY is. Most of you would rather have died, or have a dead child, than peace on earth. And most of you call yourselves "Christians".... every sodier prays for peace, while preparing for war. Unfortunately, politicians start a war, (becuase it greases the wheels of the economy) and asks you, the American Citizen, to pray for peace....... WOW. What a fucked-up world we live in. "Get these balls!"

"during the trial for the 1993 bombing, the prosecutors mocked the bombers as incompetent idiots. Did we get our comeuppance in the 2nd attack? Wouldn't be the first time in history, full of many examples of victories by the smaller party. Or are you part of the Bush did it conspiracy nuts?" Um, you have not read the FACTS of the matter. You've been watching WAAAAAAAAAAY too much Fox News. And I don't argue with people that can't approach me with facts, it's useless. Go read something. I don't care if it's an Archie Comic. You could then possibly approach me with an enlightened attitude. "Get these balls!"

Meth labs operate in Mexico, which, I guess is a FORM of terrorism, but look what happens whe n a bunch of meth heads try to do ANYTHING. The Mexicans hate anything that's NOT Catholic, so we'll let the Mexicans handle those idiots abroad. Mexicans don't hate us, hell, they all try to COME here! All of the 9-11 terrorists came in through Canada. Build the frikkin' wall THERE. (Wrong BORDER, assholes! ) There are a lot of bad people out there. We should know, we created them over the last 8 years..... "Get these balls!"

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! There are terrorist groups that funded Eric Rudolph here in the US, but they were CHRISTIAN, and NOT ISLAMIC. How quickly we forget that we have Christian radicals here in the US, as well..... That's called "DOMESTIC TERRORISM", a subject you may not be equipped to deal with. So save that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit Buddha with a wiffle-ball bat. Send YOUR people to fight religious wars, recruit directly from CHURCH, and leave the rest of us out of it. And our tax dollars, too. "Get these balls!"

OBL is an excuse, he never orchestrated anything that could even resemble a sychronized brain fart. He DID praise the attacks, but he's WAAAAAY to stupid to have planned anything resembling a coordinated attack of that magnitude. He can't even change his own towel...... And towelie says: "Don't forget to bring a TOWEL!!!!" "Get these balls!"

In WWII, we were attacked as a country, because of our invovements on other fronts, NOT because of a business deal gone sour.... And Iraq NEVER had anything at all to do with 9-11, those were all trained Saudi Soldiers, not a bunch of terrorists. Get the facts straight. There WERE NO IRAQUIS INVOLVED IN THE 9-11 ATTACKS, not a ONE. I PROUDLY served under Bush Sr. That's George H.W. Bush. The guy that KNEW how to fight war in 90 days, and it wasn't the result of a bad business deal, either, it was merely a humanitarian action. Everyone can say that then, "we didn't finish the job", when actually, we did, we had clear objectives, and a point "A" to point "Z" plan to accomplish, and executed the plan, achieving ALL OBJECTIVES in 90 days. Jr? Not so much. I feel Sr's pain in all of this, I really do.... "Get these balls!"

So, Bush can entertain the Taliban at the Governor's Mansion in Texas, AND GIVE THEM 43 MILLION DOLLARS in 2001, but we have to kill Al-Qaeda wherever they are? That's what happens when you're the low bidder! http://www.drudge.com/archive/110014/bush-gave-taliban-43-million-may "The invasion of Afghanistan was threatened in July of 2001 for October if the Taliban wouldn't recuse their oil pipeline deal with Bristas and sign with a US-preferred, UNOCAL consortium instead. Why do you think the Cheney energy meetings remain secret? Both Iraq and Afghanistan were central to the planning done behind closed doors. Why do you think Musharaff reported in his own biography that the US offered to blow Pakistan "back to the stone ages" if it didn't comply with our wishes regarding Afghanistan? All this information is just a click away if you want to find it, but it isn't new or revelatory whatsoever. Its simply what it always has been." NEVER LET YOUR KIDS VOLUNTEER TO DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY. Because it won't BE for this country, it will be for someone's wallet. And if you don't believe it? I'll chalk it up to natural selection! Send 'em on in!!!! "Get these balls!"

It also addresses interracial marriage, I guess that's why most Christians fail to READ that particular portion of the Bible, being all white and above everyone else, and all: "I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. " Seems to me, you pick and choose what you WANT to read, while ignoring everything else that's in the book. READ THE WHOLE STORY. (But don't watch the Passion, that movie SUCKED. BIG time.) "Get these balls!"

Why does no one ever quote the song of Solomon from the Bible, you know, where Solomon sings about tits and beer? (Well, WINE, actually): "Song of Solomon Chapter 1 The song of songs, which is Solomon's. Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee. Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. " Oh, I SEE! THere was a BLACK MAN IN THE BIBLE!!!! GOD FORBID!!! "Get these balls!"

Out of wedlock???? Uh oh. There's gonna be a book-burning in front of your house! "Get these balls!"

He wasn't at MY wedding. And I married a chick!!! He also forgot to leave a gift, sign the attendees list, and was too cheap to sign up for my wife's bridal registry. I know he had the money for it, because most parishoners tithe 10%, right? (There WAS a beer truck there, though. Maybe God was driving it.)

From the Navy to the Corps, happy birthday, brother! I would bet that I'd be the drunkest sailor, but that's a moral imperative...... and a statement of the obvious! "Get these balls!"

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Problems that stem from gay marriages???? A bunch of bible-toting idiots will focus on YOUR life, instead of their own, leaving their kids at home, possibly locked in a closet, while they are out protesting your right to have a child. And the church that told them to do all of this will STILL not have to pay taxes for encouraging their parishoners to hate you, or to kill you, resulting in more terrorist funding to operatives heaven-bent on blowing up the Olympic Park in Atlanta (oh wait, that was for the anti-aborition, cause... Wait until they find out two dudes or chicks got MARRIED!!!!), all the while, just pissing off the rest of us with those stupid TV ads that they fund, and forcing us to listen to how "ungodly" the rest of us are. I, on the other hand, blame ALL of the Teletubbies, not just Tinky-winky. BAD us. We're terrible! (Sigh). I love America. "Get these balls!"

There are some good cops out there, believe it or not. Cops for MONEY, however (like the guy on TV with the mullet????) should all be run over......BY COPS. Shit, if my ex-wife's husband was a cop, I'd at LEAST have someone to sue to get the 12 years of back child support the bitch owes!!! On the BRIGHT side, I doubt my daughter's softball team would have taken 1st place in their division if the ex-bitch was in the picutre. Money can't buy everything, but ol' pops can sure teach you how to hit one out of the park!!!!!! GO COOPIE!!!!! WOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "Get these balls!"

Don't know how old you are, but I went from 165 to 205 in less than two months on "Muscle Milk" and creatine shakes a 8 years ago. My arms went from 11.5" to close to 17" in that timeframe, as well. I was bench pressing the weight close to that of small cars. The bad part? The weight never came off....... and now I have a desk job...... Usually, they recommend the supplements between 60 and 90 minutes AFTER the workout. That's when the muscles are craving nourishment. But beware, all of that milk actually promotes soreness, in the form of lactic acid buildup. Stretch WELL to avoid that, and mix it with cardio. (I run 10 miles per week, when I can.) to keep the blood pumping, and the buildup to a minimum. "Get these balls!"

Is there a tunnel nearby? Maybe you could get some tunnel time in to fix your problems. Worked for me! I did 40 minutes in the tunnel (ParacleteXP in Raeford!! THEY ROCK!!!) in two days, was a little sore, but by the end of the two days, I was doing 4-way formations (SLOPPY formations, but still doing them, nonetheless) with my two instructors and a coach. Learned all of my "recovering from being unstable" prcedures in the tunnel, too, removing that fear, as well. Also, I KNOW I KNOW, I'm a whuffo noob, too, but are you remembering to arch with your hips, and not your back??? Sems to me, a sore back could result from using your back to arch instead of your hips.... I have one jump to go (next Saturday) and I'm done w/ AFF. How are you progressing with your SIM learning? "Get these balls!"

No, I think McCain actually expected to win. As a matter-of-fact, unti 6 months BEFORE the election? I would have voted for him, seriously. Why? Because until that time, he appeared to have a mind of his own. Then, all of a sudden, Tiger-box-boy came back. The one that could be controlled by the "powers that be" by recreating a simple event from his past. Why? BECAUSE he was a POW, and went through all of that trauma. Not in spite of it. That, to me, showed him as weak. The party exploited his trauma to coerce him into being, well, just another talking-head. The CIA does that to people. The ones of us that are STRONG don't respond to that stimulus. John McCain BOWED to it. And it changed him, and his opinions. At that point, I had to go with my beer-gut feelings of thinking that maybe being anti-government is actually being a REAL American. You don't have to love your government to love your COUNTRY. It's all about CARING for the people, not the CONTROL of them. Government officials are supposed to be "public servants" not "dictators", or as Bush describes them: "leaders"... Just because you were a POW doesn't mean you're qualified to run a country. It means you've SERVED, and no one can take that away from the man, but holy Christ....... He couldn't stand up for what he believed in if someone propped him up to do it. Sarah Palin? She'll bend over for anyone. And, as a man, I LIKE women like that. That's just being the devil's advocate, but so do other countries, none of whom have our best interests in mind. They'd like her a LOT, especially when it comes to our national security... Why? She's EASILY exploitable. She'd say or DO anything for money or power, and she's looking for POWER. Which makes her EASILY EXPLOITABLE..... And not a REAL AMERICAN. The goverment, and even major corporations, have "psych ops" (psychological operations) divisions, that sniff out potential threats and determine potential leaders for their respective operations, understandably so, because they hope for the best in their futures. However, these can also be used for purposes of the not-so-good. In other words, can be used for political gain, or even compromising National Security. Which is why we trained professionals never let ANYONE get inside of our heads. For once you become a programmed "Talking Head", you immediately become frightful, and that's what seperates mere MEN from true LEADERS. People of mediocre intelligence fall for that crap, and I'm glad I haven't let it affect me, but I've been trained in that respect, due to the nature of my military service (Level 5, by the way, HOO RAAAH!) and can smell the Ops a mile away. John McCain? Not so much. I expected better of him... He failed us when we needed him the most. "Get these balls!"

HAHAHAHAHAH! WERD! (the "e" was intentional...) I never did GET attorneys.... But then again, I was never ASKING FOR THEM, either...... "Get these balls!"

The WORST THING about a plane crashing with 99 lawyers in it???? That ALL of them didn't take the same flight! "Get these balls!"

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She was STILL more hot in the librarian-wear. Holy CHRIST is that my type of woman: HOT, DUMB, and LIKES GUNS! (Wait, that's Ted Nugent's kinda woman.....) Well, at least she's keeping an eye on "those pesky Russians" for us! Somebody elected that woman Governor of a whole STATE for Jesus' sake.... God save us all. "Get these balls!"