LOSTandCRAZY

Futurus optimus res ut umquam venio ut quispiam in pessimus dies of suum vita. The reciprocal transaltion will be loose, however I typed that one in to a Latin-English translator, and it's close enough: "To be best occurrence when ever to come when anyone upon bad day of its life" I see Councilman up there used the same translator that I did, lol. That should work, it's the best I've seen (my wife is Catholic, well used to be, and agrees, they had to learn Latin, and unless you're 850 years old, no one will know). "Get these balls!"

If you're Army, I can't tell you what to do. Navy or Marines? Easy, run the chit. All the way UP the chain of command, listing all of the complaints, and get some other people in the chain to sign off, as well. Document it all. You know the drill, shit rolls downhill, my friend. "Get these balls!"

Hey man, hit me up in PM with your contact info. My wife used to be a recruiter (now she's a business analyst) for a human resources firm. They do direct placement of techies (like me!) for large firms. I'll also look around to see what we have available in CO, may not be much help, but I'll help any way I can. "Get these balls!"

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Everyone by now knows well my honest feelings about this "state". Here's the latest reason: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28036793 "Texas lambasted over care of mentally disabled Justice Department accuses state of violating patients’ constitutional rights" "DENTON, Texas - For more than a century, thousands of mentally disabled Americans were isolated from society, sometimes for life, by being confined to huge public hospitals. In at least one place, they still are. Investigators found that dozens of patients died in the last year from preventable conditions, and officials declared that the number of injuries was “disturbingly high.” In addition, hundreds of documents reviewed by The Associated Press show that some patients have been neglected, beaten, sexually abused or even killed by caretakers. Inspection reports also describe filthy rooms and unsanitary kitchens. " Go figure. I will never GO to Texas, I will avoid all possibilities of spending one DIME in Texas, and drive around it whenever I can, (unless I have to pee), and refuse to fly if my itenerary includes a connection there. And people wonder "why". Same reason I don't shop at Wal-Mart. Principles. By the way, "Wreaths Across America" Dec. 13th! We're escorting the trucks to Arlington National Cemetary, DC. Respect a vet and place a wreath on the 13th for a fallen soldier. "Get these balls!"

Agreed, Mr. Tavino. See? And people wondered why I have him on my friends list. Plus, Skymama's boobs are bigger. How do I know? I've seen Sarah Palin..... MY boobs are bigger. "Get these balls!"

I'd do ya. Just sayin'. "Get these balls!"

Point well-taken. It's all about some bullshit slogan and whatever propoganda that they will throw atcha!!!!! BELIEVING that crap: "Semper Fi" "An Army of ONE" "Accelerate Your Life" "AIM HIGH" is up to you. I find that it is ALL bullshit. Really hurts my dick, looking at it all from this side. "Get these balls!"

And can you THANK me again, for helping you solve the less-intellectual of all probability-related questions, preferrably, with bigger titties? I REALLY like the fact that my intellect outweighed that of virtually every human on this site, but can you PLEASE remind these people that not all of us are true idiots by posting some BREASTS on here???? I mean, Nicole Kidman has better tits than that, and she doesn't even EAT food...... "Get these balls!"

You know what I find REALLY ironic? All soldiers PRAY for peace, but prepare for war. Police? I can't really find anything to encompass that emotion. Slogan-wise. " To harass, and annnoy?" "You're GUILTY, because "I'm the LAW, BIATCH!"" ??? Um, wait, here's a good one: "The Air Force told me to "AIM HIGH", but I couldn't even do THAT right!" So I'm became a cop! Wait, I have more!!!!! "Get these balls!"

That dude molested TWO, (not one, TWO, and he didn't simply THINK of it, he actually DID it) 8 year olds. Would I shoot him? The answer? OH HELL YEAH. And I bet that he planned it, intended to do it, and DID it. "Get these balls!"

With BRUTE FORCE!!!! SHOOT THAT CARDBOARD CUTOUT!!! SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!! (Especially if it was a Jeff Gordon cardboard cutout).... 911!!! 911!!!! We're all in DANGER!!!! Lol. "Get these balls!"

Agreed. Hang him. "Get these balls!"

Well, there are definately two sides to every story..... however, THESE victims were 8, you asshole. However, that being said: My neighbors' daughter, 16, just got pregnant by an Army guy. In his 20s. Pedophilia? Not so much, that chick is a ho. Period, at 16, you know what you're doing. If you didn't, the US Armed Forces wouldn't allow you to sign a contract. Plus, state law says that, at 16, she's accountable, not him, for what happened. Pedophile? PLEASE............ There's a BIG, HUGE difference here, these girls were 8, for Christ's sake. Hell, I joined the NAVY at 16. Legally, to boot. 8? There's a difference. "Get these balls!"

I'd reply, but some asshole would hijack the thread and SKYMAMA would have to delete it. Great work! "Get these balls!"

Hey, I'm not gonna lie.......... The last time I got laid, my hand was involved. But I'm MARRIED, so that goes witout saying. I'm the one that runs 10 miles per week, watches what I eat and drink, and vacuums the frikkin' house, to boot. Maybe I need to pay child support!!!!! The hand sucks!!!!!!!! (or rather, it doesn't, I'd prefer human lips....) What was I saying again???? "Get these balls!"

Wow, did I ever get edited! Good thing I copied it into another post! "Get these balls!"

Glad I'm not guilty of anything! (Except, maybe, being smarter than most....) And there's no "o" in genius, sorry, just saying. "Get these balls!"

Congrats!!!!! By the way, I have this pain, in my ass.... Oh wait, THAT went away after I got banned for taking sense in the "Speaker's Corner". Nevermind! Have a beer on me! I could never finish anything I started. That gives you the one-up! "Get these balls!"

There's a fine line between GENIUS and INSANITY..... Sometimes I forget which side of it I'm on! "Get these balls!"

That's bullshit! I'M THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY!!!!! Jesus, man, people trying to steal my thunder. Go figure. "Get these balls!"

You're very welcome. If math skills equal titties, I'd be Hugh Heffner. Next time, give me something a little more difficult. (I would have said "harder", but then I would have had to listen to people complain about whether the pun was intended or not!) Numbers are easy. I just wish my wife was so inclined.... "Get these balls!"

/\ | Is probably a hottie. If I weren't married, I'd find out! "Get these balls!"

Coors Light has definately produced some of my best work....... So I can commiserate. "Get these balls!"

I think the beer made your head hurt...... You gotta alternate water/beer/water/beer, dude. "Get these balls!"