LOSTandCRAZY

What worked for me: 1) Find someone who LOOKS like her mother on a good porn site. 2) Tag the photos with her mother's name, upload them to several free porn servers. (they are EVERYWHERE) 3) Submit the sites to "Web Position Gold", with that name in the meta tags. 4) Enjoy!!!! She will turn up first in the "GOOGLE" results within one week. GUARANTEED. Good luck to the target of being relatively employed outside of Burger King after that one. Revenge? Usually justified. That's the difference between "mischeif" and "criminal mischief"? One is fun! (The other involves mailboxes and a baseball bat when I was 16, and is a different story.......) Like my instructors say: BE SAFE, and HAVE FUN!!! "Get these balls!"

Like I have repeatedly stated, over and over again: I will drink a beer with anyone, anytime, anywhere. You are all great. Every one of you. Be tolerant, understanding, and love each other. That's what it's all about. "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. NIV... I CORINTHIANS 13: 4-13" "Get these balls!"

It appeared to me, that you were stating that a criminal has MORE than you. A) You specifically stated "murderer". A murderer isn't getting out of prison, you're not IN prison. A murderer is probably not even going to take advantage of those billed costs, because he's probably too busy getting fucked in the ass. However, you win. If he ain't gettin' out, don't fund his education. B) The ones that are in there for other crimes, AKA, "Scooter Libby", Bush's guy, same deal. Help the Pres do bad things, get fucked in the ass. Take away his cable, and assign a "Bubba" to him, as well (You remember ol' Scooter, right??? I'm sure you do.) Don't EVER let him have a job again, so he can further rip us off, and take away our civil liberties by illegally wiretapping our homes. That's a crime, too. Welfare for his bitch-ass. (But you'll pay for that, as well, but you'd obviously rather he have a job. I'd rather we pay him $600.00 a month NOT to fuck with our privacy.) C) The rest of the ones that MAY have a chance? Give them that chance, otherwise, they will be robbing your trailer again. And D:) You sound like a democrat: You just don't know it yet..... But yet, you probably voted Republican. Some of it. You just need a little more taxpayer-funded education, to hold an "informed" opinion. "Get these balls!"

So then become a low-life asshole. And get better than what you have. If you really have that little, you can't go DOWN the social ladder, in my opinion. Better than you have? Better what? If you hate your life, man, change it. I paid to send you to school, and you STILL can't complete a grammatically correct sentence. Maybe I wasted MY money, too? "Get these balls!"

Hey, wait, I know this lady.................. "Get these balls!"

Easiest way to avoid a ticket??? Don't speed! "Get these balls!"

Yeah, he said it is his, not yours. "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" didn't have an * with a footnote. I personally would prefer that a killer be anally impaled for the rest of his years than to be given the gift of extinction. Picture that, and be satisfied. And you guys are just as bad...... You fear abortion, but favor the death penalty. What's the difference? Without two parents that care about the baby, it will probably just become a victim of the death penalty later on. I'm not a woman, so I can't tell her how to treat her body, to boot. I just wish they would apply that to child support cases, where if a man contested the birth to start with, he can't still be held civilly liable. Protection works both ways, and birth control doesn't always work. If it's truly a woman's choice whether to abort, then it truly needs to be that way. HER CHOICE. You won't see any civil rights attorneys fighting for THAT, though.... I know, I'm evil with that thinking, I'm gonna hear some crap for THAT one. "Get these balls!"

Plus, Jesus got to hang out with PROSTITUTES..... How cool was THAT? After 40 days in the hills, I'd walk on water for one of those, myself. "Get these balls!"

How many pieces did Court eat???? Or better yet, was there any LEFT? "Get these balls!"

Wow. I thought business would fear risk? No, wait, they just try to MANAGE it. "Get these balls!"

Gays, Lesbians, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Atheists, Blacks, Whites, Asians, Mexicans, Ethiopians, Greeks, Italians, and whomever else I forgot, I have but one thing to say: I will drink a beer with you, any time. Mi casa es su casa. "Get these balls!"

Wow. Maybe I can get them to insert a chick with really big titties into my bedroom. Wait.... That happened already. Damn. "Get these balls!"

Again, (and I've said this before) I WILL DRINK BEER WITH ANYONE. And anyone, yes ALL of you, can sit down at my table, anytime, to eat. AND DRINK BEER! 'Nuff said. "Get these balls!"

If I were in my institution, I wouldn't be LOST and CRAZY, just the latter...... But yeah, they have good drugs there.... "Get these balls!"

Since I'm married, and In-N-Out is not too viable anymore, the Double-Double definately seems out of the question, these days. (Sigh) "Get these balls!"

Or where you were BORN, like America??? A lot of people forget that one. There's no such thing as birthright, unless you believe that you are "entitled" to something special, which is one of the criteria for clinical diagnosis of psycopathy. "Get these balls!"

I don't want a BIG car. I want a BIG airplane, one that can hold 50 jumpers, and still get them to altitude and back to the tarmac for 1 gallon per head. That's what I want. Is there still a Santa Clause??? "Get these balls!"

I'll drink beer with anyone. Myself included! "Get these balls!"

I'll buy you TWO cases of beer just for making it back here safely. Good luck over there, man. We'll get you back home soon. (I voted for it.) "Get these balls!"

Obama's a Christian. That didn't stop me. Like I stated in a previous post, at least he acts like it. I REALLY doubt that Jesus would be dropping bombs on Baghdad. I never saw Jesus torture a terror suspect, either, as I recall. He mostly rubbed oil on people's heads and fed them. "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men". 'Nuff said. "Get these balls!"

/\ | | | He's tha man! Go BILLVON!!!!!! "Get these balls!"

I'm married, so I rarely, if ever, get In-N-Out. We used to have In-N-Out all the time when we were single, but after the vows came, the In-N-Out just stopped for some reason. At times, I try to do In-N-Out by myself, but it's not the same....... "Get these balls!"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/175084/the_farting_preacher/ And you're listening to THIS guy...... "Get these balls!"

I get three weeks of paid vacation per year, but my boss gets mad if I take them. I also get holidays off, same deal, pissed-off boss. I requested Christmas day off, but got denied, even though I'm the only one on the team with children. Guess I'll be calling in sick that day..... I get all of the overtime I can handle. Which equals mostly 6 and 7 day weeks. And they STILL outsource our jobs, because the rest of our production shop is not built like me. And they wonder why I want to quit and buy a DZ..... "Get these balls!"

But..... But...... But........... Christians have never killed anyone!?!?!?!?!? W-W-W-What are you talking about! You must be the DEVIL! Lol. Wasn't Hitler Orthodox? And we can go further back, since Catholics are calling themselves "Christians" these days, to the Spanish Inquisition... Further back to old England and the Protestant / Catholic wars.... but wait! We left those countries because we, as Americans, didn't want to die for, or pay taxes to, a Government that was backed by......... the CHURCH!!!! That is, unless you believe what my man said about Patrick Henry, Washington, etc. I know, I know, it's ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY BY THE HISTORIANS TO RID THE WORLD OF RELIGION!!!! Lol, GOOD. Maybe then my kids won't have to die because God said Allah, Mohamed, Ghandi, and Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) are the DEVIL! And ELVIS WAS EVIL! Gyrating those hips like that and all.... Bad Elvis, let's attack GRACELAND! He's a terry-ist! I know, Eric Rudolph fails in comparison to Elvisism as well. Darn. I never really liked Elvis.... Hitler? (Christian, Orthodox) Hated Jews.... Bush? (Christian, unspecified, just SAYS he is) Hates Muslims.... Saddam? (Complete dickhead) Hated, well pretty much everything, good riddance, but you get my point here. "Get these balls!"