LOSTandCRAZY

Yeah, take the high road, then BASE jump off of it, perform a maximum performance, 180 degree turn @ 300 ft., and swoop down upon her ass like Samuel L Jackson said in Pulp Fiction (with your lawyer, though. No OJ shit). "Get these balls!"

Yeah, no worries man, just trying to use some extreme examples to stir your mind a little. I've had too many beers for a witty retort today, so maybe you should ask your parents. You are their responsibility, after all. But in MY opinion, still wait until you're 18....... "Get these balls!"

LOL, I think the fact that I'm jaded is the RESULT, not the cause..... Still get the attorney, and do your thing. "Get these balls!"

Looks like the "Aye"s have it. "Get these balls!"

Dickwad, maybe, but I've been through it TWICE. So that makes me an EXPERIENCED dickwad, as well. No offense to the ladies, at all, none was intended, either. However, listen to the attorney, and protect yourself. Go talk to an attorney NOW. (THAT was my point). Because you can BET she's doing that, probably already has. "Get these balls!"

Hugs? HUGS??????? Maybe his soon-to-be ex-wife should have hugged HIS dick, instead of the other guys' dick..... Follow MY advice, and you'll be hugging A) Your lawyer, B) Your Kids, and C), All of the hookers that your ex-wife will be paying for in PALIMONY. So I guess I kind of agree. HUGS ARE GOOD. (Just make sure that it's the Swedish Au' pair that your EX-WIFE IS PAYING FOR) SHE CHEATED!!!! BAD HER!!!! It's unforgivable, legally. And furthermore, legally? IT'S A CRIME! "Get these balls!"

Don't listen to her, she's trying to mke you remain level-headed, which will get you FUCKED. GET MAD. It's the best way to get even, and REMAIN even. SHE CHEATED, you didn't. SHE'S WRONG, you're not. Own that. His share? HIS SHARE? His share is EVERYTHING, that's his share. SHE CHEATED! SHE RUINED A MARRIAGE! She could have waited until after a divorce to land on onother guy's dick. Like the AFF instructors say as concerning landing patterns: "If you look at it, you will land on it" (She just happened to look at a guy's dick and land on it. Poor HER, waaaaaaaaaaah, cry me a river.) Two wrongs DON'T make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane..... And the rest, is skydiving history! "Get these balls!"

Hero???? Not really, just a guy that's been there, thanks for the kudos though, and it's true: In most states a cheating spouse's signifigant others can be held liable for damages to the marriage. It's called "alienation of affection". And yes, it's legal. You can break the bastard(s) that she slept with. Or, if it's her MOTHER or Father making her want to divorce you? Surprise, SURPRISE! (sorry for the "Gomer Pyle" quote, that was just WRONG) "At common law, alienation of affections is a tort action brought by a deserted spouse against a third party alleged to be responsible for the failure of the marriage. The defendant in an alienation of affections suit is typically an adulterous spouse's lover, although FAMILY MEMBERS, counselors, or clergy members who have advised a spouse to seek divorce have also been sued for alienation of affections" Furhtermore: "Prior marital problems do not establish a defense unless such unhappiness had reached a level of negating love between the spouses." If her psychologist advised it? Guess what? You now own a clinic. Sue THOSE fuckers, especially. They settle out of court, for MILLIONS. See? Men get so belittled by women's rights, that they forget that they, as well, have them. MAKE THE FUCKER PAY, Bro. And get your kids, you didn't fuck up, here, she's a cheating, bad excuse for the sanctity of marriage BIATCH. She can't fuck you, and you only? What, she tripped, fell down, and landed on his DICK? She can't keep her pants ON when she SWORE TO DO SO BEFORE GOD????? Then she can't be responsible for the well-being of a child, either, and THAT'S THE LAW. SUE EVERYBODY. Get yours, my man. GET IT ALL. "Get these balls!"

Counseling is for suckers. Get some beer, drink it all, and THEN get a good attorney. When you're pissed off, the lawyers get what they need. Hand it to her. She handed it to you, didn't she? Ripped that heart out, made it bleed, and laughed at you for being a biatch. Get yours, my man. Get it all. Break her. Make her pay out. Cheating women (and men, too, k? don't misunderstand me here.....) are the lowest form of humanity. She took VOWS, for Jesus' sake, and then she USED those vows to go bang some other dude, and you have KIDS with this biatch! BAD MOMMY! BAD BAD BAD! You were probably babysitting WHILE she was boinking the guy! She's saying "OH BABY!!!!!", and you're changing the diaper of one! GET WHAT'S YOURS. Money can't make you happy, but it can DEFINATELY buy a bunch of hookers, which lead to, well, DIFFERENT sorts of happiness, but happiness, nonetheless. OWN THIS... I have faith in you. Man toast! But anyway, here's avideo about that particular subject: http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8300342 "Get these balls!"

Would have been a tad over three hours, but my legs are muscular, and, unlike the legs of marathon runners, full of muscle, you know. Muscle. BIG HUGE quads. I can squat/push over 1000 lbs with them. (That equals small car leg-lifting. Leg press, that is.) I can also ride my bike with no handlebars. Kind of like the difference in that between a free-range chicken and a caged-chicken. Marathon runners resemble the latter. (Little bitty, cartilage-deficient legs, bad hips, etc.) Good work, though, very commendable. I wasn't trying to take anything away from that super-accomplishment, just making jokes (You know, the hahahahahahaha type.) I can ride my bike with no handlebars! http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=34002859 "Get these balls!"

BOOOOOOOOOO................ I didn't say to KICK her a$$, I just said to SUE her a$$ OFF. Get what's YOURS, homie. Get the kids, AND her income. Hire a nice little Swedish Au' pair with that palimony........ Hells yeah. "Get these balls!"

I've been divorced, TWICE. All I can say???? Skydive your A$$ off...... My ex-wife cheated on me with the whole neighborhood and every friend I had. So I hired a GOOD attorney. Turns out, in some states, that's a CRIME. And leaves you WIDE open to ge the "alienation of affection" judgements against anyone she ever banged. If they don't pay, at least you can attach their property to the judgement and get some cool toys. Screw nice, that's for suckers. Gotta harden that heart, bro, and get what's yours. Kids? She cheated, you get 'em, that easy, in MOST states. Go for palimony, too. Women have been handing it to us for years, "We're the cause of all their problems", blah blah blah. Cheating husbands get nailed, and I'm a HUGE believer in equal pay for equal work, so pay THAT PALIMONY, BABY. If I cheated, I'd have to pay.... Also, get legal, signed affadavits FROM the guy(s) she cheated with, if possible. You will be MUCH happier once you go to your attorney. He can tell you all the little things you need to know. But what you need to DO? Let her have it, man, because divorce is WAR. And WAR is hell.... I feel for you, I really do, but hang her A$$. "Get these balls!"

I ran the 10K in 76 minutes........ And I'm a fat, old guy. So NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "Get these balls!"

There are three that come to mind in particular: Most technical, (meaning everything sounded pretty much like it did on the album:) "Souls at Zero", Rittenhouse Square, Winston Salem, NC, 1992. Best Showmanship: (Without a doubt) KISS!!!!!! Greensboro Collessium, "Psycho Circus Tour", 2000. Ace Frehley ROCKS! Most Original: (Because he got to play with his father, digitally, I bet that meant the WORLD to him!) Dweezil Zappa, "Zappa Does Zappa Tour" Toad's Place, Richmond VA, 2007. "Get these balls!"

You go, little guy. Do your thing. Just wait until you're 18 to skydive. "Also, when you have identified, exploited, and then solved problems in high-level web applications, you can talk shit." Been in the biz for 14 years. Been talking "shit" for many more than that..... but thanks for your permission! Guess I'm done w/ THIS thread now, lol. "Get these balls!"

I love Lisa H, and yet, I do not know WHY......... "Get these balls!"

Compiling a custom Linux Kernel is not exactly writing your own OS. I doubt that at 15 you have the mathematical knowledge to complete that endeavor. Too much low-level I/O involved, that simply is beyond your comprehension. This stuff takes YEARS to learn. Invoking BIOS interrupts, using interrupt 13h to load the boot sector into memory location 0x5000, macros, then using make at the shell prompts.... That's just the boot sequence, then the millions of lines of kernel code that follow, not to mention writing the device driver for every single bit of hardware in your box? Linus Torvalds writes operating systems, Linus Torvalds and the other THOUSANDS of people who donated code to the project. You're telling me that YOU ALONE created an OS? Kids, go figure. "Get these balls!"

At least you're going to a place where it WILL suck.... I'm going to bed with my wife..... You'll have more fun than I will, guaranteed. Maybe that's what I need, a new woman. Worked before! They are exchangable, after all! "Get these balls!"

AHA! Now you're talking about the BUSINESS, not the music. "Get these balls!"

Did it EVER occur to you, as a thought, maybe more like a spark, that psychologists, like addicts, cannot accept the things that THEY will never be able to change? "Get these balls!"

Don't like the way I think, it's bad for you. But, so's beer. And I drink it ANYWAY. "Get these balls!"

I think Cobain was a hack. And a pussy. Quitters suck ass. He gave up on life. You just have to find what gets your nuts off. He never found it. He never found skydiving. Gives ME life every time I go. Without it? I'd be all fucked up on some serious shit. Believe that. High is high, just glad that 14.5K is all it takes these days. 14.5K and beer. Never the two shall meet, however, never the two shall part. Addicts, go figure. "Get these balls!"

That one's one of their older cuts, second album I believe. Good tune, writing seems a little like Dylan back in his early days, mixed with the socio-current events of a young Neil Young. Nevertheless, great writing. Very socailly aware, from the anti-social perspective. Genius. But, name one genius that was socially well-adjusted. I don't think there were ever any. "Get these balls!"

That being said, here's some WISDOM!!!!!! Freedom's just a word today Freedom's just a word When someone takes your word away it's seldom ever heard So take a sentence full of things you're not supposed to say Carry on, but don't write it down or you'll be gone Love is just a song today Love is just a song When someone takes the song away you seldom sing along So take those lyrics serious and sing your life away Carry on, but don't write 'em down or they'll be gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but we never walk We make it so damn easy We get bored Why can't anybody see what's good for you is good for me I can't take your sillyworld I can't take your sillyworld no more Peace is just two fingers now Peace was just a phase When someone put it on a shirt you knew to count the days So take those fingers tape 'em up and shove 'em up your ass and carry on but don't try it now cause peace is gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but we never walk We make it so damn easy We get bored Why can't anybody see what's good for you is bad for me I can't take your sillyworld I can't take your sillyworld no more We fight our instincts We go to extremes We fight our instincts We go to extremes We fought a lot - Stone Sour, Corey Taylor. "Peace is just a word today. Let's make it an action, because it definately requires one." And I said that. You may quote me. Peace is free, but war makes money. Go figure. "Get these balls!"

Yeah, man. It's all good, I wasn't beefing. I'm not gonna fight with someone over an opinion, this is America after all, and we all have our right to have one. But I just wanted to voice mine. We can still drink beer. No worries, man. You can even crank some "Three Days Grace" while I'm in the head. Like I said, it's ALL good, just some of it, better than others. "Get these balls!"