TEB6363

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  1. He is cute. But doesn't he get dizzy being sideways in all the pictures?? :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  2. I don't need to think of the odds. I know that I will die sometime in the next 800 years. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  3. I have two dogs, one is 95 lbs and the other is about 70 lbs. The larger dog (Oneil) is a big lug. Heidi is smaller and a little bit of a bitch (pun). -Ooo...Dove...Why don't you come lay down over here in this soft savanna ??? That's it... Oh, sorry wrong signature line
  4. Damn Alex, you know too much
  5. Oh my God, I am old. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
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    You can't make peanut mad ..... he/it/her?? is always mad. You would be just another topic to bitch about. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  7. Great Job!! I quit tobacco on November 2nd, 2001. Hope it is good for me, because life sucked for a while afterwards. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  8. Here is a list of things for some dog owners: Blaming your farts on me...not funny. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home. When you pick up the poop piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  9. LOL, I need ear plugs just looking at the pic. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  10. It doesn't matter what "they" want to drink. As long as they buy green bottle beer for the DZ during their "1st" anything. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  11. Man I wish that were true. However, I think that a Kiss pass is a lot less of a problem than other things - Like having sex on the grass at the DZ! If you can still feel good about yourself and the other person after you "do" something, than it is fine. As for RW skills - the kiss pass is a great tradition. The next best is licking the other persons goggles in the middle of your jump
  12. I can't make it tonight either. Have fun you guys. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  13. It's Wednesday and some of us are working, Damn. Have you no shame girl. So you are gonna go jump into the keys, so you are gonna jump naked, so you are having more fun than the rest of us. Well, Baaawaaaahaaaaaaa, we will just go make our own fun. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  14. It's Wednesday and some of us are working, Damn. Have you no shame girl. So you are gonna go jump into the keys, so you are gonna jump naked, so you are having more fun than the rest of us. Well, Baaawaaaahaaaaaaa, we will just go make our own fun. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  15. Your friends think you are crazy??? Why, I have never herd of that before
  16. ROFLMAO.........Custom Signature Lines, the new tomorrow. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  17. I got it!! Let's strap a JATO bottle into the trunk of my car and see how fast it goes in the Arizona desert....... :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  18. =sexually corrupt, expressing lust, juicy, person considered valuable Sounds like she thinks he is OK
  19. I don't have a BASE rig, but I vote for Vegas also!! :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  20. You are always welcome to come to CA. Much better than that stuffy old Florida
  21. The UFO was a great touch! :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  22. Congrats - great looking little place. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!
  23. If she has to say it twice, you are way behind the power curve. Me, I'd be happy just to watch
  24. I found this info and figured I might as well post it before I forgot. From the SIM: PREMATURE MAIN CONTAINER OPENING; With a throw-out main pilot chute deployment system (pilot chute deployment prior to closing pin extraction), the container can open before the pilot chute is deployed, causing one type of horseshoe malfunction. Too bad they do not have a specific definition for "open" container. :::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!