LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm *flattered* you're so concerned with our needing "servicing" but you boys know that's why God gave us 2 hands, right? To the crowd: So we've determined that she's not really a dude? To Swervy: So what do you do with the second hand?! That's why God gave her two nipples!! Were you at my DZ this weekend? Always be kinder than you feel.
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    I was thinking there would be more of a list... Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    No infatuation. I'm an equal opportunity gawker. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    I happen to like all of the instructors I've encountered at my DZ. I do have one in mind that I would like to ask to go with me on my graduation/A check dive or whatever you want to call it. He was my 1st jump instructor, I'm enjoying his instructing and he makes it fun so I'd like to make it a full circle.
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    Cocheese McSwervy, anything you'd like to share where's the dick pics? Is there congratulations in order? Well done Jeff, never thought you'd get married so soon. Haha - had to fix that one! Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Cocheese McSwervy, anything you'd like to share? Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Mister Cocheese was quick to call out some horny girls on another thread but I don't see his picture contribution on this thread! Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    Haha. Is this all because I bumped the "dick pic" thread? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm *flattered* you're so concerned with our needing "servicing" but you boys know that's why God gave us 2 hands, right? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    You say that like it's a bad thing. Everyone has a dry spell now and then! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Happy Hump Day! Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Hah! You obviously don't have kids.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm curious what DZ you're speaking of. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yum!!!!!!!!!!! That's my specialty! Actually, I use the recipe on the back of Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice, but it is still tasty! What time should I come over for dessert?? And I'm also now craving chocolate covered Key Lime pie on a stick from the Blonde Giraffe in Key West!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yep. As a matter of fact, I think I get it tonight if my doctor has it in stock. Woohoo. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    OMG - no wonder you sharted!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I have a reaction to tuna, but I just CRAVE it so badly sometimes I have to have a small sandwich. I start to feel like I have the flu and then it usually passes in a few hours. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    That was self imposed. Fixed it for ya. Just kidding, BTW. No chance of that happening. It would be another immaculate conception! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    0 : *almost* 1 : I rode the plane down with fucking vertigo and nausea after waiting from 9:30am to almost 5pm for a jump with the instructor. Still felt funny Sunday and didn't jump. One case of beer paid for my first ride down. I'm still bumming over this one even with everyone saying the right choice was made. Not that I had a choice..... I couldn't see straight. I think the beer that night helped a little. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    I just laughed so hard at that one my cubicle farm neighbor just asked what was so funny. I wanted to tell him to go suck balls. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    OMG - I have such a weak stomach. I totally dread the tooting thing. Men, it's so not cool. And if I find out who did it, and if you make me puke - guess what - since you didn't care about everyone else in the plane when you polluted it, I'm aiming for YOU if I can't get to a door. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    465/6 = 77.5 Pathetic. Always be kinder than you feel.
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  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    You pump on a full stomach? Don't you get nauseous from the motion? What motion...put the nozzle in and S Q U E E Z E ! Someone's a lazy boy!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ummm..... I like cool high heels. And I was pretending to kick my friend Faisst in the junk. Always be kinder than you feel.