LuckyMcSwervy

This is in the middle of the Pine Barrens. It's beautiful here this time of year.

It's actually more like 1 hour 20 minutes because of the traffic volume heading into/out of Trenton during rush hour. And I actually moved closer to work a few years ago when I built my house in Hammonton. I used to live almost 2 hours away (each way). That sucked. I wish I got paid for travel time! Always be kinder than you feel.

I guess since it's only 10:30am I'll wait until my home's beer light comes on. That would be about 6 or 7pm. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm just glad there's not a ton of homes in the fire's path. Always be kinder than you feel.

There's been a forest fire in my "neighborhood" since Tuesday afternoon. Traffic has been fucked all week because the main road is closed. It took me almost 2 1/2 hours to do a normally 1 hour commute Tuesday night. This morning I wake up and I can't even see my neighbor's house across the street from the smoke. I leave my garage, drive down the street and almost hit 3 parked cars. The smoke was so thick I felt disoriented and thought I was getting dizzy. I finally make it to the main road and run a stop sign and a traffic light, almost being t-boned by a tractor trailer. After that little wake up call I told myself FUCK THAT, turn around and go home before I end up a fucking statistic. So, I called my boss and said I CAN'T come in today, I can't even see to drive, it was absolutely too dangerous to stay on the road. Everyone was driving with their flashers on or were pulled over halfway on the road. I felt a migraine with vertigo coming on. I hope it wanes if I can relax now that I'm home. Here I am on a Friday morning, smoked IN, can't get to work, and couldn't get to the DZ if I even knew if the weather was good (which I have no idea if it's sunny/foggy/whatever. And I was out last night with DZ friends after the sunset load and I was joking about how jealous I am that they would be jumping tomorrow when I was at work. This blows. Always be kinder than you feel.

Guilty. But I've met people who said soon I'll be sleeping in my car at the DZ and wearing the same clothes the next day...... Somehow I doubt it. Always be kinder than you feel.

My kitty was trying to steal my string cheese, I have tons of nicknames for her, and the only thing that came out of my mouth that sounded funny about cheese was "cocheesey". Always be kinder than you feel.

Awesome! Always be kinder than you feel.

Then I guess I fall under the "won't get laid" statement because I just don't bang a dude to just get banged. I gotta do all the feelings stuff, too. But, that's just me. Always be kinder than you feel.

When you start calling your cat "Cocheese". Always be kinder than you feel.

It's been almost two years. Add me to the list. Is this a NJ thing? The 2 of the 3 "horny females list" are NJ chicks. Hmmmm..... I haven't had any since I went to Mexico in January or Las Vegas in March (it probably didn't happen in Vegas because I was sooooooooooo sick the entire trip). You know it's been a long time when you can't even fucking remember it. But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. Always be kinder than you feel.

Hell yeah!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! I don't know what kind of lens was used. Pancake took the pictures. Always be kinder than you feel.

I really need to keep the boobies in check. Always be kinder than you feel.

Sure. I'm sure I'll see him around this weekend. Always be kinder than you feel.

That's Rob Stanley with the green shirt and sunglasses. I had him for one AFP level. He is a ton of fun and a very funny dude! Always be kinder than you feel.

No problem. I have a really ugly cousin who lives at Ancora (the local mental institution). I bet she needs a little "Who's your Daddy?" action!! Just kidding - I do not have a head case cousin! Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! Have M8B - will travel! I'll have to get one of the miniature M8B keychains for on the road fuckery. Always be kinder than you feel.

You know they say crazy NJ chicks are awesome in bed just for that reason!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks, Pops! And you know I heard the "BEER!" chant! Always be kinder than you feel.

Fixed it for ya! Always be kinder than you feel.

Hey! Thanks for "fucking" me!! That's a first for me! Oops! BEER!!!!! WoW a virgin...... Who knew.... Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! Always be kinder than you feel.

C-Bass took me on my 1st tandem. I asked him the other night if he would do my A check out dive with me. He said yes! Yeah! He is a funny dude!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Phillies or E-A-G-L-E-S - EAGLES!!! Always be kinder than you feel.