LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Would you rather an Altoid? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's it?? I'm half way there!! Then I'll make ya a Bloody Mary, it may help get the taste outta yer mouth! That.Was.Awesome. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Did you mean squirter? OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    What if you were eating your sammie and drinking your beer *while* you were getting blown? That chick would be a keeper! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    No, sir. I am not a "spinner". Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    You are relentless. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's it?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    Fixed it for ya! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm wondering how long it will take for one of the guys to suggest you just give the client a blowjob and call it a day. But seriously, have you Googled "corporate gifts" or anything like that? I did that a couple of years ago and there was some really cool, original stuff out there. If they skydive or golf, how about a gift certificate? Good luck! All of your hard work now will pay off later!
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    What will make this weekend perfect for you? Jumps, friends, family, dinner, etc.? For me........ This weekend will be perfect if I can: 1. Finish my AFF jumps. 2. Everyone I love is happy and healthy.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    LOL - Nope. Oh, Lord!!! Thanks!! Now that's what I'm talking about!!! Keep 'em coming, fellas! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    OK - For some reason the men are shy lately. I'll start the Friday fuckery early -- Enjoy!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    A gigantic +2 here. Oh god, my family would probably all die from shock if they read my posts on here. +3 OMG - My poor father would kill me if he could see what I say on here. Good God. Please don't even let him see my PMs. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are for Zip ties?? WTF are THEY for???? ziptie the milkcrates together until you reach the desired hight and stability That's way too much work to give a BJ when it involves construction. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". Well, you wouldn't need to save one hand to work the computer, then!!! Edited because I'm a typing spaz. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are for Zip ties?? WTF are THEY for???? Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I've never heard that quote before. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's a long zip. He must've had a jumpsuit on, huh? Jeans would only be like "ZZIIPP". Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    My kitty Sophia Lucia purring while she's curled up against my left arm as I type....... And she gives a little snore every once in a while!
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm think he got carded and isn't of age. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". So you've been to The Farm. Nope. Not yet. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 again. I'll never ger married again. No freaking way.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    Haha ... I would like to collect my earnings in something other than us dollars please. You want Euros? Jump tickets? Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Happy Birthday!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! Always be kinder than you feel.