LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    8 Ball's Answer: Very doubtful. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Apologies from the un-scientific Magic 8 Ball. And Jim "How YOU doin" Cantore would probably love my Magic 8 Ball. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    8 Ball's Answer: It is certain. Ok time to turn it up a notch....have you ever squirted due to sex? 8 Ball's Answer: Better not tell you now. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    8 Ball's Answer: It is certain. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think that lesson was taught in Ground School. It goes along with a proper arch. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    8 Ball's Answer: It is certain.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    She agreed to the GHB pre-date??? Wow! She's a keeper! Seriously, a Coug agreed to go back to your place after dinner? And you haven't met her yet? You must have some slick words, young man! And don't forget to clean your bathroom! Love - The Swerv Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'll start...... I asked if I was going to get any good weather tomorrow to try to get in some AFP jumps. 8 Ball's Answer: Better Not Tell You Know Who wants to play? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Special Dispensation. Just this once. (Because I admire your confidence.) Response accepted. I am greatly humbled by your acceptance. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ok, I wasn't going to make any posts like this but I have too. I've only been with one girl that's been more than 5 years older than me. She said the same thing too. That I couldn't handle her for this reason or that. I broke her. By her own admission, I broke her. The moral here is if you guys say you are gonna tear us up it better not turn out being the other way around.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    I saw my FEMALE cat grooming her "little girl" last night and I thought, "If I could do that to myself I'd never leave the house!" Soo... that's not ball licking, right? Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    I thought it was from Cougar.com or something like that. Damn .. Cougar.com on has 11 Cougars in my area :( :( :( Only 11??? My area shows about 250 on that website! Of course, here in Alabama, most of them probably still have less than half their teeth, and are double their high school weight. Yeah I think the search function on that website is pretty fucked up. Oh well ... I got an email from a nice cougar and we're going out for a drink tonight. Yes! Thanks for recommending cougar.com McSwervy :) Score! Did you really land a cougar??? Good for you!! Just don't forget to take your vitamins before you go because I bet she can tear your ass UP and have you begging for your Mommy!! !!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    A+ .......So...uhhh.. How YOU doin'?.... "Thank you so mucih but I've been seeing someone for a while. But I am sooooo *flattered* you asked!" Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    Why didn't she just say, "Oh, that's so cute! He actually thought he had a chance with *me*!" The seeing someone line is hopefully honest, but I think you need to be very tactful. The last time I was asked out I was seeing someone and my answer was, "Thank you so mucih but I've been seeing someone for a while. But I am sooooo *flattered* you asked!" Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I don't have any advice but I just wanted to say good luck, have a great time livin' the dream and I'm sooooo jealous! Blue Skies! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Founding member? No, I don't go out with younger guys. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Bam!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    No shit. I'm already thinking that I should try to buy jump tickets in bulk as soon as I'm allowed. Try to lock in a price, right? Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Or just non thinking puerile fucktards Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    psstttt, Lucky....look here Hey girl!! You're the best! I'm only on page 8 and I do not recognize anyone yet. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Guess you have them right where you want them. Actually, I was only kidding. I have a DSWYE policy. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I thought it was youthful enthusiasm. That's a good thing!!!
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    What a cute noob. Here's another tidbit of info you may not know: at the dz, your nickname is fresh meat. They're fresh meat to me too, you know. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    coincidently it seems to be centered around you. It's my filthy mouth. And way too much time on my hands lately. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think so...you look a little..umm...floored...and I saw what you're working with too. lol not impressed I take it Just say you're a "grower not a show-er". Then post pics. Let us girls be the judge! Turn about is fair play! The guys post to see boobies, why can't we post for junk? thats why i normally keep my clothes on. Always be kinder than you feel.