LuckyMcSwervy

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Ohhhh.... you've hit a nerve with me on this..... Because they're soooooooooooooo important that they can't be incommunicado for a fucking hour to have a couple of beers. I do not text. I refuse to text. If someone texts me, I will not text back. It takes 3 steps with one finger to dial me out of your address book. How many licks to get to the center of the freaking tootsie pop to send a paragraph text message? Yeah, tons. Fuck texting. Oh yeah, and to the bitch in the blue Chevy Cavileer who was texting while driving on Route 206 in Southampton Township tonight - eat a bumper you ignorant bitch! It's called stay right pass left you fucking Shoobie! ::::: breathing out ::::: Rant over. Please carry on. [;) Always be kinder than you feel.

I think someone needs a hug. Here you go {{{{{ Zep }}}}

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Sounds like your roommate needs to borrow my balls for a bit. I've never understood the whole making yourself into someone you aren't for someone else. I am who I am - if you don't like it - fuck off. That is all. Always be kinder than you feel.

You'll learn about the winds and spotting. Also, study the aerial view of your DZ. Drive around your DZ's neighborhood and look for good places to land off in case you have to. When you know you have options, just in case, it does relieve that "what if I don't make it back" jitters. Just my .02. Keep the change!

Well, if I'm unconscience before I pull I'll take any help I can get. Under canopy and faint? Well, if I'm unconscience I won't be scared now, will I? Clouds? What clouds?? That was industrial haze! Always be kinder than you feel.

Welcome and good luck! All of the women I've met have been awesome to me! Girls stick together! Always be kinder than you feel.

I recognized my DZ on a couple (well, at least one) of them. Always be kinder than you feel.

Lincoln Logs! When I was in like 1st or 2nd grade one of my classmates stuck one up his dog's ass. Yeah thats it! Damn, did the dog bite him, that took some nerve, and not sure what else? I don't know if the dog did anything to him. Maybe the dog liked it? Always be kinder than you feel.

Lincoln Logs! When I was in like 1st or 2nd grade one of my classmates stuck one up his dog's ass. Always be kinder than you feel.

Before I started I thought the same thing. I was never too goodly with physics and all. Always be kinder than you feel.

I was trying to figure out how many jumps that sucker cost! Always be kinder than you feel.

Here's another place that isn't toooooooooo far from you: http://www.excellence-resorts.com/all-inclusive-resorts/riviera-cancun-mexico/cancun-overview.htm I stayed there for 9 days last January and it was awesome! I can't wait to go back. Adults only, singles allowed. Very laid back. Great service, good food, beautiful grounds. And from what I hear..... close enough for a day trip to Playa del Carmen for skydiving (IF you get the urge!). Always be kinder than you feel.

Why do you think I'm broke? Nothing to do with the boogie whorin', buyin' a canopy, and a motorcycle.

I'm kinda broke right now, can I go as your trophy/cabana boy? That's why I dumped the last one. Paying for everything gets old (and bank account depleting) really quick! Always be kinder than you feel.

I just turned 40 in July. I've had 3 sinus surgeries since 1992. The 2nd surgery, I didn't wait for the gel packing to dissolve on its own ( I kept blowing my nose gently and using Ocean spray to help it along), so I blew a scab off an artery when I sneezed. I flew 2 weeks after surgery and was snorkeling a lot (going down as deep as I could - big mistake). It looked like a murder scene in one of the bathrooms at Bahia Honda State Park. When I needed the 3rd surgery in 2002, I was scared shitless because of what happened after the 2nd. I think the 3rd helped for a few years, but with the recurrence of my sinus infections over the last year or so, I worry it may be time for the 4th. Have you spoken to your Doctor? It would be worth it to schedule a check up, tell the doctor your new sport so they know what they're dealing with you physically, and see what they say. When I went to my doctor for the vertigo thing, he asked me what would I do in an emergency, what are the emergency procedures, what happens if I went unconscious before I could pull (told him about AADs). He seemed satisfied that I really looked into it - I told him I had my SIM with me in the car - did he want to see what we're taught? He laughed and said to please have fun and be very careful. He said he didn't want to read about me in the paper. Always be kinder than you feel.

Jamaica. Where else can you go buck naked for a week while strangers have sex on a beach chair in broad daylight? That's what I hear. Disclaimer: I've never been to Hedo that's just what I think goes on after hearing stories from a friend who goes there regularly. Are you part of a "couple"? If so, check out the Couples resorts in Jamaica. Couples Sans Souci, Couples Negril, Couples Swept Away and the refurbished/renamed Couples Tower Isle (formerly Couples Ocho Rios will open soon). They're nice resorts, reasonable priced, good food, good staff and just a great chill out/clear your mind place. And couples only - no kids, no singles. Whenever I get a new boyfriend I'm hitting Couples Negril! Always be kinder than you feel.

Listen to Peregrine Rose. Her advice helped me a ton as I got a very bad case of vertigo and nausea on my 3rd tandem, while under canopy, and thought I was going to pass out. Once I started AFF and I'm now wearing a student rig - no problems whatsoever. FWIW, I alo went to the doctor's a couple of days later after my vertigo incident just to rule out anything that could put me or someone else in danger. Turns out I was at the start of a wicked 2+ week long sinus infection. That MAY have contributed to the vertigo. ANyway, good luck! It really is an awesome sport! Always be kinder than you feel.

Why do all brides smile on their wedding day? Because they know they've given their last blowjob! Always be kinder than you feel.

Here's one just as un-politically correct: What's the first thing a woman should do when she leaves the battered woman's shelter? The dishes if she knows what's good for her! Always be kinder than you feel.

Is that code or slang for KY or somthing like that? n00bs! This is how we roll on dz.com Now, that's gotta sting, leave scars or something! Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! Hopefully, I'll get to meet you soon! Always be kinder than you feel.

Always be kinder than you feel.

OMG - that has to be one of the most disturbing pictures of a fat chick that I've ever seen. I had no idea nipples could go in that direction. What is the southeast and southwest?? Always be kinder than you feel.